Last year, the Buy/Sell brought you such brilliant ideas as “Grady Sizemore is gonna bounce back big time!” and “I don’t believe a concussion can knock a player out for a full year… Can I get a Morneau?!” Buy/Sell, “You know, I don’t point all of your crappy suggestions… Vernon Wells as a sleeper? 2003 […]
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The Fourth Yoenis Brother Tours Japan With His Pop
March 30, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 128 Commentsby: Grey
Yoenis Cespedes homered in yesterday’s second day of kinda real baseball played about six hours before I wake up. I wonder where Cespedes is being drafted now. When Rudy and I took our giant beach balls to early March drafts and took Cespedes in a bunch of drafts, he was going cheap. I wonder if […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? The Razzball Podcast — The One Where Grey Fails Spanish
March 28, 2012 | All Podcasts | 155 Commentsby: Grey
Afternoon, Razzballers, if I may call you that. If not, tough noogs. We have another very special podcast for all of youse. This podcast is brought to you by nothing in particular. Smell that? That faint odor? That’s nothing in particular! As always (or at least for the last two weeks), the contest for a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Opening Day Is Turning Japanese
March 28, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 232 Commentsby: Grey
Did you know that Vapors song, Turning Japanese, is about masturbation? Because when said act is done, a man squints, hence turning Japanese. Things that are offensive aren’t always racist, but, in this case, they are. Too bad The Vapors follow up single, “When I Really Have To Pee, I Dance Like A Cherokee” never […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Joakim Soria went from being a $12 Salad to a Donkeycorn to a Brain Freeze back to a Donkeycorn to off the list completely in 12 short months. And if this is the first post you’ve ever read at Razzball, I probably lost you by the eighth word. Later! In Soria’s wake is Broxton and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2012 Fantasy Baseball, Rookies to Target
March 27, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Rookies | 120 Commentsby: Grey
Rookie pitchers give you a roofie. Rookie hitters give you agita. So why do we keep going back for more like a guest on Montel? It’s sorta like the old joke that Woody Allen quotes in Annie Hall. We need the eggs. Besides said eggs, if a rookie somehow/someway breaks out, he’ll help you win […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Ryan’s Hopeless
March 26, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 302 Commentsby: Grey
Ryan Madson has to have Tommy John surgery. Luckily, he signed with a Dusty Baker-managed team as the trainers have a lot of experience diagnosing busted arms. Sean Marshall will likely take over the closing gig, spurring indie comedy fans in Cincy to bring Sean Of The Red signs to games. Best case scenario: Marshall […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2012 Cubs Fantasy Baseball Preview
March 24, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Team Previews | 189 Commentsby: Grey
We at Razzball realize that exporting our views across the country has damaging consequences on the blogosphere. To help make amends, we are reaching out to leading team blogs and featuring their locally blogged answers to pressing 2012 fantasy baseball questions regarding their team. We feel this approach will be fresher, more sustainable, and require […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Brennan Boesch, 2012 Fantasy Sleeper
March 23, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Sleepers | 123 Commentsby: Grey
I usually like to keep private emails private, but when it’s matters of the state or sleepers, all is fair. The first email was from Hank from Dearborn, Michigan. Hank writes, “Where’s Brennan Boesch? I’ve been long time reader of Razzball and I wish to know the answer to this question. Until I know said […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? You Sore’n, Drew Storen?
March 23, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 144 Commentsby: Grey
Drew Storen had arm discomfort… About two weeks ago. He hasn’t pitched in a game since March 7th and had soreness in his biceps playing catch yesterday. Playing catch? What, the Nats doing a video for Cat’s in the Cradle? He should be pitching, not playing catch. So that’s one red flag. The bigger red […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Starters To Target, 2012 Fantasy Baseball
March 22, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Sleepers | 156 Commentsby: Grey
I could probably draft a team of these starters, who are drafted after the 150 mark in mock drafts, and win your league’s pitching stats. In this post last year was Ricky Romero, Hellickson, Kuroda, Gio Gonzalez, Zimmermann, Chacin, Cueto, and Daniel Hudson. I had those guys on multiple teams. I don’t say this to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Jason Bourgeois was traded to Royals with Humberto Quintero. Fun fact: Did you know Humberto Quintero weighs exactly a quarter more than Humberto Quadtero? When the trade was announced, Bourgeois said he’d once and for all bring down the tyrannical rule of the Royals and restore a society where Lorenzo Cain lost 75 to 100 […]
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