Oh, they’re not just bad. Nah, I outdid even myself this time. On this drafternoon, I picked a team that is near-perfectly awful. They simultaneously suck and blow. On a scale of one to ten, they’re a negative seven. I did the math! Somehow I managed to get a team where not one hitter projects […]
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I did a Google search for Chris Davis and it said, “Did you mean Superman?” Weird! The force is very strong in this young Texas Ranger. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls; Chris Davis serves the Bomb Pops. I’m not sure if there’s anyone in all of fantasy baseball this […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?This was, as they say in Italy, an Experto Callaspo AL-Only draft. What AL-Only means to me? Thanks for asking, random italicized voice. It means I probably won’t have one pitcher that I would usually have in a mixed league. I contemplated about how I wanted to go about this draft. It’s good to have […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Where have all the groin pulls gone? In my day, you pulled a hammy or a groin, and you liked it! Now, these kids are all about obliques. What in tarnation is an oblique? Where is it? Is it even in your body? Do you acquire it in some seedy alley in Tijuana? Hurt your […]
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Fantasy Roundtable – Identifying Sleepers
March 21, 2009 | Fantasy Roundtable | 24 Commentsby: Rudy Gamble
Jon Williams of Advanced Fantasy Baseball was the host this past week of Fantasy Roundtable. We like him here because his Blogger profile image has this kind of ‘Aw yeah’ quality that jives with both Grey’s and my avatars. Anyway, here’s the question: What is your favorite source or method of uncovering sleepers? Enjoy…
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What’s So Funny About Peter Gammons and Understanding?
March 21, 2009 | Y to Z | 24 Commentsby: Grey
Which one is Peter Gammons? You make the call… (They are best played simultaneously.)
Please, blog, may I have some more? 1st Basemen to Target, 2009 Fantasy Baseball
March 20, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 58 Commentsby: Grey
I already did the catchers, 2nd basemen, shortstops, 3rd basemen, outfielders and starters to target for 2009 fantasy baseball. I skipped the 1st basemen on purpose because I don’t think you should be taking a flier on 1st basemen. You need some anchors for your hitting. Then someone commented yesterday asking for the 1st basemen […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Who Knew? Apparently, everyone. I may have been the only one rooting for Aaron Heilman; Lou definitely was not. Well, open that window and throw Heilman out. Sean Marshall has been named the Cubs fifth starter. As I said somewhere in the comments in the last couple of days, I like whoever comes away with […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Fantasy Baseball Worst Top 20
March 19, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Razzball: The Game | 55 Commentsby: Grey
Here at Razzball, besides doling out fantasy baseball advice, we also host a contest to field the worst fantasy baseball team. The worst fantasy baseball league signups are just about at capacity, but if you’re finding us late in the preseason, you might still be able to get in, or not. I really have no […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Casey Kotchman, 2009 Fantasy Sleeper
March 18, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 48 Commentsby: Grey
Because Casey Kotchman is most noteworthy (in my eyes) for having the longest known case of mononucleosis, it makes sense he’d be considered a sleeper. Only, not necessarily, a fantasy baseball sleeper. More like a Prince Valium one. After the trade to the Braves last year, Casey Kotchman hit 2/20/.237. “Write him off as a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Kendry Morales, 2009 Fantasy Sleeper
March 18, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 46 Commentsby: Grey
Remember the blonde chick from the The Real World: Hawaii, who, like, totally fell for Colin? She was the cute girl with the young grandmother body. You know who I’m talking about? Cool. Yeah, she’s not Kendry Morales. Kendry Morales is the doode that the Angels are putting in as their starting 1st baseman. Joly […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Closer Battles for 2009 Fantasy Baseball
March 17, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 55 Commentsby: Grey
Usually I wait until the 1st of every month to go over who’s closing where and who’s backing them up. You know, the Donkey-Corn/Brain Freeze/$12 Salad post. See, you are familiar with my work. Great, I love how you do whatever you do too. Being in the heart of fantasy baseball draft season, my diploma […]
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