How dare you. How dare you make me write a Buy for Jay Bruce. Did you forget all our pre-draft love? It’s less than two weeks into the season. People need to chillax. Here’s what Jay Bruce had to say to all his naysayers. Jay Bruce could hit 7 homers in April. Still. Before he […]
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Robinson Cano hit his third and fourth homer yesterday. He’s now batting .395. This will probably sound homeless-person-crazy since we’re only 12 days into the young season, but I think Cano could win the MVP and will win the batting title. You thought Pedroia’s MVP season was nice from a fantasy standpoint? How’s .330 and […]
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2010 Fantasy Baseball Team, 13 Teams
April 15, 2010 | 2010 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 258 Commentsby: Grey
We’ll get to the team, as they say on the the Little Chocolatiers, shortly. First, this was my least favorite draft I’ve done this year and maybe in the last two years. For the first time in a while, I’m not sure if this team has what it takes to win. So, because of that, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Brian Fuentes hurt himself lifting weights. Can’t he just take HGH like every other freakin’ major leaguer. Hayzeus Cristo, my closer luck has been terrible so far this year. The closerousel has made me really nauseous. Forget SAGNOF, more like CRYNOF, which acronyms to nothing but has “cry” in it. Fernando Rodney is the immediate […]
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Minor League Review, Oakland Athletics
April 14, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Prospects | 32 Commentsby: Stephen
Oakland Athletics 2009 Minor League Review Overall farm rankings via Baseball America (2009) 2009 (3) | 2008 (27) | 2007 (27) | 2006 (26) | 2005 (8) | 2004 (17) Record of Major and Minor League Teams MLB: [75 – 87] AL West AAA: [86 – 57] Pacific Coast League AA: [78 – 62] Texas […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Jimmy Leg Giving Owners Restless Sleep
April 14, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 476 Commentsby: Grey
Jimmy Rollins looks like he’s headed to the DL with a Grade 2 calf strain. For those non-doctors out there, that’s a calf strain that starts to learn its times tables. It hurts to lose your 2nd or 3rd round pick, but you don’t have many options here. You can’t sell him low. Assuming you […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2010 Fantasy Baseball Team, 14 Team, Head-to-Head
April 13, 2010 | Razzball Commenters League | 250 Commentsby: Grey
We already made two trades in this league, so keep that in mind. You want me to tell you the trades up front? You and those dimples! Okay, I’ll tell you. We traded… Here it comes… Wait for it… Wait, where did it go? Oh, here it is. We traded Pena for The Dread Pirate. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Sometimes when a player gets hurt, I feel bad if I told you to buy into them. I’m like, “Shove your emotions into your cankles, you sissy!” Alas, my inner Native American watching someone litter in a 70’s commercial comes out. A tear forms in my eye and rolls into my mustache. Then I leave […]
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Rudy’s AL-Only League Draft
April 12, 2010 | Razzball Commenters League | 102 Commentsby: Rudy Gamble
Like many of you, I cut my fantasy baseball teeth on snake-drafting 10-12 team mixed leagues.* But I’ve found that, to paraphrase Spinal Tap, the looser the league’s Free Agent waistband, the deeper the quicksand I get into. I’d lose a closer to injury only to find that some joker on the West Coast picked […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Fantasy Roundtable – Colby Lewis Projections
April 12, 2010 | Fantasy Roundtable | 5 Commentsby: Rudy Gamble
Wondering what the ‘experts’ think about Colby Lewis – aka the biggest American phenom to appreciate its value in Japan since Cecil Fielder and Cheap Trick? Should you expect a Cecil Fielder-sized ERA or will he surrender few enough runs and baserunners that you’ll want to want him? Visit this week’s roundtable @ FantasyPros911 – […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? The 2010 Montero Has Been Recalled
April 12, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 299 Commentsby: Grey
Miguel Montero is out with a torn meniscus. I can think of other cuss words that his owners may be thinking right now. A knee problem seems like a bad thing for a guy who’s supposed to be crouching for 9 innings. Like a can’t-Catch 22. Montero was a popular sleeper pick to enter the […]
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Fantasy Baseball 2 Start Pitchers, Week 2
April 11, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 41 Commentsby: Smokey
Now’s the time that you realize your fantasy season is over and you start trading everyone to get Vernon Wells, because you think it’s the old Vernon, who didn’t steal 100 mil from the Blue jays. Come on, seriously. This is a marathon, not a walk to the fridge. As I previously stated SP is […]
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