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2024 Fantasy Baseball

DFS: Royal And Tigers And High Priced Pitchers, Oh My!

DFS changed for me when I realized I had to play for first place to 1) ever make any real money 2) be a winning…

  • Professor P Rich
  • July 5, 2024
  • 6
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Ianhappendence Day

Hope everyone had a great 4th! And, if not, because of a fireworks mishap, I hope you had an appropriately-sized piece of a hot dog…

  • Grey
  • July 4, 2024
  • 189
2024 Fantasy Baseball

Avoiding The Blurbstomp – Mellon Collie & The Infinite Bud Blackness

On the weekend last, I bucked my 20-year trend and met fellow Razzballers at an event more than worthy of our time. Your author came…

  • C.A. James
  • July 4, 2024
  • 2
2024 Fantasy Baseball

What’s The Point: Judging The Fireworks

What is up party people? Take a quick break from your hot dog eating contests and your firework shows for some fantasy baseball. Speaking of…

  • Butters
  • July 4, 2024
  • 2
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Minnesota Is The Land of 10,001 Lakes And Brooks

Royce Lewis hit the IL with a strained abductor saying, “Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-but! I want to play! My abductor is fine! I’m not a mollusk! I don’t…

  • Grey
  • July 3, 2024
  • 192
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Prospect News: Futures Game Features Gamified Batting Practice

The 2024 Futures Game rosters were made public on Tuesday, so I’d like to highlight some key takeaways that might be relevant to people with…

  • The Itch
  • July 3, 2024
  • 18
Deep Thoughts

The Cream And The Crap: All-Star Break Edition

Hey Razzfaithful, back in the saddle after returning from a family vacation. With renewed clarity and a sunburn, I’m ready to take on a midseason…

  • Coolwhip
  • July 3, 2024
  • 7
2024 Fantasy Baseball

DFS: Big Slate, Big Names, Big Money

Our stack choice last week came back to bite us as we were burned by the Braves stack. What else is new?  The pitching choices…

  • Chris Krouch
  • July 3, 2024
  • 1
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Mets Couldn’t Dance With The Pitcher When They Saw Herz Standing There

The Mets are ladened in Grimace. Oozing from their pores is that giant purple nutsack’s charisma. They have imbibed the Grimace Shake and are juiced…

  • Grey
  • July 2, 2024
  • 330
2024 Fantasy Baseball

SAGNOF: Tanner Thot

What’s poppin, Razzpimples?! Remember to bookmark that Razzball Bullpen Chart, y’all! I update it obsessively. Also, if you’re a sub (you should be a sub…it’s great…

  • JKJ
  • July 2, 2024
  • 22
2024 Fantasy Baseball

SAGNOF: Hold Me Closer Tony Danza

Sorry about not being around for all you Razzballeroos last week. When life gets busy, my secondary loves of fantasy baseball and gambling take a…

  • The Great Knoche
  • July 2, 2024
  • 2
2024 Fantasy Baseball

RCL Update: The Week That Was, Week 14, 2024

About halfway through week 14 marked our midpoint of the fantasy baseball season.  We tend to celebrate the halfway mark at the All-Star break, but…

  • MattTruss
  • July 2, 2024
  • 12
2024 Fantasy Baseball

DFS: Cruz New York Without Judg(ing)

Bias is an interesting thing. Before Grimmace, the New York Mets were left for dead in DFS contests. Soon Francisco Lindor caught fire and so…

  • Professor P Rich
  • July 2, 2024
  • 0
All Podcasts

Fantasy Baseball Podcast: James Wood Has Arrived

Grey and B_Don are back for another episode of the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast. James Wood has been called up by the Nationals and you…

  • B_Don
  • July 2, 2024
  • 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

We All Want To Go Overboard With Nat Wood

“I grabbed Wood two weeks ago and finally it’s paying off with some pleasure!” [Cancel Police break down my door and throw me to the…

  • Grey
  • July 1, 2024
  • 205
2024 Fantasy Baseball

Top 100 Starting Pitchers : It’s July 1st, Eh?!

Happy Monday AND Happy Canada Day, to my fellow Razzballians! It’s July 1st, Eh? I’ve always seen July as an ideal date to assess where…

  • MarmosDad
  • July 1, 2024
  • 11
2024 Fantasy Baseball

Special Edition: I’m The Problem, It’s Me: Triston McKenzie, Nolan Jones, Mike Trout

This year, I've been giving you obscure adds for your desperate teams. Loyal readers who read the whole article also find that, at the bottom,…

  • everywhereblair
  • July 1, 2024
  • 7
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Washington Visitors Fall To Knees Before The Taj Mahal

One of the most common bumper stickers on trucks in India is, “Taj Mahaulin’ Ass,” which is a bit of a country motto, that they…

  • Grey
  • June 30, 2024
  • 300
2024 Fantasy Baseball

Two Start Cookie Shop: July 1-7

This week’s two start options are a big ol’ “Yikes.” It’s real ugly out there, folks. How bad is it? In the tiers below there…

  • Latch-Key Kid
  • June 30, 2024
  • 5
2024 Fantasy Baseball

Top 100 Hitters: Halfway Checkpoint

We’ve reached the midpoint of the season, where we have as much in the rearview mirror as we do ahead. At this juncture, it’s easy…

  • Jeremy Brewer
  • June 30, 2024
  • 10
2024 Fantasy Baseball

Fantasy Baseball H2H Streamers – Week 14

We had another successful week of streamers last week, and it led to one of my best weeks of the year. I had numerous 8-2…

  • The Real Joey Bart
  • June 30, 2024
  • 2
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Prospect News: Stash List Volume 5: James Wood If You Could

1. Nationals OF James Wood | 21 | AAA  Word on the street is Wood will be promoted to debut Monday at home against the…

  • The Itch
  • June 30, 2024
  • 17
2024 Fantasy Baseball

FAAB Week 14: Second Half Preparations

A few short weeks ago, we had to update our prior understanding of some league-wide factors affecting our dumb little fantasy game. This week, with…

  • Mike Couillard
  • June 29, 2024
  • 8
2024 Fantasy Baseball

Joey Loperfido: Up-and-Coming Dynasty Player

When a player is drafted in 2021 and makes it to the majors three years later, that player is normally a very high draft choice.…

  • Jakkers
  • June 29, 2024
  • 4
2024 Fantasy Baseball

No Knocks On James Wood

Sound the fantasy alarm, the Nationals are set to call up hyper-uber-mega prospect slash outfielder slash your newest obsession James Wood on Monday and he…

  • Dan Pants
  • June 29, 2024
  • 14
2024 Fantasy Baseball

Ambulance Chasers: Hamstring Has Me Stanton On One Leg

Good morrow, Razzballers! First, I’m so sorry for this title. Second, it’s another week of big name injuries, but the injuries this week are a…

  • keelinbillue
  • June 28, 2024
  • 2
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

He Wore A Razz Robbie Buy Ray

“Hey, I was just walking through this factory outlet mall when I came upon your store. I heard of Big ‘n Tall shops before but…

  • Grey
  • June 28, 2024
  • 279
2024 Fantasy Baseball

Rolling In The Deep: Halfway Home

Greetings Razzball Friends! I thought we’d switch it up from our usual deep league picks this week, in honor of the approximate actual halfway point…

  • Laura Holt
  • June 28, 2024
  • 19
2024 Fantasy Baseball

Disappointing Hitters Who Give Us Hope And Ones Whose Outlook Is Nope

Expectations are a privilege, but they can be burdensome to live up to. One need look no further than the greatest of expectations, Dickens’s Great…

  • Hoove
  • June 28, 2024
  • 16
2024 Fantasy Baseball

DFS: Get Ober It And Play Whoever You Want

Warning: If you do not take the time to review tonight’s slate, you will get burnt. DraftKings has 13 games lined up and there are…

  • Professor P Rich
  • June 28, 2024
  • 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Sale Treats White Sox Lineup Like Their Alternate Jerseys

Chris Sale (7 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 11 Ks, ERA at 2.79) is a Hall of Famer. Yes or no? Don’t think about it.…

  • Grey
  • June 27, 2024
  • 194
2024 Fantasy Baseball

MLB Risers And Fallers: Texas Rangers Shooting Blanks

The 2024 Major League Baseball season is about 13 weeks old (almost halfway done already!), which means we finally have meaningful numbers that count to…

  • CableBoxScore
  • June 27, 2024
  • 9
2024 Fantasy Baseball

What’s The Point: Breaking Out

What is up party people? This isn't the first time I've talked up Alec Burleson and all he's done is keep up his breakout season. He's…

  • Butters
  • June 27, 2024
  • 8
All Podcasts

Cards & Categories Ep. 50: Prospect Category Helpers

In our 50th episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer open by discussing the latest and greatest transactions and moves including a injuries to Fernando Tatis Jr. and…

  • Mike Couillard
  • June 27, 2024
  • 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Cleveland Once Again Can Say “Here Comes Jhonny”

Maybe I’m jhuvenile but Jhonkensy Noel has me jhonking my nose in laughter. Jhonkensy? I ain’t Jhonkensy ’round these parts since the tennis courts closed…

  • Grey
  • June 26, 2024
  • 221
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Prospect News: Jhostynxon Garcia Cracks The Code

Giants RHP Hayden Birdsong will make his debut for the arm-starved Giants today against the Cubs. He’s pitched well since being selected in the sixth…

  • The Itch
  • June 26, 2024
  • 25
2024 Fantasy Baseball

DFS: Braves Big Name Bats Stay Hot In St. Louis

We’ve been trying to find a middle ground between stacks and no stacks. Tonight feels like a prime opportunity for a Braves stack against the…

  • Chris Krouch
  • June 26, 2024
  • 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Dos Vientos

[rubbing the plush purple belly of Grimace for good luck] May my dreams that have not yet been realized — like becoming a billionaire and…

  • Grey
  • June 25, 2024
  • 189
2024 Fantasy Baseball

SAGNOF: Kenley Blandsen

What’s poppin, Razzpimples?! Remember to bookmark that Razzball Bullpen Chart, y’all! I update it obsessively. Also, if you’re a sub (you should be a sub…it’s great…

  • JKJ
  • June 25, 2024
  • 16
2024 Fantasy Baseball

RCL Update: The Week That Was, Week 13, 2024

Thirteen weeks down, lucky number thirteen.  Fitting then that we will open today by talking about “win luck”.  Now, Rudy will tell you that Wins…

  • MattTruss
  • June 25, 2024
  • 11