Break yo’self foo! No, not like the video… like in take a break from fantasy for a few days and just chill. I hate that baseball won’t rid itself of this ridiculous All-Star break. I’m a fantasy player first. Seriously, what do fantasy baseballers get in return? We are left freaking out if our “guy” does well in the home run derby or our ace injuries himself/delays his next start by pitching in the mid summer crapbasket. Can the All-Star game be a bigger joke? I hate that they award the winning league home field advantage in the World Series. I hate having to read headlines about all the online ballot stuffing. Way to go internet… you blew it again. What I hate the most about the break is I get bored. Like a junkie waiting for a fix or a fat kid waiting for dessert, I need my games! I’ve been watching mediocre movies on Netflix and working on some new dance moves. What are you doing for the break?

 

CATEGORY LEADERS, WEEK 14

RUN 59 Stick it in my Tehol The Filthy Spawn of Beddict
HR 20 G and J British Columbia
RBI 56 Yeah JeetsGreat White NorthThe Secret Weapon, C is for C-Nugs Pretty Hate MachineRazzballz to the WallzSaskatchewan, Yeast Infection Inspections
SB 13 West Texas hothotHawt CornerThe StrolgsBig DDirty Rotten Scoundre Beddict’s Brood of BrosCharlieHustlersCougs R Us, FUBARHamiltons Dandruff
AVG .353 Steve Garvey Is My Daddy Jay’s Family and Friends
K 98 Grande Magoo FCL
W 9 Baseball Cougar Night of the Living Zombinos
S 17 My Mustache Has A Mustache Lester’s RCL #2
ERA 0.64  Silver Skulls  British Columbia
WHIP 0.63  Hats For Bats  Spiders and Snakes

* ERA and WHIP are based off 40 innings pitched minimum

Talk about a ho-hum week for our leader board. We recorded the lowest RBI and tied the lowest stolen base totals to date. Oh wait, we had the most saves in a week so far. YAY! Congrats to mustahce for the fine week. Before moving on to the 1st half list below, I wanted to do some shameless plugging. Lately the Big Magoo has been popping up all over these updates. If you are an RCL player I would be hitting him up in his posts for RCL related strategy questions. He is one of the best RCL’ers we have. Since its the break I’m going to put the best weeks of the first half below. For those above and below I tip my cap to you.

 

WEEKLY CATEGORY LEADERS – FIRST HALF

Category Total Team League
RUNS 67 Mully Gann Jr. RCL FIPping the Bird
HR 23 Boro Ballers, Fantasy Baseball Vision, I’ve got Wood. … Phrasing! Early Birds, British Columbia, Take on Jay #1
RBI 74 No Chickensit FUBAR
SB 18 Paul Before Swine, Vin Raucous, Chupacabraj Samsquantch, Left Arm Of God, West Texas hothot BATTAMANIA!, SchmidtHeads, Death by 5 x 5, The Razzies Challenge, Beddict’s Brood of Bros
AVG 0.396 Smell The Glove Razzball Casuals League
K 118 Crimson Fratellis Take on Jay #5
W 12 Team Sullivan Johhny’s Bench
SV 17 My Mustache Has A Mustache Lester’s RCL #2
ERA 0.39 Brawlin’ Brien Taylors Jawns
WHIP 0.53 **** CARNAC FCL

 

The RCL Top-25, All Star Break

This is the best around!… For the season… so far. Do you want to be Daniel Larusso? Then you got to beat all the Cobra Kai’s and win the All Valleys RCL Championship. Word around the office is that the grand prize is Sky jumping out of a cake in your living room and doing a strip tease to the the tune of Moment of Truth by Survivor. The table below contains the rank, team name, league name, RCL points, League Index and League Points.

RANK TEAM LEAGUE RCL POINTS LEAGUE INDEX LEAGUE POINTS
1  Unpainted Arizona  HA! 112.81 103 106
2  Backdoor Sliders  Razzball Champion’s League 112.12 106 98.5
3  Wake Up  FCL 111.31 108 93.5
4  Soler Powered  Two Out Rally 108.54 102 104
5  RA the Rugged D ickeys  King Ralph’s Emporium 107.48 102 104.5
6  Wood Street Wonders  Blues Odyssey 105.92 102 106
7  Money Ballers  JB’s RCL 105.85 102 101.5
8  Cram It  FCL 105.64 108 89
9  Big Magoo  Take on Magoo 105.51 101 105
10  John Boccabellas  The Downward Spiral 104.48 104 96
11  Astros to Mouth  Spiders and Snakes 103.7 100 103
12  Hardy Bombs  Lester’s RCL #3 103.09 101 104
13  Pittsburgh Lumber Company  Night of the Living Zombinos 102.56 104 94
14  The Strolgs  Cougs R Us 102.38 104 93.5
15  Team Montesanto  The Filthy Spawn of Beddict 102.32 101 99
16  I’ve got Wood. … Phrasing!  Take on Jay #1 102.26 102 97
17  Jersey Moose  Walking On Sunshine 101.28 102 97
18  drunc orks  Euro Razzball 101.21 99 106
19  Team Albright  RCL ‘Perts 100.11 102 97
20  AK FortySevens  Night of the Living Zombinos 99.98 104 91.5
21  Team harris  CharlieHustlers 99.73 103 94.5
22  Last Vegas  Razzball Soccer Sympathizers 99.52 103 94.5
23  Dr. Freeze Pitching Camp  RCL FIPping the Bird 99.23 98 104.5
24  Donkeycorn Apocalypse 3  British Columbia 99.19 102 93.5
25  Backdoor Sliders  Night of the Living Zombinos 98.9 104 90.5

Razzball Commenter Leagues 2015 MASTER STANDINGS

We should have a prize for being in first at the break. Some fun way of rewarding them for being the best for half the year. Now what would be a good half prize? I got it, what about a half shirt? Mesh is optional. I’ve done so much talking about the top this year that I thought it would be nice to include the top 25. Yes, from time to time I am capable of nice things. Our top three are still fighting it out as Arizona is holding the top spot for another week. Soler Powered is really coming on strong jumping over Nick the Dick into 4th. Great job Soler. Since your monster week you have been climbing the ranks like a mofo. From 6th place all the way down to 19th it’s anyone’s ballgame. Most of these teams have graced the top ten at some point this year. Hey look who is in 19th. It’s none other than our fantasy master lothario, the ayatollah of mustachola, the slayer of cougs and bad projections, Mr. Grey Albright (he seriously e-mails me these hype plugs). It’s pretty friggin awesome if you made the list. What would you guys…and girls think if I did a top 20 the rest of the way? It’s such a tight battle that I think we should do it. I say we because I am just a conduit of the numbers and the great behind the scenes work that Vin Wins! and Rudy do. Thanks you two.

 

Top Offensive Performances of the Week

Team League H AB Ave R HR RBI SB
Stick it in my Tehol The Filthy Spawn of Beddict 112 350 .320 59 18 47 5
The Strolgs Cougs R Us 91 327 .278 48 17 52 13
Star boy The Captains of Outer Space 95 295 .322 48 16 47 6
dom squad Big, if true 94 296 .318 54 16 48 4
C is for C-Nugs Yeast Infection Inspections 85 285 .298 49 15 56 7
Ray Hill The Underground 91 300 .303 55 17 47 3
Yeah Jeets Pretty Hate Machine 89 318 .280 55 15 56 5
Grande Magoo FCL 93 338 .275 49 13 54 10
Steve Garvey Is My Daddy Jay’s Family and Friends 112 317 .353 42 8 40 9
Team Mehlis Saskatchewan 103 328 .314 49 14 40 7
Callapso Cove Tropidome Fantasy Water Park League 90 307 .293 39 12 53 11
Topes Rock Two Out Rally 92 288 .319 38 10 47 10
Maryland Cheesesteaks Lester’s RCL #2 88 315 .279 51 14 53 6
PERKINS FAMILY RESTAURANT Fantasy Baseball Union 87 268 .325 40 15 40 5
Trout Fishing Eff fWAR 79 287 .275 45 19 42 7
Hawt Corner CharlieHustlers 84 294 .286 45 10 45 13
McGwire’s Acne Avengers The Lords of Sarcasm 99 318 .311 44 8 42 12
Im Here For the Chicks Vancouver 103 317 .325 45 14 43 3
Big D FUBAR 85 290 .293 45 10 40 13
JUST THICK FUBAR 84 283 .297 44 15 47 5

Top Pitching Performances of the Week

Team League IP ER ERA K BB HA W WHIP Saves
Thirsty Fo’ Ayahuasca SchmidtHeads 68.1 6 0.79 58 17 44 6 0.89 8
Baseball Cougar Night of the Living Zombinos 83.2 13 1.40 74 17 54 9 0.85 5
Evil Evies They Call Me Au Shizz 79.2 14 1.58 88 17 59 7 0.95 7
Soler Powered Two Out Rally 58 6 0.93 64 15 35 3 0.86 10
Jim Abbot’s Right Hand Man Beddict and the Elder God Chosen 68 9 1.19 73 14 50 6 0.94 5
Team Talley Blues Odyssey 63 8 1.14 68 14 38 7 0.83 4
Cookies For Days Rotokings 61 8 1.18 64 15 38 6 0.87 9
Boro Ballers Early Birds 73.2 12 1.47 76 26 49 5 1.02 11
The Flat Earth Johhny’s Bench 77 15 1.75 68 18 48 6 0.86 11
Burchard Black Sox The Filthy Spawn of Beddict 75 13 1.56 67 15 45 6 0.80 2
Wipe Your Pujols The Razzies Challenge 60.2 6 0.89 57 18 46 4 1.05 3
Philly Jawns CharlieHustlers 57.2 8 1.25 65 14 36 5 0.87 8
Team Longfellow Take on Jay #3 58.2 9 1.38 60 12 30 5 0.72 7
Team barbis Slamming Sammys 71 12 1.52 58 18 47 5 0.92 5
Pop-Up Powerbombs WET TAIL!! 60 7 1.05 51 16 36 5 0.87 1
Montgomery Biscuits HA! 67.2 11 1.46 71 8 55 5 0.93 5
Sons of Pitches Take on Jay #4 57.2 8 1.25 61 15 30 4 0.78 6
Team Rodriguez Don’t even remember last year 68.2 11 1.44 60 19 46 7 0.95 3
B-Ham Peaky Blinders Big, if true 51.2 4 0.70 41 19 37 5 1.08 6
Team kruse Lester’s RCL #1 61.1 9 1.32 61 14 38 4 0.85 5

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  1. Crimson Fratellis says:
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    Awesome! I am proud to represent my league.

  2. Crimson Fratellis says:
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    Doing some maths, it looks like the 9 other owners in the Night of the Living Zombinos have an average of 53.1733 points.

    • Crimson Fratellis says:
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      @Crimson Fratellis: Oops, that was RCL points. Based on League points, they average 56 points.

        • Crimson Fratellis says:
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          @J-FOH: Word

  3. Gareth says:
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    Team Harris at 21!

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Gareth: I should of cut it off at 20…but still higher than Kid A

      • Gareth says:
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        @J-FOH: “Should have.”

        • J-FOH says:
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          @Gareth: don’t care

        • Kid A says:
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          @Gareth: You tell him, Garth!

          • J-FOH says:
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            @Kid A: never thought I would see the day you put on a skirt and pom poms for the cat

            • Kid A says:
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              @J-FOH: god is in the details, my fiend.

              • J-FOH says:
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                @Kid A: yup

  4. jacque jones says:
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    Top 5 write up title of the year so far….you need a raise.

    • J-FOH says:
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      @jacque jones: Thanks, I’ll pass this link on to the bosses

  5. John coakley says:
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    Pick one……Refsynder, Forsythe, Kang, Prado for balance of the year please

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