Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! We’re a week away from Memorial Day ( I looked it up) but around here, the kids are off school for Victoria Day. Or as my youngest so eloquently summed it up: “Wait, so an old English lady who was a queen or something died and we get a day off […]
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AJ Smith-Shawver
Please see our player page for AJ Smith-Shawver to see projections for today, the next 7 days and rest of season as well as stats and gamelogs designed with the fantasy baseball player in mind.
Zebby Matthews will be called up on Sunday. Or as Lionel Richie would say, “We’re going to Party, Zebby, not Festa, forever. Come on, and sing my song!” Lionel Richie is a big-time fantasy baseball guy, by the by. He drafted Jose Berrios and named his team Jose You, Jose Me, Say It Together, That’s […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Is there any better feeling in the fantasy baseball realm than picking up a Starting Pitcher on draft day that you just know is going to outperform his cost? That $1 pick at the end of the auction draft to round out your rotation. Or maybe he’s your 40th-round pick that […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?My prospect writer and your prospect writer, sittin’ by the fire, your prospect writer say Elko gonna set my fantasy roster on fire. Talkin’ hey now (hey now), hey now (hey now), Elko, Elko, Elko ahem, he’s a jock-but-how-mo FAAB would ya spend on him? Happy Mother’s Day to our five lady readers. Your eyeballs […]
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Last week’s article had some mixed results, but we went with a risky bunch of streamers. That’s more likely to happen at this point of the season because the waiver wires have been picked bone dry. There always tend to be three major spots to thrive on the waiver wire. The opening two weeks are […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I watched every single second of AJ Smith-Shawver‘s start and I ran through the wall so many times the Kool-Aid filed a copyright suit against me. Trademark this, beeyatch! Only, I didn’t say beeyatch. I said nothing on advice of my counsel. You can’t take these things lightly. Could AJ Smith-Shawver (8 IP, 0 ER, […]
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This week’s biggest question mark is probably out in Arizona. Corbin Burnes was originally lined up to be a part of this list, but it was announced that a shoulder issue means he will be getting skipped at least one turn through the rotation. Ryne Nelson is being widely speculated as being the man to […]
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Grisham & The Firm Choose A Time To Kill O’s Pitching
April 29, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 330 Commentsby: Grey
A hand shoots through the ground, it’s a skeleton claw! Next, oh my God, it’s skeleton head! “I want pitcher brain custard,” it sneered. Is this, oh my God, has Trent Grisham (1-for-6 and his 8th homer and 4th homer in six games) turned into a Zombino? Cut! No, this is ridiculous. I’m sorry, he’s […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Jung Has Yankee Announcers Saying “Hoo Lee Cow!”
April 13, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 478 Commentsby: Grey
Singing “Jung Hoo” to Stevie Wonder’s Jungle Fever. I got Jung Hoo fever, She got Jung Hoo fever, We’ve got Jung Hoo fever, we’re in love. She’s gone Korean boy crazy, I’ve gone Korean boy crazy– [the Cancel Police take a batter ram to the door, charge in and drag me away] It’s okay! Stop! […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Last week we looked at MacKenzie Gore’s impressive line of 6 IP, 1 H, 0 BB, 0 ER, 13 Ks and wondered if his man-handling of a potent Phillies lineup was a sign of things to come. I moved “Big MacK”, up our Top 100 Starting Pitchers list last week, but […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? What You’ve Veen Waiting For
April 6, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 466 Commentsby: Grey
Rockies are eligible for an extra draft pick if Zac Veen or Chase Dollander (more on him in a second) finish top three in the end-of-the-year awards, because they were called up within two weeks of Opening Day. So, the Rockies could manipulate their service time and still get rewarded with picks. Sounds dubious, as […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? I Kjerstad My Co-Manager For Not Buying Heston
April 4, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 450 Commentsby: Grey
When the Netherlands landed on the ABC islands in the Caribbean, the Dutch made three requirements of all people, when farting in bed, pin the sheet tightly to the bed surface to not let any smell emit; all restaurant checks must be split in half with all attending parties, and, finally, all names must have […]
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