Monday starts the sleepers on the site. Thank forkin gawd, amiright? On Patreon, I’m starting the rankings. Holy schnikes! The best Black Friday sale ever! You’re giving a discount? No, Random Italicized Voice, I’m just saying Black Friday sale because everyone else is. Ah, very cool.

So, the Houston Astros got a bad rap for, uh, rapping on a trash can. I get it. Think it’s pretty unfair, since everyone has tried to cheat. The “Yankees Letter” from Manfred couldn’t have been more ignored by The Sportswriters. People are fatigued by the cheating scandal. Fatigue is pronounced fay-tee-gay, it’s Italian. I get it, I don’t want to talk about it, after apparently talking about it. All I wanted to say is Astros seem to not get the respect they’re due in fantasy, and I think it’s because people are biased, whether consciously or not. The Astros’ pitching staff, for unstints, have they ever had a bad pitcher? Trying to remember. *pinching my temples* Who was their last bad pitcher? Odorizzi? Okay, they traded him away for pen help. Astros, also, don’t develop bad arms. It’s one lights-out guy after another. Framber Valdez, Lance McCullers, Cristian Javier, Jose Urquidy, and Luis Garcia were all developed in-house. Forrest Whitley is like their last big bust, and I wouldn’t completely write him off yet. That brings us to Hunter Brown. Maybe I’m giving him unearned credit, due to other guys who have come up for the Astros, but he went 20 1/3 IP in the major leagues this year with a 0.89 ERA and 9.7 K/9, 3.1 BB/9 and 2.78 xFIP, which came after completely housing the minor leagues: 106 IP in Triple-A, 11.4 K/9, 3.8 BB/9, and 2.55 ERA. Feels like a virtual lock to be yet another huge Astros arm. So, what can we expect from Hunter Brown for 2023 fantasy baseball?

First, the peepers need to get greased:

Mah gawd, please, daddy, can I have another:

Is it just smoke? Oh, no, it’s fire:

I could watch this guy all day. He’s got something being classified as a cutter or a slider. People are struggling to hit it as much as they are classifying it. He throws it 93.2 MPH and it was hit for a .385 BAA, but, as we know, he had a great 20+ IP run in the majors, so he must not throw it much. Well, he throws it about 13% of the time. So, it’s not good? Oh, no, it’s got a .175 xBA, and .167 xWOBA. So, his slider is lights-out but he was unlucky with it. That means he had a 0.89 ERA but it could’ve been better. I know, the xERA and FIP are saying different, but I don’t care. He’s got five pitches, and three of them he throws just about 98% of the time, and they’re gorgeous. His 97 MPH fastball had a .167 BAA. That gets a major lulz from me. If he throws that 52% of the time, as he did last year, then, well, good luck to hitters. Hunter Brown has the ability to be a number two to three starter next year.

Okay, taking this back to my opening paragraph: Framber Valdez, Lance McCullers, Cristian Javier, Jose Urquidy, and Luis Garcia are all under contract for 2023, and I’d be at least mildly shocked if Verlander doesn’t return to the Astros too. If I were the Astros, I’d trade Urquidy for a pen arm, or utility player, or literally anything I could get. Javier can throw in many situations, but I’d guess he’s in the rotation. Can Brown get into this rotation? Let’s put it this way, the Dodgers thought they had a glut of pitchers, then gave Tyler Anderson 178 2/3 IP. Of course, with Brown (and Verlander), that’s seven arms. That’s a lot of arms, but you trust the talent and the rest will figure itself out. Hunter Brown might only be good for 120 IP, but that’s going to be an excellent 120 IP. He’s the kind of guy you draft in the last round even though he doesn’t have a rotation spot. Speaking of Cristian Javier or Tony Gonsolin or Tyler Anderson, that was all of them last year! Late round picks who didn’t have a rotation spot yet. Trust the talent. Did I already say that? Well, yes, I’m emphasizing it. For 2023, I’ll give Hunter Brown projections of 8-2/3.41/1.12/129 in 118 IP with a chance for a bit more.

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2 months ago

If he has enough IP concerns to keep his adp down I will happily jump on board. I’m hoping EWB agrees. Where do you expect his adp to normalize to?

Kellogg’s Crunchy Fuck Clusters
Kellogg’s Crunchy Fuck Clusters
2 months ago

H2H (we can’t draft injured players and put them on IL. They must sit on 5-man bench) Last year I drafted Tatis, Sale and Lynn leaving me two free bench spots for much of the year. Of course that was a disaster. Maybe this year I’ll draft one injured player such as Harper and fill the other four bench spots with pitchers as you’ve recommended in your H2H advice piece. In this format would you draft injured players for the playoff push or do you prefer to load up on bench SP in order to win inn/W/K? Thanks for your time Grey!!

2 months ago



a. As always can’t wait for sleepers, can’t wait for rankings, I am cuckoo for it all!

b. Hunter Brown will dominate. Book it.

c. George Carlin quote of the day for November 26, 2022

‘Floating around the Internet these days, posted and e-mailed back and forth, are a number of writings attributed to me, and I want people to know they’re not mine. Don’t blame me. Some are essay-length, some are just short lists of one and two-line jokes, but if they’re flyin’ around the Internet, they’re probably not mine. Occasionally, a couple of jokes on a long list might have come from me, but not often. And because most of this stuff is really lame, it’s embarrassing to see my name on it. And that’s the problem. I want people to know that I take care with my writing, and try to keep my standards high. But most of this “humor” on the Internet is just plain stupid. I guess hard-core fans who follow my stuff closely would be able to spot the fake stuff, because the tone of voice is so different. But a casual fan has no way of knowing, and it bothers me that some people might believe I’d actually be capable of writing some of this stuff.’

Don’t Blame Me


Ante Galic
Ante Galic
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2 months ago


Have a nice weekend!!

My wife went to visit her prima in Zagreb who’s celebrating her 50th birthday. 50 is the last limit / outer boundary of youth. My wife’s back on Sunday, so a short trip