Last year, Avisail Garcia hit seven homers and stole four bases.  Whoopie dee do da, who cares?!  Moving on!  I got a mani-pedi in fifteen minutes, got no time for you!  Oh, wait, that was in only 46 games because he was injured.  ncjakw– Sorry, my drool was hitting the keyboard.  At least I think that’s my drool.  Let me taste it.  Salty…  Ew, gross!  Get your mind out of the gutter!  It’s my drool, I just ate a Bavarian pretzel!  Avisail is so good he made the team without putting on a uniform, went nuts and rode a unicorn through the storm.  Avisail’s about to go crazy, but where did you go?  Avisail’s about to go crazy, but where did you go? Avisail’s about to go crazy, but where did you go?  Avisail’s about to go crazy, damn Hanley’s lazy!  Sorry, I was just listening to Atmosphere.  Check out this future shizz from September Grey last year, “(Avisail) was a preseason sleeper this year, and he will be again in fifteen-after-twenty because he missed five months this year with an injury.  Yes, he looks like Miggy, but he doesn’t act like Miggy.  He’s a 20/20 type guy without killing you on average. In this injury-plagued year, his stats don’t look exactly as he has in the past, but that’s probably due to shutting it down in April and starting it up in August.  I wouldn’t be surprised if in a few years we look back at this year and see how it didn’t portend anything.  Unless he really did learn how to take a walk, as he’s shown this year.  Though, I kinda doubt it.  I expect he’s a line drive machine, 17-20 homer and 15-steal guy with a solid-enough average.  Think what you were expecting from Michael Brantley rather than what you ended up with.”  And that’s me quoting me!  So, what can we expect of Avisail Garcia for 2015 fantasy baseball and what makes him a sleeper?

Uh, I just told you.  All right, let’s break it down a little further.  Last year, he stole 4 bases in 46 games (every 11.5 games — hey, look at the big brain on Grey!); in 2010 he stole a base every 6.25 games; in 2011 every 9.2 games; in 2012 every 5.3; in 2013 every 13.2 games.  In short:  he steals around one bag every 10 games.  Shorter:  Avisail should steal around 15 bags in 2015.  Shortest:  Jose Altuve.  As for his power, Avisail hits a ton of grounders; this isn’t great.  In the minor leagues, his ground ball rate was 53%.  To give you a big picture idea, 53% would’ve been the 14th highest in the majors last year, and Avisail’s rate in the majors last year was 56.2%.  His major league career rate is 56.8%.  Guys with that high of a ground ball rate are names such as Elvis Andrus, Dee Gordon, Michael Bourn.  See a trend?  Yeah, it’s not pretty.  There’s hope.  When Avisail hits a home run, it goes far.  An example:  Avisail averaged 403.9 feet on his home runs, David Ortiz averaged 401.5 and Au Shizz averaged 399.4.  Balls jump out of U.S. Cellular, so that shouldn’t be a problem.  Avisail must cut back on his ground balls and elevate more balls.  Depending on how well he does this will determine his ceiling.  If he takes his ground ball rate down to 50% and fly ball rate up to 33%, he’ll hit around 140 fly balls, which would give him around 21 home runs.  Think Ozuna with 15 steals.  The same Ozuna that was the 28th best outfielder last year with only 3 steals.  That would make Avisail around the 20th best outfielder in 2015 and he’s right now being ranked around the 70th best outfielder.  Oh, and I haven’t even mentioned he’s currently slotted into the middle of a potent lineup.  Boing it on!  For 2015, I’ll give him the projections of 83/18/87/.261/14.  Avisail’s about to go crazy and the truth went trendy.

 
  1. SteveNZ says:
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    I don’t know what to say about Avisail because I don’t think I’m even ready for fantasy baseball yet.

    What I do know is the kids are watching Night At The Museum and Carla Gugino is so hot.

    And always has been.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @SteveNZ: She’s ridiculous…

      • Birdmann says:
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        @Grey: agreed, she is a salty drool. Sin City enough said.

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Never seen that actually

          • Nehocstu says:
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            @Grey:
            Grey, a man in your position, of your stature, … to admit you’ve never seen the movie?! #1, feel bad for you; #2, it is too full of images and lines just perfect for your reference! Jessica Alba on the pole! Mijo flying through the air to take out the bad cop, … Too much, too good. Please see it.

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              Yeah, it’s something I’ve been meaning to see for a while… Just keep missing it… Likely could just DVR it off any station at this point

              • Aubrey Plaza's Pillow says:
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                @Grey: read the comics first though, unless it’s only about gugino (which of course i understand)

                • Grey

                  Grey says:
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                  Ha, it might be

          • J-FOH says:
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            @Grey: also with Mr. SAGNOF in Son in Law

            she is topless in a thong for a while in Sin City. Just search it

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              Oh boy

              • J-FOH says:
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                @Grey: but since its in black and white it stays classy

  2. Ante GALIC says:
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    Grey,

    Here’s my first stab at it. It’s called Hamster Love. I actually had work to do, so I stopped mi-stream.

    Hamster Love

    Hamster with chicken – all right
    Hittin’ out homeruns – mostly to left
    In the evenin’
    In the daytime too.

    Hamster ‘n mustard, Hamster Gold
    Goldie, Goldie gone out to left Chase Field
    And they shimmy
    And Goldie’s not skinny

    And he hit and he ran and he fanned
    Clappin’ all over the bases
    Hittin’ grand slams out to center
    Floatin’ like the heavens above
    It looks like hamster love

    Nibbling on corners, hitting high cheese
    Goldie says to Posey “Honey, would you please toss a soft ball?”
    And he says yes
    With his kisses

    And now he’s ticklin’ her fancy
    Rubbin’ her toes
    Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
    As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle

    And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
    Singin’ and jingin’ the jango
    Floatin’ like the heavens above
    It looks like muskrat love

    La da da da da …

    Cheers,
    Ante

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @Ante GALIC: Haha… I read this with Muskrat Love playing in background and it worked… Especially love “Sue starts to giggle”… Oy…

  3. Quimmy says:
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    TC George in the final4! Don’t sleep on him.

    • nick the dick says:
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      @Quimmy: Doug stupidly eliminated for being the chef with the biggest nuts, and guess what? He is Doug and Doug is him. Short with the bearded grin, what’s his motha effin’ name?! He’ll be back…George and Melissa are both mediocre, no way he wins after missing all those challenges. Melissa is lucky to still be there.

      • Quimmy says:
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        @nick the dick:

        Agreed on Melissa, she sucks at everything that doesn’t involve cooking a vegetable beautifully. George is good though.

      • Grey

        Grey says:
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        @nick the dick: Was waiting for you to show up after the Dougie fiasco… How ya gonna serve raw foie gras to Jacques Pepin?! C’mon!

        • nick the dick says:
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          @Grey: I popped in the last post dumb late and asked if you watched but it was on to the next post so you didn’t see it. I figure that yes, he did serve raw foie gras, but Melissa served short ribs burned on the outside and undercooked on the inside and George served undercooked veal so it was complete horse hockey to get rid of the guy who took the big risk and has been solid all season when all of them served botched proteins. He will be back in all his bearded glory amd sneak back in…..I hope…..I can’t stand Melissa still being there and George did what, 2 challenges??

          • Grey

            Grey says:
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            I don’t know all the ins and outs of cooking foie gras, so I would’ve liked to hear more why it was so risky… It seemed risky to me to try to braised short ribs in three hours… Maybe because foie gras needs to be cooked on the spot and to the perfect temp… But that seems like most things… I don’t like Melissa either…

            • nick the dick says:
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              @Grey: yeah neither do I but from what I gathered, trying to roast the whole loaves of it in that short of a time was a hell of task…It seems whenever someone mentions braising short ribs on the show it’s always a question of will they be done and more often than not they ‘needed 20 more minutes’

              • Grey

                Grey says:
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                Yeah, 20 more minutes threw me… Braising I sorta get… It takes hours… 20 more minutes seems silly to say… I’ve never even seen a loaf of foie gras… Not sure why he didn’t do individual portions either…

                • nick the dick says:
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                  @Grey: I hadn’t seen it roasted whole like that either. Although when he plated, it didn’t look like the huge pieces he cooked. Maybe there’s something to roasting it whole before it’s portioned idk….what I do know is that between AMC playing every Mad Men and every Breaking Bad (yes, I had not watched it yet) in order, Top Chef is the only other thing I have time to watch. I’m Breaking Bad hooked at the moment and the more I watch Mad Men the more I like it.

                  • Grey

                    Grey says:
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                    These aren’t spoilers… Mad Men is great for the first few seasons then the quality gets lower… Breaking Bad actually gets better… Enjoy BB, it’s amazing…

                    • nick the dick says:
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                      @Grey: Yeah for what Mad Men is I do like it but can see it becoming pretty whatever, i’m in prob the 3rd season. BB is just damn good every episode. I’m a few into the 3rd season right where Skyler starts bangin Ted. Been breezing thru em at least 3 episodes a day. It’s tough to turn off. Looking forward to Better Call Saul in February.

                    • Grey

                      Grey says:
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                      I gotta another show for you when you finish BB… Sons of Anarchy… Watchign about 3 eps a night right now… It’s nowhere near as good, but entertaining…

                    • nick the dick says:
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                      @Grey: I’ve heard good things about SOA, i’ll def check it out after.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @Quimmy: He’s not winning, no one has any connection to him… No one being the audience…

      • Quimmy says:
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        @Grey: you are discounting my connection is to him grey. :(

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Nope

  4. Gareth says:
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    I always seem to confuse Avisail Garcia with Oswaldo Arcia.

    Hope this doesn’t happen on draft day.

    I’d much rather have the Miggy lookalike hitting in a potent lineup who plays his home games at “the Cell” than where’s Oswaldo, who hits in a terrible lineup for the Twinkies while playing home games at the cavernous Target field.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @Gareth: Both are decent gambles, different things they provide… Arcia has more power…

  5. PK says:
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    Sail!

    You’re welcome for getting that stuck in your head.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @PK: Dah!

  6. Baezaworldseries says:
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    12 team 13 keeper. I have Arenado, Goldschmidt, Rizzo, Donaldson, and one CI spot. Which one do I trade?

  7. Jon says:
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    Do you prefer Arenado or Kipnis for the next 2 seasons?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @Jon: Arenado

    • K Clown Baez says:
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      @Jon: Arenado is guna bust out if he stays healthy – he has the tools and ballpark to smash some great numbers (with nice avg and low k%) for years to come. Kipnis’ strikeouts got more manageable last year but his hits and power disappeared, he’ll bounce back some but I say Arenado.

  8. Jamiehov says:
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    Grey, I didn’t realize you listened to Atmosphere. I’m going to have to throw You Can’t Imagine… On my way home tonight. How’d you feel about Southsiders??

    The sleeper posts are great. Seeing Segura and Gyrko make me anxious since they really hurt me last year but I’m more than willing to take shots on those guys again, especially Segura. He had a rough yr all around, would love to see him bounce back

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Never really got into Southsiders… I like his older stuff better… Is it good? Should I give it another chance?

      • Jamiehov says:
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        @Grey:

        Yeah, give it another shot. January on Lake Street and Flickr are my favorites but the entire album is really good. Much better than Family Sign. If you like early 2000 indie stuff also check out the new Sage Francis, Hail Mary Mallon and Dilated. All are really good!

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Sweet, I will try again b/c I do love his other albums…

          • Dranksin' says:
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            @Grey:

            “Their” albums… no disrespect to Ant…

  9. Ra'zball Al Ghul says:
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    Can’t freakin wait for your rankings Grey!

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Coming Monday!

      • Wake Up says:
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        @Grey: Answer.

        Question…What will they all be doing in their coffee mugs?

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Swimming?

          • Wake Up says:
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            @Grey: zillions ofem…

  10. Wake Up says:
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    Never wrestle a downs syndrome girl…apparently, they have retard strength…have no idea why Avisail reminded me of this old axiom…also, not sure why I always picture a rental car on a sailboat every time I hear his name? Oh well, lesson learned.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Maybe that’s what Fielder’s wife was doing… Simply wrestling…

      • Wake Up says:
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        @Grey: indubitably…

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Imcrackedoutably… Is that an adverb?

          • Wake Up says:
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            @Grey: My guess is you’d walk even less than “The Adverb”…if that were the case…wait, are you still stuck on pipes?

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              Haha… I am…

              • Wake Up says:
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                @Grey: Celebrity Razzhab?

                • Grey

                  Grey says:
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                  I like it, with Dr. Grey

  11. Kutty says:
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    So………………..Pollock or Garcia?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Tomato-tomahto

  12. Clint says:
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    This gives birth to the inevitable Styx Fantasy Baseball Team Name so fast the Razzball generator just replied with “Really?”

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Ha!

  13. The JoGarza says:
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    Is it me or does it feel like you can field a viable team past the 10th round more than any year?

    C- ANYONE
    1B- Kennys Vargas
    2B-Kolten Wong
    3B-Xander Bogarts
    SS-Jean Segura
    OF- Avisail Garcia
    OF-Oswaldo Arcia
    OF-AJ Pollock

    And these are pretty much just your sleepers.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Yeah, in theory, but there’s risk for all of them…

      • Garrett says:
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        who do you love the most out of all your sleepers ?
        @Grey:

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Wong

          • los locos says:
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            @Grey: HAHA! You love Wong.

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              Oh yeah!

  14. Nico says:
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    Greyyyy! I’m holding the “y” like we’re old friends reuniting. Anywho, let me float this one by you, unrelated to Avisail. I wanted to know what you quickly thought about Stephen Vogt, and if you’re going to rank him with Catchers this season? I think if you’re punting, he could be a valuable and potentially top-10 C. Is a 50/15/60/.275/2 line achievable?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Ha, niiiiiiice…. Vogt is ranked, catcher rankings come on Wednesday… That line is not achievable

      • Nico says:
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        @Grey: Good stuff! Thanks. Does he see 140 games this year, given his position eligibility? …apparently my avatar is fugged.

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          No way, maybe 125

  15. los locos says:
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    Rotowire has Corey Dickerson ranked 21 top 350. WOW. I’m in a ten team keeper league, where we keep 7 guys. He would be a 1st rd pick in that league. Dickerson or Pence?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Dickerson

  16. los locos says:
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    how do you feel about McHugh, Shoemaker, Paxton and Odorizzi?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Rankings start next week

  17. mark says:
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    In a standard 5X5 Roto league with OBP instead of BA, I have a choice between keeping Kole Calhoun or Carlos Carrasco (dual SP / RP). Your thoughts?

    Below are my other keepers:
    Hanley Ramirez
    Robinson Cano
    Paul Goldschmidt
    Freddie Freeman
    Bryce Harper
    Yoenis Cespedes
    Clayton Kershaw
    Adam Wainwright

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Calhoun

  18. HatsOff says:
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    Grey, who would you keep – $9 deGrom or $7 Pineda?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      DeGrom

  19. Kid Z says:
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    Hey ! Whatsup Gray? Great writeup!!!
    Can you please rank: Zunino, Jaso, Salty, Grandal, Ruiz, Suzuki, Conger, Castillo, Milano?

    Thanks Dude!

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Rankings come next week

  20. Cafuné

    Maxi says:
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    Great sleeper posts to start the year so far, keep ’em coming.

    This will be my league’s last year before a keeper refresh and which we’ll change to auction draft; currently, it’s a H2H, 12 team league, snake draft, 5 keepers total; no AVG, SLG and OBP are added.

    My potential keeper OFs are: Pollock (25th round), Corey Dickerson (25), Avisail (19), Soler (25) and Cespedes (8). Right now, I’m inclined to keep just 2 of them, cuz I also have Wong (25), Abreu (5) and one of either Strasburg (7), DeGrom (25) or Gray (20). If I decide to not keep a pitcher, I could then keep 3 OFs.

    From those OFs, who would you keep and would you keep a 3rd OF over any of those pitchers? Which do you think I could steal later in the draft?
    Also, I was offered Miggy (1) for my deGrom/Gray. Thoughts?

    Gracias señor!

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Thanks! Strasburg, Dickerson, Soler… Forget Miggy

      • Cafuné

        Maxi says:
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        @Grey: Thanks for the response, and do you prefer Wong to Avisail? 2B is scary thin

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Yup, Wong

  21. Montezuma's Revenge... right now says:
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    would you trade cain sugar at 546 K for this year only to get cosart for 400 K per year for next 2 years? this team has only frazier/votto/hoes/melky/kang (SS)/szurcur for hitters that might be active and only F-Her/Quackenbush/Garza/Cloyd/B.Morris/S.Johnson/Francis for pitchers. 30 man dynasty with holds and OPS.

    league has 3 OF/2 CI/2MI/1 C/ 1 util. 3 SP/ 3 RP/ 3 P per day. 25 man active rosters, 100 million budget.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Nope

  22. Aubrey Plaza's Pillow says:
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    anybody else notice that fielder’s (ex?) wife looks exactly like kenny F’ing power’s wife?

    • Hondo says:
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      @Aubrey Plaza’s Pillow: Well,they are similar in that one is really hot and the other is enough to make you want to burn your eyes out with hot pokers.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      HA… Totally

  23. J-FOH says:
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    I was watching Hustle and Flow last night with the babys mama. Have you seen it yet?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      You mean the movie or the TV show that looks like the movie called Empire?

      • J-FOH says:
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        @Grey: the movie called Hustle and Flow, I asked before and you had never seen it

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Nah, I saw it… Years ago in the theaters…

          • J-FOH says:
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            @Grey: ah ha

  24. JW says:
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    The distance/HR info is interesting. I could definitely see Avisail climbing up your annual draft rankings for 2016 if he takes a leap forward this year.
    Speaking of which, are you posting your rankings soon? I always look forward to them because I think you have a good blend of realism while also not being afraid to admit when your optimistic on a player.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      They start on Monday

    • Montezuma's Revenge... right now says:
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      @JW: see above for the teasing about them coming monday. hehe, the build up is huge.

  25. Prince George says:
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    Hi Grey, keeper question please: I’m in a 12 team H2H points league and salaries aside need to know if there is a substantial difference between Donaldson and Arenado over the next 3 years? I know ranking are starting next week but I have a chance this weekend to move Donaldson for Arenado plus a minor leaguer like Addison Russell as I’ll be needing a SS in 2016. Thanks.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Arenado is better starting next year and year after and they’re close this year

  26. Wake Up says:
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    Holy Razzballs, Birdman! Its cold on this side.

    Razzbao…gotta be a soup with offal today

    Razzhab…not for nothing, but, anyone heard from Rudy lately?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Razzpastor… Rudy’s got a post coming next week… He’s still going strong even after fathering three kids in two years like an Amish man…

      • Wake Up says:
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        @Grey: Dr Grey said he couldn’t talk about…instead of saying that he isn’t know anything? He must’ve been…well,like you, pizza bagel…him, Peter rabbit…half rabbit, all Peter…also with you…be blesses…wow…just reread this and I’m not even sure where I was going with this.
        Might have something to do with the fact that the porter, the eggs, and my balls are all competing for space in my stomach…

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          HA! Gotta make room for balls, always… Get some disco fries, they’ll fix you right up

          • J-FOH says:
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            @Grey: I think he’s saying its cold?

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              Ah…

          • Wake Up says:
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            @J-FOH: @Grey: Razztranslater?

  27. Lville Jim says:
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    Would like to thank the A’s for killing any value Marcus Semien might have had with the Rays trade. Hope they move him to a team where has a chance to compete for a starting gig instead of being relegated to a utility role in Oakland.

    • Grey

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      Semien is still the starter, might be a platooned a little now, but no more than he would’ve anyway

      • Lville Jim says:
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        @Grey: I picked him up off the waiver wire near seasons end last year. Just took a flier on him hoping he worked his way into playing time somewhere. As with many MI is a sore spot on my team.

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Zobrist will likely play mostly OF with this move sending Sogard to bench

  28. Birrrdy! says:
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    Over in NL-only land, it feels like steals are becoming more scarce as of last year. Any truth to that Grey?

    Weighing a keeper trade in an NL only 5×5. $300 for 8 keepers per published prices and an auction draft for the rest. 13 bats, 10 Ps. They want my Dee Gordon at $24 and Chris Owings for $1, for their Ian Desmond at $22. We lose players if they are traded offseason to AL and only get rights to one incoming player if traded to AL midseason. Heard Desmond is a risk.

    Still make the trade? Is Desmond worth more than Gordon or am I undervaluing SB in a year of scarcity? Thx!

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Steals are more scarce, yeah… I’d hold on that trade in case he’s traded…

      • Birrrdy! says:
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        @Grey: thanks great advice, Grey. Now he’s maybe made one I should accept. His Corey Dickerson for $22, for my Dee Gordon $24 and Kenley Janssen $23. I have extra keepers so really comes down to Dickerson vs Gordon. how close?

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Take Dickerson

          • Birrrdy! says:
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            @Grey: @Grey: thanks. Took your advice. Feeling good about Dickerson much more than Gordon.

  29. Montezuma's Revenge... right now says:
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    wow, with that deal TB is maxed out with MI prospects, like OAK was before they got rid of robertson and russell. TB now with lee/rondon/robertson.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Yup

  30. james says:
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    I hate picking late SP sleepers. dynasy with wins and QS, late in the draft the SP options for depth (have 7 in front of them):
    homer Bailey, Pineda, Gausman, McHugh, Hutchingson, Paxton, Minor…. What order do you rank them (that is roughly how i would rank them)

    • Mantis Toboggan MD says:
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      @james: i’m guessing bailey moves back a bit from age and injury history, don’t know how much though.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Pineda, HUtchison, Gausman

  31. Big Magoo

    Big Magoo says:
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    Rankings week. It’s when I know that baseball’s just around the corner. Can’t wait.

    But you know, as I admire the major award on my desk, I can’t help but compare your rankings to Ralphie and his Christmas Story experience. Waking up to the top 10 on Monday is like unwrapping a brand new Red Ryder air rifle. The perfect gift. Following that up later in the week with the catcher rankings is like opening up the pink bunny PJs from Aunt Clara.

    Why, Grey? Why? Why go from filet mignon to Mickie D’s? It’s so cruel…

    • Wake Up says:
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      @Big Magoo: Careful! You’ll shoot your MI out!

      • Big Magoo

        Big Magoo says:
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        Oooh fuuudge!

        • J-FOH says:
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          @Big Magoo: Carlos Gonzales is Fra GEE LEE

          • Big Magoo

            Big Magoo says:
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            @J-FOH: CarGo is down. Get the glue!

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              @Big Magoo: first man ever smashed to bits from watering a plant

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      @Big Magoo: so does that make SS like a bowling ball on your nuts and SP is the Bumpus hounds?

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        @J-FOH: SS is probably more like that annoying kid who blurts out random thoughts about the Wizard of Oz while waiting to see Santa. Tolerable, but not ideal.

        I like the hounds, so the SP analogy works for me. Just leave my roasting animal carcass alone and everything will be cool…

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          @Big Magoo: the hounddogs are deep like starting pitching

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            @J-FOH: They can smell the strained UCLs from a mile away

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          @Big Magoo: Bochy is Scott Farkus

          • Big Magoo

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            @J-FOH: I’d say that Bochy is more like Ralphie’s brother, Randy. His huge head would prevent him from getting up off of the ground and he’d have to roll his way home.

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              @Big Magoo: but he’s such a bully bitch that needs to get his ass beat

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                @J-FOH: Would that make the Dodgers Toadie, the bully’s sidekick?

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                  @Big Magoo: nah, thats Quentin *shakes fist* Dodgers are more like flick

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                    @J-FOH: Yeah, I can totally see Uribe doing porn

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                      @Big Magoo: here’s a little Juan in ur eye

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Ha, it’s a major award!

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        @Grey: your rankings? I can’t argue that

        • Grey

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          Thanks!

  32. J-FOH says:
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    Morning Grey, how are you? Thats good to here. Me? I’m fine, little chilly, enjoying the rain. Oh No, I couldn’t come over and walk Ted. So I was thinking, after reading Magoo’s obviously drunken Christmas Story ramble, we should have a weekly catcher streamer post? It’s a real strategy my man.

    • Grey

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      Yeah, that’s a good idea! Wanna do it?

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        @Grey: I’m thinking of adding it as a component of the Creeper of the Week. So I’ll have the main Creeper, the bonus creepers and the creepy catcher.

        • Grey

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          Nice, I like it!

          • J-FOH says:
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            @Grey: call me the Creeper King…I can do anything

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              @J-FOH: that will probably save like 74 questions or more per week.

    • Big Magoo

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      @J-FOH: I don’t know if I’d say “obviously” drunken… it was just water after all… maybe some hops and barley mixed in…

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        @Big Magoo: whatever you have to tell yourself

  33. Wake Up says:
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    HaHa!
    I’m sure most of you know this already…but I just found out that there is a player named HaHa Dix???
    That’s awesome! I bet his Mom is pretty funny.
    Kinda sounds like something Prezzii would say…HaHa Dix!

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Wake Up: HaHa Clinton Dix to be accurate. Sounds dated to me

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        @J-FOH: Sounds like somebody sat on their balls to me

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          @Wake Up: their “razzballs”?

    • Grey

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      HA! I didn’t know that… Sounds like someone let their teenaged father name them right when they emerged from the womb…

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        @Grey: HAHA!
        Allegedly, that’s exactly what happened to Robbie’s older brother Ew Grossman!

        I think I found what I’m gonna say this year when someone makes me laugh…HaHa Dix!

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          @Wake Up: random commenter: I love me some LoMo this year
          Grey: I wouldn’t tweet that out
          Wake Up: HaHa Dix!
          Random Commenter: who you calling a dick?
          Wake Up: HaHa Dix!
          Random Commenter: seriously dude, stop calling me a dick!
          Wake Up: HaHa Dix!
          Random Commenter: I’m going to kick your ass
          Wake Up: HaHa Dix!
          Prezii: who is talking about dicks without me!
          Wake Up: HaHa Dix!

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            @J-FOH: that conversation sounds dated to me…

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              @Wake Up: damn Clinton!

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                @J-FOH: Just messing with you…I like Razzbao, by the by…tried to contribute an offal soup the other day…when is it premiering?

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                  @Wake Up: its in the pre pre beta stage. you could say its marinating with February Grey because January Grey is way too busy right now.

        • Grey

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          Haha Dix!

  34. Alan says:
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    Do I want tillman and stubbs or choo? 5×5 roto keep everyone

    Thanks

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