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Freeland Of The Kyle

September 6, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 11 Comments

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Colorado Rockies starting pitcher—wait, what? Seriously? Well, alright then, let’s do this! Colorado Rockies starting pitcher slash heartthrob Kyle Freeland shut down the San Diego Padres for eight dominant innings, allowing just two hits and striking out ten for his fourth win of the year. Coors is a Freeland now! Denverites rejoice! The southpaw, who […]

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Players Weekend Features The Best of Waldrep

August 16, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 25 Comments

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It’s Players’ Weekend everyone! You know what that means! No? You don’t know? Wait, you’re asking me? Uhh, it’s all weekend, and it’s for the players. What’s to know? They get to wear whatever they want, as long as it’s within reason, and it’s not flashy, or political, controversial, contentious or interesting in any way. […]

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Rockies Warming Up, Bernabel The Midnight Doyle

August 2, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 32 Comments

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Denver’s Coors Field delivered a performance for the ages Friday night, allowing a total of 40 hits and 33 runs scored in an all-time slugfest that would make the Bananas blush. Razzball’s new heartthrob slash king slashing bestie Warming Bernabel led the charge. He’s more than just an amazing name, and he showed it Friday […]

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Fantastic Four Home Run Night For MLB Superhero Nick Kurtz

July 26, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 21 Comments

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I enjoy the internet’s daddy Pedro Pascal as much as anyone but there was an even more Fantastic Four happening Friday night and it was more cinematic than anything the MCU could dream up. The legend of Oakland Las Vegas Sacramento A’s first baseman Nick Kurtz continued as he hit a Fantastic Four home runs […]

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Home Run Hat Trick As The Martian Dominguez Sends Three To The Moon

May 10, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 29 Comments

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Yankees outfielder slash phenom slash heartthrob slash extraterrestrial Jasson Dominguez had himself a career night Friday with a three home runs and seven runs batted in including a grand slam in the eighth inning that put the Yankees up ten runs. Have a day rook! And since I know you’ll ask (no one asks) here’s […]

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