The rankings start on Monday! [rings a giant bell like it’s an 18th century Christmas tale] “The rankings start on Monday,” he screams bloody murder at a wretched soul. Okay, enough screaming and let’s get back to business. Wait, one more scream: The Dodgers spent more money while 29 other teams do nothing! Marlins will […]
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Not To Bregman, But The Cubs Made Kind Of A Big Deal
January 11, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 42 Commentsby: Grey
Alex Bregman signed with the Cubs and this is legit a brain puzzler. I’m gobsmacked! I’m besides myself and the me next to me is wearing the Riddler’s leotards with question marks all over them. I’ve been hoodwinked and bamboozled! C’mon, thesaurus, lay on me another one! I’m speechless. Here: Uhh. Dot dot dot. What? […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The goal of a trade is to get the better of your opponent. “Suckers,” is what you’re hoping to scream at your trade partners. Let them feel your wrath but brain-wise. Actually, BrainWise is what you think they call you in your league. Like Pennywise, but with brains. “Don’t trade with BrainWise,” is what you […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? If Tatsuya Wanna Sign With, Who Imai To Argue?
January 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 26 Commentsby: Grey
Tatsuya Imai signed with the Astros for an incredibly reasonable price (3-year, $54 million) and I have to be honest with you, I’m starting to get worried. We’re still a year out from a potential work stoppage, but it’s starting to feel like a lot of teams are in Hold Mode. And not Hold Mode […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Prospects For Baz O’s Trade Applauded By The Washington Post
December 21, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 24 Commentsby: Grey
Rays traded Shane Baz to the O’s. He was originally the player to be named later in the trade of Tyler Glasnow and Austin Meadows for Chris Archer. Rays turned Chris Archer into: Tyler Glasnow Austin Meadows Shane Baz Isaac Paredes Ryan Pepiot Jonny DeLuca Ty Johnson Hunter Bigge Christopher Morel Caden Bodine Slater De […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Baltimore Works the Wire and Gains Control of a Lucrative Corner
December 10, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 28 Commentsby: Grey
Great Boogily ChrisDavisy! The Orioles have a legit power hitter at 1st base again! Or how on BBC (Baltimore’s Baseball Club), a polar bear conquered Mountcastle in his quest for Lake Trout, and the love a good woman. Ya see, Baltimore stole the Mets’ old bae. Salty with MSG, my fave! So, Pete Alonso is […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?People celebrating their fantasy baseball championships today pic.twitter.com/4bavGwku88 — Razzball (@Razzball) October 5, 2022 That is the best encapsulation of the joy of winning a fantasy baseball league. I’m sick it’s so on point. I hope everyone got to feel that “very dorky dancing while very white music plays surrounded by middle-aged men” joy yesterday. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Nick Lodozen K’s
September 25, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 161 Commentsby: Grey
Nick Lodolo went Holy LodoYOLO. Nick flew into Toledo and said, “It’s now called Toledolo.” Nick went onto the Paramount lot and said it’s Nick at Nitedolo. Nick Lodolo put on a luchador mask, called himself Lodolor, because he promised pain. Lodolo said to the Pirates, “You’re going the way of the Dodolo.” Lodolo said, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Phillies Bluntly Roll The Miami Pitching Staff
September 24, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 75 Commentsby: Grey
Damn, the Phils McCrackin’ homers vs. Miami yesterday, hitting eight! Starting up the dong charger, Kyle Schwarber (4-for-5) hit his 55th and 56th homer. Only 16 players have 55 homers. In the history of baseball. No one is talking about Schwarber and he’s having a legit NL MVP season. Everyone is in the shadow of […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? So, I’m Gavin All My Love To You
September 23, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 76 Commentsby: Grey
Tigers vs. Guards was a match to elicits the tingles and it did not disappoint. I pulled up a loveseat that is in the shape of a giant Hamburger Helper Hand that grasps my buttocks like it’s your creepy uncle. First, it was Tarik Skubal, who went 6 IP, 1 ER, 7 baserunners, 8 Ks, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Dylan Tugs One To Try And Salvage A Poop Crews Season
September 22, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 90 Commentsby: Grey
I am the Cal Ripken Jr. of fantasy baseball blurbing. I can turn a short schedule day into a full post of nonsense. But three games? What are you doing, MLB? Did you forget to schedule games? Are you stupid? I’m reminded of the 30 for 30 about the couple who used to make up […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Sheehan Is Believing
September 21, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 105 Commentsby: Grey
I’m writing this as Blake Treinen blows the game. I don’t watch the Dodgers that much because it’s blacked out. Clearly, I don’t watch them as much as the Dodgers’ coaching staff watches them, I’d imagine. So, you’d think they’d know what was going to happen. They had to expect Treinen to suck, no? No […]
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