Can you name the top five in the AL for batting average?¬† I’m talking those qualified.¬† The person who said Erik Kratz for being 1-for-1 on the year is unqualified to answer.¬† By the way, if you’ve taken too many quaaludes to answer, does that mean you’re unquaaludified?¬† ¬†I pose this question to you while sprawled on a tiger-skin carpet like Burt Reynolds in a centerfold for Cosmopolitan.¬† “Loni, feed me grapes, would you doll face?”¬† Totally making current references right now.¬† The top 5:¬† Altuve, Avisail Garcia, Hosmer, Reddick and Jose Ramirez.¬† Yo, batting average leaders nowadays are weird.¬† There’s only ten guys in the league over .300, and two of them are Joe Mauer and Lorenzo Cain.¬† Yesterday, Avisail went 5-for-5, 2 runs, 7 RBIs and his 17th homer, as he hits .333.¬† Let me be the first to tell you, he has not really broken out like your teenaged face.¬† He’s hitting 52% ground balls, a .397 BABIP (!), not even top 70 for Hard Contact percentage, a high HR/FB% for him and still only has 17 homers.¬† There’s very little to point to that he’s breaking out, and not just getting crazy lucky.¬† Now watch him win the batting title and go full Terry Pendleton.¬† Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
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Yesterday, Matt Olson¬†went 1-for-2, 2 RBIs with his 18th homer, hitting .273, all in only 49 games, and seven homers in his last ten games.¬† Dizzamn, who is he the American League’s Rhysus?¬† I’d call him Olsonus, but that sounds stupid.¬† We’re ridin’ the Ols-mobile?¬† That’s better (not)!¬† Like me after Taco Bell, he is Olplosive (much worse!).¬† I hear the train a comin’ rollin’ round the bend!¬† I ain’t seen the sunshine since I don’t know when!¬† Well I’m stuck with Matt Olson and time keeps dragging on!¬†¬†While a train keeps a rollin’ like Olson to San Antone!¬†¬†Well when I was just a baby my mama told me Olson, Olson, OLSON!¬†¬†Always be a good boy don’t ever play with guns (flexes, showing gun show).¬†¬†Well I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, not OLSON!¬†¬†When I hear that whistle blowin’ I hang my head and I cry because I don’t have OLSON!¬† Whew, that was exhausting.¬† So, obviously, if you need power, you should grab Olsonus, and ride the Ols-mobile.¬† Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
So, where does Mookie Betts go in 2018? ¬†That’s what we all want to know, right? ¬†That and WHAT TIME IS IT?! ¬†Sorry, was listening to Steppin’ To The A.M. ¬†I was not listening to Time to Get Ill, however, because I don’t like the Beastie Boys, but it might be more appropriate with The Bettsie Boy, Mookie. ¬†Home run distance is a weird thing. ¬†Well, maybe not weird, but hard to trust. ¬†Yeah, that’s the ticket, said like that Jon Lovitz character. ¬†In hindsight, it’s obvious. ¬†Mookie had so many Just Enough home runs last year, of course, he’s not hitting as many this year, but I thought there would be enough mitigating factors to lessen Betts’ drop off. ¬†He’s young — power still peaking; he’s in a good park — Pesky/Wall; the lineup — oh, that lineup. ¬†Didn’t play out that way for power and average. ¬†His average is nearly fifty points off of last year, and his power will end likely down about five homers from last year. ¬†Not huge? ¬†Well, that is around a 15% drop — even after his big game yesterday of 3-for-5, 6 RBIs and his 20th and 21st homer. ¬†So, what does all this mean for next year? ¬†I think he’s going to be undervalued, and I expect a bounce back of sorts. ¬†Likely closer to a 27-homer guy than his 30+ last year, but there’s no way he hits near-.265 as he is right now. ¬†He’s hitting as many line drives as last year, hitting the ball harder, in general, and a .267 BABIP. ¬†He’s gotta be one of the unluckiest hitters this year. ¬†He’s basically hitting line drives up the middle, but a squirrel is knocking it down into a fielder’s glove. ¬†Maybe he’s not Mookie Best this year, but I’m not counting out Mookie Ballgame yet. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, Carlos Carrasco¬†went 6 IP, 0 ER, 8 baserunners, 9 Ks, ERA at 3.41, as the Indians won their 162nd game, and four-thousandth in a row. ¬†Hayzeus Cristo, who wants some of the Indians right now? ¬†Who? ¬†Or, more appropriately with the Indians, how? ¬†They’re fired up like their relatives just got a bad case of the pox and they’re all out of peace to put in their pipe. ¬†Am I right? ¬†Or am I just borderline racist?! ¬†You tell me, Redskins fans! ¬†By the way, you know your team name is racist when you can substitute in Redskins and it makes sense, i.e., “The Cleveland Redskins won last night, oh, I’m sorry, I mean Indians.”
Can’t wait for the movie about the Indians’ winning streak that omits Carrasco and Kluber.
‚ÄĒ Razzball (@Razzball) September 12, 2017
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There’s a common term sociologists use called, The Tide of Uze. ¬†Everything that encompasses everyday life is on The Tide of Uze. ¬†Brushing your teeth, walking your dog, Jose Abreu, they’re all on The Tide of Uze. ¬†There’s small pleasures to be found with them, but they’re so consistent they are often lost amongst other more exciting things. ¬†However, this past weekend The Tide of Uze was raised by Irma GAWD!, the¬†fantasy football kickoff and me going to a Dodgers game with Dr. Kenneth Noisewater, a frequent commenter who was in town. ¬†I didn’t rank those per their importance, I’ll leave that to you. ¬†Big weekend for the world, right? ¬†(Yes.) With the Tide of Uze raising, it lifts everything that was floating on its surface, which meant Jose Abreu had a career weekend. ¬†On Saturday, he hit for the cycle, and, not to be outdone, he homered twice on Sunday (2-for-3, 3 RBIs, home run, 30 and 31). ¬†His season numbers are now 85/31/90/.302/1. ¬†All preseason I talked about how I wasn’t getting a 1st baseman in the first two rounds, so I was drafting Abreu everywhere, and I was nervous about it. ¬†Let’s just say I’ve learned to appreciate The Tide of Uze. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
The Cleveland Indians may never lose again! Friday night the Tribe won their 16th straight game, the longest streak in baseball this season, and the longest winning streak since the Oakland A’s won 20 in a row back in 2002 (and that team had Jermaine Dye and Chris Pratt!) Kind of gives you that good old fashioned hometown community pow-wow feeling. Relax Isaiah Thomas, you’re a Clevelander now. Regardless!¬†Mike Clevinger¬†has been a big part of the winning streak and he continues to pitch well winning his third straight start Friday night going six innings, giving up just three hits and three walks while striking out seven for his ninth win of the year. In his past three starts, Mike has gone 18 innings, allowing just 10 hits and no runs, with a 22/7 K/BB ratio lowering his ERA from 3.97 to 3.30 in that stretch. Clevinger Assemble! Mike is available in little over half of fantasy leagues, and he’s getting hot at just the right time for playoff stetch. He gets a nice home start versus the Detroit Tigers next week and after limiting them to three hits last week I will definitely be starting him there, especially if they’re going for some kind of silly 21 game win streak record by that point! Or did I just jinx by writing all this? Whatever! Pick up all the Indians! And put all your fantasy faith on Believeland right now, folks, you need to ride this magical streak while you can because the Indians keep winning! Let’s give them the chop!
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Yesterday, Victor Robles was called up by the Nats. ¬†He’s number two in Prospector Ralph’s top 100 prospects, and everyone loves him, even Brad Garrett! ¬†Robles will likely be the first guy I go over this offseason when I go over some high-profile rookies for 2018. ¬†He is real, and he’s beautiful. ¬†So, here’s the text question I posed to Prospector Ralph yesterday, “Who gets more at-bats from now until the end of the season for the Nationals, Alejandro De Aza or Robles?” ¬†At that point, Ralph stopped talking to me, but it’s even worse. ¬†Prior to my text, I saw “…” showing that he was typing, then that disappeared and nothing. ¬†Just silence. ¬†Eventually, I got a text back that Robles could play half the time. ¬†I don’t know. ¬†My guess is Nats are promoting him as a sort of butt pat that he did well this year. ¬†Maybe he replaces Werth, Kendrick or Taylor here and there and plays a few times a week. ¬†Werth’s shoulder has been barking and he’s woof, in general. ¬†I didn’t care about picking up Robles in a 12-team mixed league, but grabbed him in a 15-teamer to drop Francisco Mejia, who was last week’s “YOU GOTTA GRAB HIM!” ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Watching Luis Castillo is officially an ASMR trigger. ¬†*insert onomatopoeia of satisfied exhale, picks up invisible fork and knife, mimes cutting up satisfied exhale, eats exhale* ¬†Do you see how Castillo’s got me? ¬†I’m eating satisfied exhales. ¬†Can I write the 2018 fantasy baseball sleeper post right now for Luis Castillo? ¬†TFW you see Castillo: ¬†Insert Oprah’s o face around Gayle King. ¬†CASTILLO MAKING ME CRAZY! ¬†And not eating sugar for six days isn’t helping. ¬†This Whole30 Diet got me like: ¬†insert crazy-googly eyes. ¬†I got Biggie Smalls eyes right now. ¬†*smacks face* ¬†Be coherent, Grey! ¬†Sorry, about that. ¬†Yesterday, Luis Castillo went 8 IP, 1 ER, 4 baserunners, 10 Ks, ERA at 3.12. ¬†His surface perfs: ¬†9.9 K/9, 3.2 BB/9, 3.40 xFIP, averages 98 MPH, and now I’m lightheaded again. ¬†Okay, need to save something for his 2018 sleeper post. ¬†As for this year, this was his last start, unless you count Strat-o-Matic starts I’m making with him all winter. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Ariel Miranda pitched a no-hitter yesterday through six innings and 112 pitches that had to be the worst six-inning no-hitter in baseball history. ¬†Shame the M’s removed him before he gave up a hit, because this could’ve been an epic debacle — depicacle? ¬†Remember those Hall of Shame books from the 1980’s that always featured at least one anecdote about Steve Lyons? ¬†Usually that anecdote was of him undressing at first base. ¬†Somehow that largely visual gag was depicted in literary prose in these books. ¬†If they still had those books, Ariel Miranda’s six-inning no-hitter would’ve had a chapter. ¬†He went 6 IP, 1 ER, zero hits, six walks, 5 Ks, ERA at 4.72. ¬†Only thing that was missing was him taking his pants off on the mound or clowning around with Max Patkin. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Doh! ¬†A deer, a female deer and also what the Dodgers say. ¬†Ray, a drop of golden filth. ¬†Me, a name I call myself who owns J.D. Martinez and¬†Robbie Ray. ¬†Fa, a long long way to run if a Bostonian is saying far. ¬†SO another name for strikeouts. ¬†LA is where the game took place. ¬†Ti I dribble down my face, when J.D. Martinez and Robbie Ray play. ¬†Yesterday, Ray went 7 2/3 IP, 0 ER, 3 hits, zero walks, 14 Ks, ERA down to 2.80. ¬†Robbie Ray is an ace. ¬†No matter how you slice that pecan pie, he’s an ace. ¬†No matter how you put that pancake batter on the skittle. ¬†No matter how you put whipped cream in my mouth. ¬†My God, I’m so hungry. ¬†Cougs has got me doing this Whole30 diet and I’m legit about to eat my hand. ¬†At Endorphin Ralph’s top 100 starters for this week, Ray’s ranked 6th. ¬†Can’t argue that, and last night he dunked all over the LA K’ers. ¬†Then, J.D. Martinez got my goosepimples all a-titter. ¬†He went 4-for-5, 6 RBIs with his 31st, 32nd, 33rd and 34th homer. ¬†Someone has to Just Dong, so who better than Just Dong? ¬†Who?! ¬†Sorry, I’m writing this wearing an owl costume. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?