Nick Lodozen K’s

September 25, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 161 Comments

by: Grey

Nick Lodolo went Holy LodoYOLO. Nick flew into Toledo and said, “It’s now called Toledolo.” Nick went onto the Paramount lot and said it’s Nick at Nitedolo. Nick Lodolo put on a luchador mask, called himself Lodolor, because he promised pain. Lodolo said to the Pirates, “You’re going the way of the Dodolo.” Lodolo said, […]

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Phillies Bluntly Roll The Miami Pitching Staff

September 24, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 75 Comments

by: Grey

Damn, the Phils McCrackin’ homers vs. Miami yesterday, hitting eight! Starting up the dong charger, Kyle Schwarber (4-for-5) hit his 55th and 56th homer. Only 16 players have 55 homers. In the history of baseball. No one is talking about Schwarber and he’s having a legit NL MVP season. Everyone is in the shadow of […]

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So, I’m Gavin All My Love To You

September 23, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 76 Comments

by: Grey

Tigers vs. Guards was a match to elicits the tingles and it did not disappoint. I pulled up a loveseat that is in the shape of a giant Hamburger Helper Hand that grasps my buttocks like it’s your creepy uncle. First, it was Tarik Skubal, who went 6 IP, 1 ER, 7 baserunners, 8 Ks, […]

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Dylan Tugs One To Try And Salvage A Poop Crews Season

September 22, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 90 Comments

by: Grey

I am the Cal Ripken Jr. of fantasy baseball blurbing. I can turn a short schedule day into a full post of nonsense. But three games? What are you doing, MLB? Did you forget to schedule games? Are you stupid? I’m reminded of the 30 for 30 about the couple who used to make up […]

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Sheehan Is Believing

September 21, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 105 Comments

by: Grey

I’m writing this as Blake Treinen blows the game. I don’t watch the Dodgers that much because it’s blacked out. Clearly, I don’t watch them as much as the Dodgers’ coaching staff watches them, I’d imagine. So, you’d think they’d know what was going to happen. They had to expect Treinen to suck, no? No […]

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Hunter Greene And The Cubs Both Have 1 H Tonight

September 18, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 58 Comments

by: Grey

One Cy Young next year, then two Cy Youngs, then three Cy Youngs in 2029 (by 2029 they’ll be giving out three Cy Youngs per year). Then the Hall of Fame chatter starts up, as he approaches 50 wins, the new benchmark for pitchers. I’m, of course, talking about Hunter Greene. Yesterday, he went 9 […]

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Giant Swingers Get Pfaadt Shamed But Get Some Late Curtissy Action

September 17, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 65 Comments

by: Grey

“I told you Brandon Pfaadt was a sleeper!” That was when the mob formed outside Grey’s house. Many stamped pitchforks into the ground, a few carried crates of overly ripe tomatoes. The mob’s leader, Razzball Commenter #1, addressed the crowd, “We shouldn’t bother with the tomatoes or pitchforks. It’s too much work. Instead, I’ve printed […]

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Cal Was Raleigh Good But Dominic Was In Canzone

September 16, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 163 Comments

by: Grey

You ever hear the song Cake By The Ocean and, before ever chorus break, you shout out to the people around you, “This is about Cal Raleigh?” No? Guess we’re not the same. Yesterday, Cal Raleigh went 3-for-5, 3 runs, 3 RBIs with his 55th and 56th homer. I said the other day, I’d bet […]

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Bryce-A-Roni Time In SF

September 15, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 108 Comments

by: Grey

Giants lied to us. They said they weren’t calling up Bryce Eldridge (0-for-3) this year. Just thought about the Lilliputian who read, “Giants lied to us,” stopped reading and started running through town, screaming bloody murder. Come back, wee friends! I’m talking about the San Francisco Giants! One Lilliputian who was planning on visiting San […]

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Blue Jays Go Prospecting At The Olde Imperialist Anthropologist Shoppe

September 14, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 168 Comments

by: Grey

Setting up fifteen VPN redirects so no one can find my exact location. Now that I’m securely camouflaged, I carefully google, “Is Trey Yesavage related to Shelly Miscavige?” Google returns the top search result, “We know where you are Grey, and we’re watching you.” Rips tin foil hat off head and fills out paperwork to […]

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Junior Rocket Launches Three to the Moon

September 13, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 8 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Minnesota Twins first baseman slash DH slash every position slash nepo-baby slash heart throb Kody Clemens launched not one, not two, but three rockets to the moon Friday night going a perfect 4-for-4 along with five runs batted in to rally his Twinks to the dub! And because you all asked so nicely and his […]

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