Hunter Greene is the best person you ever dated. The one that got away. Not necessarily, hot and crazy while they’re keying your car. They were, like, super awesome. You guys used have a ton of fun, and your friends would be like, “How’d you ever snag them?” And you’d say wistfully, “I don’t know.” […]
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LABR Draft Recap: Foiled By The Max Bid
March 8, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 25 Commentsby: Grey
This is a 12-team mixed league auction. Last year’s LABR team was: C: Jonah Heim – $2 C: Hunter Goodman – $1 1B: Vinnie Pasquantino – $11 2B: Luis Rengifo – $5 SS: Gunnar Henderson – $36 3B: Junior Caminero – $16 MI: Ezequiel Tovar – $11 CI: Jazz Chisholm Jr. – $27 OF: Yordan Alvarez – $31 OF: Lawrence Butler – $20 OF: Steven Kwan – $7 OF: TJ Friedl – $1 OF: Parker Meadows – $1 UTIL: Lars Nootbaar – […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Jurickson Profar was busted for PEDs once? Oops. Busted twice? You gotta be joking, who do you think you are, ARod? You’re not even a power hitter, what are you trying to do? C’mon, man! You seem legit like a dummy. I have no sympathy for Jurickson Profar, after having all the sympathy in the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Westburg Will BRB From PRP On His ARM
February 22, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 90 Commentsby: Grey
Jordan Westburg is dealing with a partially torn UCL. “Don’t worry,” a fantasy baseball ‘pert once said, “There’s a few mid-level 2nd basemen and 3rd basemen to draft.” Another fantasy baseball ‘pert said, “There’s no fretting but fretting itself,” he said misquoting FDR like he was a 1950’s Southern woman. Now, that guy who is […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? The Hamatyville Horror
February 11, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 64 Commentsby: Grey
[takes a deep breath] Ah, you smell that? It’s baseball! It’s back! Crap, breathing in baseball caused me to hurt my hamate bone. Ugh, guess I’ll see you in 4-6 weeks! It’s day 2 of pitchers and catchers reporting and it’s already The Year of the Hamate Bone. What I don’t get, and this is […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The rankings start on Monday! [rings a giant bell like it’s an 18th century Christmas tale] “The rankings start on Monday,” he screams bloody murder at a wretched soul. Okay, enough screaming and let’s get back to business. Wait, one more scream: The Dodgers spent more money while 29 other teams do nothing! Marlins will […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Not To Bregman, But The Cubs Made Kind Of A Big Deal
January 11, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 42 Commentsby: Grey
Alex Bregman signed with the Cubs and this is legit a brain puzzler. I’m gobsmacked! I’m besides myself and the me next to me is wearing the Riddler’s leotards with question marks all over them. I’ve been hoodwinked and bamboozled! C’mon, thesaurus, lay on me another one! I’m speechless. Here: Uhh. Dot dot dot. What? […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The goal of a trade is to get the better of your opponent. “Suckers,” is what you’re hoping to scream at your trade partners. Let them feel your wrath but brain-wise. Actually, BrainWise is what you think they call you in your league. Like Pennywise, but with brains. “Don’t trade with BrainWise,” is what you […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? If Tatsuya Wanna Sign With, Who Imai To Argue?
January 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 26 Commentsby: Grey
Tatsuya Imai signed with the Astros for an incredibly reasonable price (3-year, $54 million) and I have to be honest with you, I’m starting to get worried. We’re still a year out from a potential work stoppage, but it’s starting to feel like a lot of teams are in Hold Mode. And not Hold Mode […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Prospects For Baz O’s Trade Applauded By The Washington Post
December 21, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 24 Commentsby: Grey
Rays traded Shane Baz to the O’s. He was originally the player to be named later in the trade of Tyler Glasnow and Austin Meadows for Chris Archer. Rays turned Chris Archer into: Tyler Glasnow Austin Meadows Shane Baz Isaac Paredes Ryan Pepiot Jonny DeLuca Ty Johnson Hunter Bigge Christopher Morel Caden Bodine Slater De […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Baltimore Works the Wire and Gains Control of a Lucrative Corner
December 10, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 28 Commentsby: Grey
Great Boogily ChrisDavisy! The Orioles have a legit power hitter at 1st base again! Or how on BBC (Baltimore’s Baseball Club), a polar bear conquered Mountcastle in his quest for Lake Trout, and the love a good woman. Ya see, Baltimore stole the Mets’ old bae. Salty with MSG, my fave! So, Pete Alonso is […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?People celebrating their fantasy baseball championships today pic.twitter.com/4bavGwku88 — Razzball (@Razzball) October 5, 2022 That is the best encapsulation of the joy of winning a fantasy baseball league. I’m sick it’s so on point. I hope everyone got to feel that “very dorky dancing while very white music plays surrounded by middle-aged men” joy yesterday. […]
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