Hey hey hey, barflys! Welcome back to the Two-Start Dive Bar, all fresh and ready, and given just a cursory once-over of “cleaning” (after all, this is a dive; the carpet still sticks to your shoes and the place smells like stale National Bohemian). It’s time for the first full week of MLB action in […]

Well, here it is. The final Two-Start Dive Bar of 2022. I hope everyone enjoyed this column. I hope it helped you make some tough calls. I hope it sometimes made you chuckle. I hope it made you thirsty. There aren’t too many double-dippers in this final full week of the season. The pickings are […]

As we inch nearer and nearer to the end of the fantasy baseball season, there seem to be more and more clunkers down there in the Bar Mat. Lots of potential land mines here, double-dippers with a better chance of hurting your team than helping it. But hey, that’s why I’m here. We’re deep into […]

Just a few weeks remain in the 2022 fantasy baseball season! Are you still in the hunt in your roto leagues? In the playoffs in your H2H leagues? If you’re not, I’m not exactly sure why you would care about the contents of this column, so I have to assume if you’re reading this that […]

Man, the fantasy baseball season is a long one, isn’t it? And after this week there will still be three more editions of the Two-Start Dive Bar coming! This week the total number of double-dippers feels lower than usual, but the good news is that means fewer opportunities for total disaster down in the Bar […]

Welcome to the biggest fantasy football draft weekend of the year! … Wait. Damn. Wrong sport. Pitching! That’s right, we’re here to talk pitching. I’d like to address something real quick… every week I get questions about why a certain pitcher is included or (more commonly) not included herein. So I have a disclaimer that […]

In case you weren’t aware, I’m a software engineer by trade. I only do this on the weekend because of the incredibly high* salary offered here at Razzball. So, I bring that mentality to my fantasy sports. I write programs to help me in my research, and those programs have rules that define certain categories […]

Welcome, patrons, to the weekly update of the TSDB! There are fewer slam dunks this week, though the Top Shelf still has a couple gems you might not expect. Flipside: the dirtiest filth of the Bar Mat isn’t quite as plentiful as some weeks either. So take that for what you will, though I never […]

The sheer volume of projected two-start pitchers is pretty small this week. I guess that’s just how it goes sometimes. Still, that doesn’t mean they’re all worth starting. While you should definitely run out Chris Bassitt on two home starts, the fact that Cole Irvin pitches against Houston and will get next to zero run […]