I’ve gone over potential strategy for wins, ERA & WHIP, strikeouts, batting average, steals, runs & RBIs, and home runs. Today, it’s, betcha can guess from the title, Saves! How many saw that coming? Terrible secret keeping when writing titles that are so descriptive. Like steals, saves actually do change pretty dramatically in a 60-game season. Unlike steals, not sure if they’re going to be quite as easy to find on waivers, or if those on waivers will be as worthwhile. It would be a weird year for someone to just discover fantasy baseball. Imagine this was someone’s first season. “So, you don’t always punt starters completely? You don’t think Oscar Mercado could be as valuable as Mike Trout? Was it all lies?!” That’s a 1st time fantasy baseballer screaming into the pounding of rain in a torrential thunderstorm. That person seems slightly unhinged. Come in from the rain, man. So, with a 60-game season, what is a fantasy baseball strategy for saves?

1. Set in the role: This doesn’t mean you have to draft a top closer like Josh Hader. Honestly, I’m not even sure he’s set in the role. If I were Counsell, I’d use Hader as much as I could any time after the 7th inning. No, what I mean by ‘set in the role’ is closers, who if healthy, have no competition. Hector Neris, for unstints, has no one behind him in that bullpen. Joe Jimenez is going dirt cheap still, and who’s behind him, pressuring him? Ugatz, that’s who. With Covid running rampant in the world like Hulk Hogan in 1985, it’s hard to trust any closers, but guys in the role with no real competition? Sign me up.

2. Solid starters in the rotation: This seems like an oddball left turn, but hear me out. Not to pick on Josh Hader, but if starters are not good in front of a guy, the closer is going to be asked to throw way more than just the ninth inning, and might not even see the ninth. If you had to throw Brett Anderson and Eric Lauer for 50 IP each, how tied would you be to keeping Hader in the 9th? If I were Counsell (I’m role-playing as him a lot today. I may as well be typing these words with my elbows over my head.), I’d give Freddy Peralta, Hader, Corey Knebel and Brent Suter more IP than three of my five starters. I like the White Sox offense a lot, but their rotation is going to be a mess, after their top two. Colome is their set closer (that checks rule #1), but he might have to do more than pitch the 9th. So, that sorta thing could influence saves a lot this year.

3. Forget setup men: That’s not to say forget setup men if you can’t find a decent SP streamer and want to try to vulture a win or save or a few Ks. Then it’s totally fine. Owning a setup man all year like some kind of loon who thinks it’s going to net them saves is a waste of roster space. I’m happy you like Steve Cishek. I liked him too when Missy Elliott was rapping his last name twenty times in a row, but owning him all year for vulture saves in most mixed leagues is so meh. Pick him up for a game or two? Sure. Owning him from July until September for saves is goofy. He’s got a set closer in front of him.

In summation: ADP for top closers has moved up draft spots since the restart of draft season. I get it. People want a sure thing. However, some top closers, as I keep mentioning with Hader, might actually be in the bad position of being so good that teams will abuse them much earlier in games. Everything is on the table for teams on how to use their pitchers. Many teams have said they don’t know how they’re going to get through the season from a pitching standpoint. Position players will be pitching a lot. This also means that your closer on a team with bad starters might just be throwing in the 7th and 8th. Notice how I didn’t say at any point in the numbered draft strategy that you should look at a stat for a closer. Aroldis Chapman and Joe Jimenez in a 60-game season are that different? Not especially. The only difference this year is I want a closer who will actually be a closer and not a multi-inning beast, because Hader in 30 innings with only 5 saves is not doing me any good for saves, when someone else has, say, Mark Melancon and his 14 saves, i.e., Hader’s Ks in 60 games won’t outweigh the lack of saves.

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Bterry
Bterry
2 years ago

I think that there will be some interesting ratio stats this year. I think you need to bank on the counting stats more than ever. Including saves. With that being said, is carrying 5 closers on a roster a legit option?

southside dom
southside dom
2 years ago

Grey! Good to be back. Fingers crossed but seems like this may actually happen.

Drafted today with about an hour of cramming before. Thanks for your resources as always. What do you think of this squad? 12 Team ESPN H2H 5×5.

C-W. Smith
1B-Alonso
2B-Biggio
3B-Rendon
SS-Tatis
MI-Edman
CI-Olson
OF-Eloy
OF-Mercado
OF-Kingery
OF-Santana
OF-H. Dozier
U-Tsutsugo

P-Giolito
P-Snell
P-Woodruff
P-S. Gray
P-Soroka
P-Heaney
P-Odorizzi
RP-Colome
RP-Doolittle

B-Akiyama
B-Adell
B-Yastremski

southside dom
southside dom
Reply to  Grey
2 years ago

Copy. Yea Snell was a mis-click, didn’t need/want him. Will maybe look to offload an arm for a bat as I imagine streaming will be key this season..

Thanks again and hope all’s well!

RoarOf84
RoarOf84
2 years ago

With Cesar being expected to lead off, is he or Kendrick the better 2B option?

RoarOf84
RoarOf84
Reply to  Grey
2 years ago

Cesar > Madrigal too?

hondo
hondo
2 years ago

Soto and Howie are back.There’s a split squad game on MLB.com coming up,I dunno if they’ll be in there.

William Hung
William Hung
2 years ago

@Grey: I’m a big fan of a guy who can provide positional flexibility as a UTIL/Bench bat in H2H – so 2 guys who should be available with my last pick on offense are Scott Kingery and Danny Santana – I know you are kind of a fan of both, but I’m a little fuzzy on where both of these guys will bat in the lineup

In a related question – is there somewhere that’s started posting projected lineups for each team? I know I should essentially be targeting all 1-5 batters for those counting stats.

TC
TC
2 years ago

Where does Corbin Burnes fit in starter rankings if he does lock down a rotation spot? I’ve rostered him in a few leagues.

Boomer19
Boomer19
2 years ago

Hello Grey. Does the Tapia starting news give him a decent bump? Does he have more value than a guy like Nimmo now? Thanks.

Boomer19
Boomer19
Reply to  Grey
2 years ago

Apparently he has the gig. At least to start the season. We will see if he holds it.

Mantis Tobaggan MD
Mantis Tobaggan MD
Reply to  Grey
2 years ago

this would i assume be based on blackman’s 2nd DL stint for corona. looks like kemp took desmond’s place as the lefty side guy for hilliard’s spot, and rodgers over mcmahon (NOT hampson, interestingly enough) vs lefties too.

Boomer19
Boomer19
Reply to  Grey
2 years ago

Yeah I think so too. I think I will drop Nimmo as I only want the one OF bench bat. Tapia might pan out? I grabbed him last night when I heard the news.

Mantis Tobaggan MD
Mantis Tobaggan MD
Reply to  Boomer19
2 years ago

hope this is false, hilliard has much better minors numbers and upside in general (plus i drafted him late in one deep league, with camargo and dyson as the bench guys to sub for when he was going to be off vs lefties, and otani on pitch days and day after). tapia of course is MUCH easier to obtain (not drafted in all but deepest of leagues). very surprised this didn’t hit rotoworld or depth charts (i can find this on CBS reported yesterday though). probably since it’s just a reporter not the coach saying this.

Mantis Tobaggan MD
Mantis Tobaggan MD
Reply to  Mantis Tobaggan MD
2 years ago

also tapia has a long history of not getting at bats, whereas hilliard did get them when he was called up last year to end season.

swaggerjackers
swaggerjackers
2 years ago

I think it’s time to drop Jo(e) Adell out of the top 200.

Mantis Tobaggan MD
Mantis Tobaggan MD
Reply to  swaggerjackers
2 years ago

you won’t have to almost ever spend that high on ADP anyway, likely. could probably be fairly certain at say 220.

Mantis Tobaggan MD
Mantis Tobaggan MD
2 years ago

i sure hope that puig news doesn’t turn out to be b.s. it was the same guy who broke the rumor about him going to BAL that reported ATL was signing him. the delay is probably only him getting his ass over to ATL to get a physical, hopefully. i know i can’t yet throw him off of the team that slow drafted him in AL only just yet in a league i run.

zombie
zombie
2 years ago

Given the overall unpredictability of performance for this 60 game MLB schedule, can we still rely on the Pitching Pairing Tool for a 12 Team Roto Draft Day this weekend? It always made me feel like Grey’s pitching expertise was sitting by my side. Maybe, I’ll make a cardboard cutout.

DonnieB
DonnieB
2 years ago

Still Dansby over Peraza,right? Does Peraza start to approach Ian Happ in value? Thanks!

Ellis
Ellis
2 years ago

Also please rank SP, thank you!

Civale Happ Shoemaker Hamels Gausman

Mantis Tobaggan MD
Mantis Tobaggan MD
Reply to  Ellis
2 years ago

he ranked all those in the rankings. he hasn’t changed off of that on these. top of page, rankings page, in that see the top 500.

swaggerjackers
swaggerjackers
Reply to  Ellis
2 years ago

Civale! That dude has some tasty matchups in the central this season.

Stat Man
Stat Man
2 years ago

I agree with you in a saves only league.

Does you opinion on Hader change in a S+H league? He can close or go multiple innings and be brought it at any point in time to hold a lead. I think he’s the ideal RP for a save + holds in addition to his elite K’s and ratios. Would take him all day every day for his super high floor over more questionable closers like Neris, Workman, Melancon, etc.

Stat Man
Stat Man
Reply to  Grey
2 years ago

With a ridiculously deep pen as the Rays would you take a pure closer like Neris or Raisel over say N. Anderson or Diego Castillo?

I have Anderson on my team. Cash has said Anderson will see most of the 9th inning opportunities and should be one of his main go to RP along with Castillo. Should be same or more S+H opportunities compared to Neris or Raisel who can be shaky.

Ellis
Ellis
2 years ago

Could you rank the following, thank you!

Peraza Nimmo O’Neil Bader Senzel Leury Goodrum

Ellis
Ellis
Reply to  Grey
2 years ago

Was curious if things had changed with Peraza starting and NImmo leading off, maybe it doesn’t so much

183414
183414
2 years ago

Hoping Harvey is in the mix for saves. Should help with k’s at least. I know, he pitches for the O’s. Just tough to draft 3 closers in top 150.

RicoSuave
RicoSuave
2 years ago

Great write-up Grey!

16 team points league…

I was offered Luis Castillo for my Franmil Reyes.

What do you think?

My SPs are: Flaherty, Giolito, Gallen, Fried, Richards…

My OFs are: Soto, Laureano, L. Robert, Franmil, Tucker…

Powdered Toast Man
Powdered Toast Man
2 years ago

AL only Saves+Holds- What are your thoughts Grey?

Britton
Cimber
Oliver Drake
Poche
And then have Loasagia and Josh James

Cohen
Cohen
2 years ago

Grey, same strategy as far as no bench bats? Just use those spots for Starters/Closers?

Saint
Saint
2 years ago

Hello Grey,

12 Team Roto 6×6 QS OPS 3 OF Daily Moves

Roster construction question. I have only played in H2H in the past. We have converted for the short season to Roto. 22 roster spots. I usually roster 10 bats, 9 SP, and 3 RP. What is your recommendation for Roto?

Thanks in advance for your thoughts

Joet
Joet
2 years ago

Grey,

I could not find your take on the Peraza news.
Wondering how much you would upgrade him.
Very nice year in 2018.

NUX
NUX
Reply to  Joet
2 years ago

I could not find the Peraza news. What is it you’re referring to? They gave him the starting 2B gig?

This is what I’m seeing from this past Sunday:

Boston manager Ron Roenicke is not ready to name a starter at second base but feels Peraza can play every day, Ian Browne of MLB.com reports.

Are you saying there’s more of an update than that? And also, he’s likely to bat like 8th anyways, so though maybe it gives him a bit of a boost in value, hard to go crazy over it. Though I do like the player and am excited for the tick up in value for my dynasty shares

TrickRey
TrickRey
2 years ago

Any advice for drafting in 10 team league that has SV+HD category instead of just saves?

The Great Knoche
The Great Knoche
Reply to  TrickRey
2 years ago

I’d wait on relievers and get high K-Rate guys who will pitch in innings 7/8/9 later on in draft.

erad
erad
2 years ago

Is there an updated Razz article with closer tiers? Are donkeycorns still a thing?

The Harrow
The Harrow
Reply to  Grey
2 years ago

except his exact ones hadn’t been changed since march (he said so after having some clear cases of guys (munoz, who got TJ in…. march, listed as one of the 2 main SD set up guys). they looked exactly like they were written in march.

The Great Knoche
The Great Knoche
2 years ago

Trying one of the 12 team Rotowire Sprint NFBC drafts tonight. $250 entry, $25,000 overall grand prize and league pays $1,000 for first and $500 for second. Hope it fills.

Any strategy for beating Zola?

DonnieB
DonnieB
Reply to  The Great Knoche
2 years ago

Just keep breathing and have a pulse.

The Great Knoche
The Great Knoche
Reply to  DonnieB
2 years ago

Ha!

The Great Knoche
The Great Knoche
Reply to  Grey
2 years ago

12th pick, which was 5 on my KDS. Like being on the end so beer/smoke breaks can happen during draft.

Spiteri in it too.

david
david
2 years ago

When the Puig signing becomes official, he will be available on waivers for my NL league. 6×6 with OBP, daily moves, 4 OF 2U being the only difference to standard rosters. Assuming it will take my full $100 FAAB budget to acquire Puig, do i make the bid or hold as my OF is already very strong and i might be better waiting for an opportunity that may or may not materialise to fill one of my greater needs. My Hitters are
V Caratini
A Rizzo
K Wong
J Turner
N Hoerner
J Votto
H Kendrick
C Yelich
L Cain
A Eaton
B Reynolds
J Pederson
R Braun

Bench
A Haseley
S Souza
J Stallings
D Solano
M Joyce

NA
E Diaz
C Tucker
R Healey
A Dean

david
david
Reply to  Grey
2 years ago

Thanks Grey, much appreciated

Cram It
Cram It
2 years ago

What was South Korea’s strategy? They’ve been playing ball since the beginning of May!

William Hung
William Hung
Reply to  Cram It
2 years ago

And pretty much every European soccer league is rolling too

Malicious Phenoms
Malicious Phenoms
Reply to  William Hung
2 years ago

Aussie football Had 35,00 fans in the stands tonight.

david
david
Reply to  Malicious Phenoms
2 years ago

Pretty simple IMHO US opened up too soon. S Korea and other nations got their cases to a manageable level and then employed a track and trace system which included local lockdowns. Also wearing masks may be a pain in the butt, but they do seem to stop the spread. People simply need to accept there has to be a new normal, or this will drag on all the longer. That of course is only my personal opinion, i may or may not be right or wrong.

Cram It
Cram It
Reply to  david
2 years ago

Careful, David. You’re going to start up the freedom war again ’round these parts.

lennydykstraisjustkmisunderstood
lennydykstraisjustkmisunderstood
Reply to  david
2 years ago

It could not possibly have anything to do with thousands of protesters right on top of each other

Cram It
Cram It
Reply to  lennydykstraisjustkmisunderstood
2 years ago

Goddammit, Lenny. For the last time. The response has been screwed up SINCE THE BEGINNING. You can’t have beaches keep opening, bars opening, 20,000 people at a sporting event, Presidential rallies, unmasked people in entire states for 6 months, and say “but Protestors”.

lennydykstraisjustkmisunderstood
lennydykstraisjustkmisunderstood
Reply to  Cram It
2 years ago

How can you deny the protests which start 5/26 and are still going did not impact the numbers…….there are other factors got sure but protests were the largest gatherings by far it is statistically impossible for it not to have not been a factor….

Cram It
Cram It
Reply to  lennydykstraisjustkmisunderstood
2 years ago

I’m not denying it. You want to ignore the “other factors” that have perpetuated this for the last 6 months, and are 99.99% of the reason we are still in this sh*t and blame protestors. Over 3 million cases before the protesting. Why are you ignoring the failures before then?

Cram It
Cram It
Reply to  lennydykstraisjustkmisunderstood
2 years ago

The largest gathering has been the state of Arizona.

Cram It
Cram It
Reply to  lennydykstraisjustkmisunderstood
2 years ago

Maybe in terms you can understand. You’re in the 24th inning of a 18-18 ball game and you blame the 3rd string catcher who came in to pitch and gave up a walk-off single.

Cram It
Cram It
Reply to  lennydykstraisjustkmisunderstood
2 years ago

Manufacturing plants OPEN, summer camps OPEN, malls OPEN. But two weeks of protestors put us here. Okay.

lennydykstraisjustkmisunderstood
lennydykstraisjustkmisunderstood
Reply to  Cram It
2 years ago

Our company employees 11,000 people and we have had 10 cases in our plants

Cram It
Cram It
Reply to  lennydykstraisjustkmisunderstood
2 years ago

Yes, I know the insular “it doesn’t happen here so it’s not an issue” mindset.

lennydykstraisjustkmisunderstood
lennydykstraisjustkmisunderstood
Reply to  Cram It
2 years ago

you just did a broad brush said it is due to manufacturing being open ……….just giving an example …………. protests have been going on 8 weeks not two ….you are in complete denial to say they are not a factor.

Cram It
Cram It
Reply to  lennydykstraisjustkmisunderstood
2 years ago

My god, I’m not blaming ONLY manufacturing. I’m pointing to ALL of the reasons cases have been going up. I just friggin’ said I’m not denying protests were a factor. But you seem to be ignoring ALL of the reasons we are still here and focusing on protestors. I don’t get it.

Cram It
Cram It
Reply to  lennydykstraisjustkmisunderstood
2 years ago

The governor of Georgia just banned the mandate of masks across the entire state. But I guess that’s just one of the “other factors”….protesters are still the major problem.

Cram It
Cram It
Reply to  Malicious Phenoms
2 years ago

Hey, NASCAR had 20,000 fans over the weekend! *face palm*

Cram It
Cram It
Reply to  Malicious Phenoms
2 years ago

Australia has 15 million less people than….California. It’s clearly been easier to control population-wise over there.

Sweatpants Nation
Sweatpants Nation
Reply to  Cram It
2 years ago

Here in NY COVID cases started to decline in April. When the protests hit the end of May , and continue in many areas, they had no effect on the spread. In fact, we continued our downward trend. Sure, other areas of the country may have seen a spike in the time following May 26th but that could have as much to do with Memorial Day celebrations, and then later July 4th gatherings as the protests. If one is to say the protests led to an increase in cases in one area of the country then I guess one could conclude that they led to a decrease in cases in other areas, like NY. I think this more correlation than cause and effect.

William Hung
William Hung
Reply to  Sweatpants Nation
2 years ago

This. Every time someone uses the protest and protest only argument for cases rising, I’m just like 1% infection rate in the NY/NJ area for like over a month now… and NYC had some of the biggest protests.

Cram It
Cram It
Reply to  Grey
2 years ago

Cogent point, Grey. I hand’t really considered that but I think you’re probably right.

Cram It
Cram It
Reply to  Grey
2 years ago

Totally, it wasn’t gonna happen.

As much as I’ve been disinterested in a season, it’s so close now, I’m yearning for it to happen. I yearn, Grey!

William Hung
William Hung
Reply to  Grey
2 years ago

FYI – the MLB The Show simulation coming out of SNY had the Mets winning the NL East. I didn’t follow them through the playoffs, but winning the NL East was surprising enough! Hopefully they carry that sim momentum into the real world

Rebar
Rebar
2 years ago

I think Hader is going to be crazy valuable. In the article’s example of Hader maybe gets 5 saves because of using him earlier than the ninth, but he might get 7 wins as well.

chris
chris
2 years ago

Hi Grey,

League only saves (not holds)
Should I add Helsey and drop either Scott Oberg or Bummer?

thanks,
Chris

Hanklongball
Hanklongball
2 years ago

Grey,

In a QS and SV/HLD league (12 team), who is the one you’d cut loose: Nate Pearson, Ty Buttrey, Matt Barnes, Corbin Burnes or James Karinchak?

Denver90
Denver90
2 years ago

My league went to Net Saves + 0.5 Holds. I have Pressly, kahnle, Jimenez, Oberg and just added Britton and Ottavino after we expanded our rosters. I have room for 1 more. Green is there but so are all the Rays guys not named Anderson. What do you think? More Yanks?

The Great Knoche
The Great Knoche
Reply to  Denver90
2 years ago

Like me some Diego Castillo

galica
galica
Reply to  Denver90
2 years ago

Kittridge

Cheers,
Ante

Denver90
Denver90
Reply to  Grey
2 years ago

Looks like helsley is available as well. OK to lose Oberg to make it happen, right?

Peter guigli
2 years ago

Save +hold league thinking of streaming both r.p. One with matchups and the other with most games in a weekly league. Would you take Cody bellinger over Yellich in a 16 team league because of 1st is thin.

Paul
Paul
2 years ago

My League moves to Saves + Holds as a category

I have Corey Knebel, Ty Buttery, Austin Adams

And I recently swaps Trevor May who I like for Holds and K/9 but for Chad Green instead because I’m thinking he may be in line for some wins. I was thinking beginning of the year some pitchers wouldn’t be stretched out and Green would come in for the 5th

What do you think of my strategy

And would you keep May for Holds over Green?

Swaggerjackers
Swaggerjackers
2 years ago

I agree with everything you’re saying but would add the classic ‘closers on bad teams won’t have as many save chances as closers on good teams’ the team joe Jimenez is on might only win 20 games so if still rather have the closer on a team that could win 40.

david
david
Reply to  Swaggerjackers
2 years ago

I agree with both points of Dave and Swagger up to a point. Overpaying for Saves is just a waste of overall value that can be spent somewhere else. The good teams will of course win more games, however many of these will possibly be blowouts so Jimenez may produce better value for the price paid.

Dave D
Dave D
Reply to  Grey
2 years ago

Good 2’s might be 1B’s on good teams could be great values like Pressley, Treinen or Lugo.

Dave D
Dave D
Reply to  Grey
2 years ago

For sure. Im drafting a 15 teamer that way. I imagine 1’s will get a fewer percentage than normal, and 2’s with great ratios will get more, especially if theres doubleheaders after rainouts. Also, Id imagine not too many closers will pitch three days straight this year.

swaggerjackers
swaggerjackers
Reply to  Grey
2 years ago

Have you or Rudy come across any team-wide stats for the number of save opportunities they each had last season? It would be interesting to validate this squaker/blowout and good/bad team concept. It makes sense but I still suspect the Yankees produced more save situations than Detroit.

I do agree with [email protected] that the opportunity cost to acquire the good closers also factors into the decision. Melancon really does feel like a great target all around. On a good team,and a cheap price because people are sleeping on him due to Will Smith hype that won’t necessarily even matter in a short season.

Dave D
Dave D
2 years ago

Its absolutely crazy how much “closers” have jumped since July 1. Most have jumped 30-50+ spots in ADP. Even “value” guys like Jimenez and Melancon went in the 150’s in the recent Main Event drafts. Thats nuts. It might be better to grab one and then vulture with three or use FAAB aggressively for guys getting saves, but waiting for saves in a ten week season could suck mightily.

Dave D
Dave D
Reply to  Grey
2 years ago

Yeah. I usually try and get greedy on closers. For example, I got Robles as my #1 closer at 180 in our DC. Latest drafts he’s going 110-113!!?? Kennedy was 220 now 160. No more “cheap” closers without good guess work. Im not sure how Im approaching my NFBC this weekend. Probably one bonafide plus guesswork on 2-3’s.

Dave D
Dave D
Reply to  Grey
2 years ago

Handcuff is a good idea as COVID insurance, especially in deeper leagues.

Dave D
Dave D
Reply to  Grey
2 years ago

Yeah, maxing IP without killing ratios. Matchup central. Either constant streaming or carrying a deepstaff to be able to bench SP when needed and start the right guys. Basically anybody starting @SFG, @SEA, @DET, @MIA is gold and worth a FAAB bid.

Dhouse
Dhouse
2 years ago

I messed up saves, but I used your rankings pretty closely to draft this team, 12 team roto league, doesnit seem ok?

C- Narvaez
1B – Alonso
2B – Biggio
SS – Machado
3B – Rendon
OF – Acuna, Soler, Pham
Util/bn – yuli gurriel, kingery, Christian walker, mazara

Sp- Giolito, sonny grey, lynn, lamet, fried, stroman, minor, caleb smith

Rp- kimbrel and oberg

galica
galica
2 years ago

Grey!

Great saves report.

a. Not harping on the same harmonica but seems logical on the report. Thanks for the logical explanation.

b. MLB quote of the day for July 16, 2020.

‘We have a good time together even when we’re not together.’

Guess who? It’s our pal, Yogi Berra.

Cheers,
Ante

galica
galica
Reply to  Grey
2 years ago

Grey!!!

a. Help me man. Here’s the skinny.

1. My mother-in-law (unbeknownst to me) joined our trip on THAT island paradise.

2. I can’t stand her. The evidence… She and my wife bought 2 pounds of sardines at the fish market this AM. She started cleaning the fish, it took her 5 minutes to clean 1 fish. Ipso facto, there are 56 fish in 2 pounds so it would have taken her around 3 hours at that rate.

3. So as I do, I volunteered my services ’cause I know I can do it faster. She gave me a whole bunch of crap like yeah let me see you first!

4. I showed her, 1 sardine finished cleaned in 30 seconds (average). She gave up and went about eating before heading to the beach.

5. She gave me a whole bunch of vitriol, like I don’t know anything (I go, I know enough not to take an SP in the first 4 rounds, but I digress), I waste a lot of water in cleaning fish and I don’t clean fish like they do in the 3 star hotel she used to work in. There was more, I’m only giving you the skinny.

6. In short, I gotta get off this island. She’s gonna stay until the end of August and either someone’s gonna go or someone’s gonna meet their maker. And it’s not gonna be me (on the latter part).

7. You can tell I am still stressed out from her vitriol when I was being part of the solution.

My solution? Go with my son on July 22 like we planned yesterday and don’t look back. You?

b. For this year, who do you like?

1. O’Neill (on my roster)
2. Carlson (WW)

Cheers,
Ante

galica
galica
Reply to  Grey
2 years ago

Grey!

Thanks, man. I’ll make sure I tell my mother-in-law it was your idea. J/k, we’re not on speaking terms unless absolutely necessary. The plan works I think.

Thanks, I’ll hold Tyler for now.

Cheers,
Ante

Malicious Phenoms
Malicious Phenoms
2 years ago

On July 16, 1941, Joe DiMaggio extended his hit streak to 56 games, which remains the longest in MLB history.

Steverino
Steverino
2 years ago

Totally unrelated to Saves, but at least I clicked the link to the HR strategy article. No one knows anything of course but wound you prefer Teoscar to Austin Hays?