SAGNOF: New Faces In New Places, 2026 Edition

February 20, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 6 Comments

What’s poppin, Razzpimples? Back in the saddle for another year of bullpen coverage, folks! [Insert obligatory “wow, can’t believe it’s baseball season again, it all goes by so fast” introductory sentence here]. Wanted to start by apologizing for ending last year sooner than planned…wife broke her ankle in two places the very day before school […]

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SAGNOF Week 5: Devin Whyyyylliams

April 30, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 17 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Bullpen recap time! Don’t forget to keep that Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. The tools are — how do you say? […]

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SAGNOF Week 4: Jesus “Just” Tinokay

April 23, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 35 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Bullpen recap time! Don’t forget to keep that Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. The tools are — how do you say? […]

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Kurtz Going To Battle With The Athleticalypse Now

April 21, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 379 Comments

by: Grey

Whaddya say, let’s do a Nick Kurtz post every other day for the rest of the season. For unstints: Random starter pitches well, I write a lede about him, “Yay, Max Meyer, you complete me, not ‘me’ like Renée Zellweger, but ‘me’ as in a 14-strikeout game,” or whoever pitches well, then the next day’s […]

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Doh! Could Chandler Simpson Be Any Faster?

April 20, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 423 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, Chandler Simpson went 1-for-3 with his 1st steal as he was called up on Friday. I know OJ, I know Jessica, I do not know Chandler. [sees he stole 104 bags in the minors last year] I now know Chandler. Where his steals total is, it should just say, “Holy schnikes.” Or if that’s […]

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Brewers Hope To Cure Hot Corner Blight With Some Durbin Planning

April 17, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 224 Comments

by: Grey

Brewers called up Caleb Durbin. What? No, not Dyler Turban. Hey, first rule of Vindaloo Club is don’t talk about the Pakistani Brad Pitt playing Dyler Turban in the Bollywood movie, Vindaloo Club. Second rule, same as the first, stop talking about it! The third rule of Vindaloo Club, don’t ask for mild. It’s curry, […]

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SAGNOF Week 3: Emilio Estevez

April 16, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 51 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Bullpen recap time! Don’t forget to keep that Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. The tools are — how do you say? […]

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SAGNOF Week 2: Robert Suavez

April 9, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 19 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Bullpen recap time! Don’t forget to keep that Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. The tools are — how do you say? […]

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Ivan HRHRHRa

April 2, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 269 Comments

by: Grey

I don’t drink. Not like I’m an alcoholic, I’m not in AA, making amends for the people who drafted Rougned Odor way too high in 2017. He was very good in 2016, I cannot help that his BABIP plummeted. I did nothing wrong. See? No amends! I mention I don’t drink in a longwinded way […]

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Thomas Harrington Forsakes His Family Fortune For A Pirate Adventure

April 1, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 142 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, Thomas Harrington (4 IP, 6 ER, 11 baserunners) called up by the Pirates. Thomas Harrington has a legacy membership to Shadyside Country Club. Thomas Harrington does not go by Tom or Tommy because he is prim and proper. Thomas Harrington wears a napkin under his collar while he pitches and calls his grandmother’s”helper” mammy […]

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ESPN’s 2025 Fantasy Baseball Rankings: Very Interesting, He Said Wearing A Monocle

March 4, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Overrated, Featured | 154 Comments

by: Grey

Last year, Fantasy Pros said I had the best fantasy baseball rankings for the previous year. I did not do well in my leagues the year I had the best rankings. I don’t know how well my fantasy baseball rankings did last year comparatively to other ‘perts, because Fantasy Pros hasn’t announced it yet, but […]

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SAGNOF: 2025 RP Rankings…Sorta

March 1, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 23 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? I figure it’s about that time of year when y’all wanna see my rankings. Thing is, I don’t rightly enjoy them. They’re format-dependent, and they’re apt to change between now and Opening Day for some reason or another (injury, free agent signing, etc.). Plus, we’ve got preseason Player Raters for that sorta […]

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