A little about me:
I am old and cranky.
I know way more about baseball than you.
Many people automatically get four college credits simply for reading a single column of mine.
I am the only person to see the rookie years of both Ty Cobb and Bryce Harper.
I can steal signs from the catcher merely from feeling the breeze produced from his fingers.
I am so respected I have two Hall of Fame ballots each year.
I am a switch-hitter, ambidextrous and tri-sexual. Yes, that’s correct. I often have sex with a tricycle.
I am a vegan and will only play ball with a mitt made of cucumbers and lettuce.
I will see you next week…
