Though, I would like to read a post about Siamese Twins Dance Strategy.Â “Xiu, could you stop salsa’ing when I’m friggin’ tango’ing!Â My effin’ coconut is about to rupture!”Â Oh, and you’re welcome, Siamese twins who Googled “Siamese Twins Dance Strategy.”Â We don’t judge here at Razzball, but, out of curiosity, do you guys share a urinal?Â Use two at a time?Â Wait, pee, wait?Â I will tap my orange Crocs impatiently as I wait for your answer.Â Head-to-Head, or H2H, doesnâ€™t change a lot to our 2013 fantasy baseball rankings.Â There are 300 billion suns in the Milky Way galaxy.Â There are 100s of billions of galaxies in the universe.Â There are at least 256,000 planets exactly like Earth.Â Yet, thereâ€™s only one Miggy Cabrera.Â (Though Ciggy Mabrera on Planet Yurick is pretty good too.Â Not a first rounder though.)Â H2H doesn’t change that.Â The strategy for playing in the middle of the season in H2H leagues changes.Â You arenâ€™t hoping Billy Butler hits 30 homers by October, but whether or not heâ€™ll hit a homer on Sunday or if you should sit him to try and win steals.Â Itâ€™s all about the match-ups, y’all!Â So you want to build a team that can match up well with any other team.Â (FYI, Iâ€™ve gone over this stuff before, but some of you might need a pine tree refresher hung from your rear view.)Â Anyway, letâ€™s look at some H2H fantasy baseball draft strategy:
PSYCHE! Before we get into the post, just wanted to quickly announce that we’re mind-melding (just consolidating) our Facebook pages.Â So if you want to Like us on Facebook, you go there.Â All the sports are gonna be one for all and all for one like the Brand Nubians.Â Unus pro Razzballus, omnes pro uno, for our Latin American readers.Â Anyway II, here’s the H2H draft strategy:
1. Avoid guys that are prone to nagging injuries.
This is not to say a guy who is DLâ€™d.Â They go on the DL and thatâ€™s fine because then you can replace them.Â Nagging injuries?Â Whole different bailiwick.Â You put Nelson Cruz on an H2H team and you wanna strangle someone.Â Hopefully, not the guy sitting behind you wearing biker shorts and eating an apple.Â Go ahead, look behind you.Â Yeah, thatâ€™s me.Â Whatâ€™s up?Â I let myself in.Â Since H2H is played on a week-to-week basis, you canâ€™t afford to take many goose eggs as a player nurses his hammy day-to-day.Â BTW, I once nursed a hammy and everyone kept asking me why I was breastfeeding a pig.
2. Donâ€™t punt anything, but donâ€™t buy steal-only guys.
Whatâ€™s Bourn or Juan Pierre et al going to get you?Â 2 steals per week?Â Theyâ€™re not going to win you steals.Â So youâ€™re going to get 3 steals from Bourn one week, your opponent is going to get 5 steals from his whole team and youâ€™re going to lose steals anyway.Â Or youâ€™re not going to get anything from the aforementioned et alâ€™s then youâ€™re going to lose that week too.Â You just lost two weeks and the season hasnâ€™t even started yet.Â See what those steal-only guys get you?Â That doesnâ€™t mean to punt these categories.Â It means draft a balanced team.Â Guys that will get you speed and power.Â Then if the weekend rolls around and youâ€™re within breathing distance of winning speed, you pick up some steals off waivers to try and win it.Â If someone is going against you and you punt steals, then youâ€™re giving them one category.Â Are they giving you categories?Â No offense, you seem like a good person, but I wouldnâ€™t give you any categories.Â There will be weeks when youâ€™ll be out of the running for steals (pun point!), then you can make the decision to punt at that point (punt point!).
3. Starters, Starters, Startersâ€¦
If you canâ€™t beat them with quality, you beat them with quantity.Â Chances are you should be able to win Ks and Wins every week with this drafting strategy.Â Then if you can win Saves, youâ€™re only dealing with WHIP and ERA.Â Figure at least once in a while your opponent is going to lose ERA or WHIP on their own doing.Â Figure a few times youâ€™ll win ERA and WHIP on your own doing.Â In roto, I say take a late round flyer on possible saves or a starter, with H2H, I say always take a starter.Â Then another starter, then another.Â Take them until you canâ€™t take anymore.Â Be robust in your starters.Â This also means to wait even longer for starters.Â Pretty self-explanatory, but for those who like self-explanatory things explained.Â You donâ€™t need a top starter when youâ€™re throwing lots of junk out there anyway.Â I’m a big fan of streaming in H2H.Â If streaming isn’t an option due to it being a weekly league, then extra starters are even more important so you can go with match-ups for the week.
4. The Waivers are Your Oysters.
Donâ€™t like Todd Frazierâ€™s match-ups this week?Â Then you’re speaking a language I don’t understand, he’s great every week.Â But, okay, say he’s slumping and going into Dodgers Stadium, then you grab a different bat with better match-ups.Â I take this approach in roto too with the last man on my team, but in H2H itâ€™s even more pronounced.Â Besides some of your top hitters and pitchers, everyoneâ€™s fluid.Â To mix metaphors with nonsense, the waiver wire is your own personal Idaho filled with potatoes and youâ€™re an Irishman.