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Deep Leagues
Deep Impact: Abba Zaba, You My Only Friend
I’ll be honest here, I had no idea that Shelley Duncan was still playing. Not only is he playing, he’s, um, well, I’m supposed to…
- Jay
- April 20, 2013
- 69
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Harvey Betters One of League’s Best
Matt Harvey was better last night. Better than Stephen Strasburg. In a battle of two of the NL's most exciting young pitchers, Matt Harvey dominated…
- Dan Pants
- April 20, 2013
- 65
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza — Week 4
Welcome back, two-start hoarders. The awful weather this April has made things a bit more challenging, as two-starters keep getting bumped from one week to…
- Scott Evans
- April 20, 2013
- 98
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Chooch Ooh!
Carlos Ruiz set to return from his suspension next week for testing positive for the ADHD drug, Adderall. He had this to say, "I look…
- Grey
- April 19, 2013
- 944
Points Leagues
Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues: Wieters Reclaims “God” Nickname
Greeting all, and welcome to another thrilling post centered on points leagues. Never forget the fact that points leagues' stats almost always translate into Roto…
- LT Murray IV
- April 19, 2013
- 52
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Jeter Paying Price For Kicking All Those Girls Out Of Bed
Derek Jeter screams "Ankle!" Yanks scream "Uncle!" Well, you know you can't spell "My ankle" without Minka Kelly. She couldn't stop at just Jason Street,…
- Grey
- April 19, 2013
- 275
Y to Z
The Cuban Comet
In 2006, a special H.O.F. committee was appointed for the task of reviewing the qualifications of ballplayers, managers and owners from the Negro League, in…
- Paulie Allnuts
- April 18, 2013
- 24
Closers
Closer Look
I wish I was a mathematician or at least had one of those rad looking calculator watches. For now I will remain myself and take…
- Smokey
- April 18, 2013
- 41
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: Don’t Be Such A Dickey
R.A. Dickey will not be remembered for what he did before wearing a Rangers, Brewers, Mariners, Twins, Met's uniform. Nor will he ever be remembered…
- Jay
- April 18, 2013
- 48
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Scherzer & F-Her Meet In A Game Of The Dozens
According to Wikipedia, the Dozens is a game of spoken words between two contestants, common in African-American communities, where participants insult each other until one…
- Grey
- April 18, 2013
- 800
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Archie Bradley and Byron Buxton: Scouting the Unknown
Archie Bradley | RHP, Diamondbacks | Born: 8/10/1992 It's rare that a club just gives away a first round investment for pennies on the dollar,…
- Scott Evans
- April 17, 2013
- 56
DraftKings
DraftKings – This Time You Beat Rudy On A Freaky Friday
Imagine the Freaky Friday scenario with Grey or Rudy. One minute you're a happy-go-lucky fantasy player who enjoys the occasional buffoonery, the next your spouting…
- JB Gilpin
- April 17, 2013
- 14
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Gallardo The New Coxswain Of The Brew Crew
Yesterday, Yovani Gallardo was arrested for a DUI. So that explains why his pitches are all over the place! He blew a 0.22. That's six-plus…
- Grey
- April 17, 2013
- 728
OPS Leagues
Mr. Smith Goes To Oakland
Last week, I talked about how you should believe in your studs. No, not Studs Terkel, but he was the man. No, not Macho Man…
- Tom Jacks
- April 16, 2013
- 81
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast — The One Where Some People Try To Rag On Giancarlo
This week in Razzball Podcast entertainment we were joined by JB "Big Biscuit" Gilpin, who reviewed the film, 42. JB majored in film in college,…
- Grey
- April 16, 2013
- 512
Our Leagues
RCL Update: April 16
More injuries, more closer meltdowns... but let's focus on some positives. Week 1 top team, Bosch Brothers (in Trout We Trust) still has more points…
- VinWins
- April 16, 2013
- 10
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Play That Funky Mujica, Wipe Boggs
The Cardinals said Edward Mujica 'could be tried as closer.' That's obviously after everyone else has been tried and found guilty of sucking. Matheny said,…
- Grey
- April 16, 2013
- 340
Pitcher Profiles
Pitcher Profile: Can Against The Marlins A Good Day Keep The Doc Haters Away?
Roy Halladay. Is he the next Tim Lincecum? Can he pitch at all any more? Should he get sent to the minors?! Is he fantasy…
- JB Gilpin
- April 15, 2013
- 65
Creeper of the Week
Creeper Of The Week: Put Your Middle Infield In A Full Nelson
True story: one of my childhood friends had a younger brother who was big into WWF or WWE or whatever that wrestling league was called…
- Sky
- April 15, 2013
- 115
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
If His Momma Called Him Clay, Imma Call Him Clay
Now, if Clay wants to be called Buchholz, Imma call him Cassius. Clay Buchholz took a no-hitter into the 8th inning and ended with the…
- Grey
- April 15, 2013
- 745
NEWS
Jam it or Cram it: The Battered and the Broken
Former St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Joaquin Andujar once said, "You can sum up in one word the game of baseball: 'You never know.'" Well said…
- The Guru
- April 14, 2013
- 74
NEWS
Red Light, Green Light: Alexi Casilla, Craig Gentry
There are always guys that you can grab for some extra speed if you need it, and this week we'll look at a few more…
- Mike
- April 14, 2013
- 5
Our Leagues
Fantasy Razzball Update: April 14
Fantasy Razzball is the game where the goal is to manage the worst fantasy baseball team possible. You hope to find terrible players who don't…
- VinWins
- April 14, 2013
- 11
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: Week 2
Jorge Soler was off to a great start at High-A Daytona, batting .435/.519/.739 with 2 homers through his first six games. The was promising news…
- Scott Evans
- April 14, 2013
- 84
Deep Leagues
Deep Impact: Hey, Careful Man, There’s A Beverage Here!
Wow, assembling this week's list of players made me dizzy with enthusiasm. No. I'm lying. To help write this post, I have a hired a…
- Jay
- April 13, 2013
- 57
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Jays Fans Looking For Reyes of Hope
The fantasy gods can be a cruel mistress, and after dealing a crushing blow Thursday night in a frustrating (ie stupid) brawl-induced injury, taking Zack…
- Dan Pants
- April 13, 2013
- 85
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza — Week 3
I begin with this: The scene above is from Wednesday's Mariners v. Astros game, and I realize that the clip has made the rounds by…
- Scott Evans
- April 13, 2013
- 95
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Who The F#@* Is Gattis?
Gattis, Gattis, who the eff is Gattis? He wandered the streets asking that exact same question to everyone he came upon. Spiritual advisors, ski instructors,…
- Grey
- April 12, 2013
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Points Leagues
Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues: Meatloaf and Tehol Combine Forces to Blast Middle Relief and Roy Halladay
I would do anything for a title. I would do anything for a title. (Sing with me guys!) I wooooould doooo anythiiiiiing for a title. But…
- LT Murray IV
- April 12, 2013
- 38
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
That’s Fertilizer!
When one guy in a fight is named after a maximum security prison and the other guy is named after something Velma from Scooby Doo…
- Grey
- April 12, 2013
- 393
Fantasy Baseball Notes
“If I Could Turn Back Time…”
If I could find a way I'd take back those words that hurt you…. Damn you Cher. Damn you and your catchy songs. And damn…
- The Bender
- April 11, 2013
- 28
Closers
Bullpen Report
Much like the more ballyhooed Closer Report, the alternate week Bullpen Report covers everything that those dudes who get quality starts don't. It's starting again,…
- Smokey
- April 11, 2013
- 58
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: I Plead The Fif
Welcome to the brand new series called Bear or Bull. In this series, we will be talking about animals and how they relate to baseball…
- Jay
- April 11, 2013
- 62
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Yost Asks Holland If He Minds Going Dutch
Yost would tell you that Holland is still the closer, but Kelvin Herrera should be the closer in KC. No, there's no official closer change,…
- Grey
- April 11, 2013
- 560
fantasy baseball strategy
When Is A Streak Not A Streak Anymore?
Note: If you don't want the story, just scroll down to the bottom to see the statistical markers on how to tell the difference between…
- Jay
- April 10, 2013
- 116
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Prospect Power Rankings
Ranking prospects for fantasy purposes is a tricky exercise. Back in February, I rolled out my Top 50 Fantasy Prospects for 2013 (part 1, part…
- Scott Evans
- April 10, 2013
- 92
DraftKings
DraftKings – Chris Hansen Is On The Prowl For My Picks
Razzball Nation! Why don't you have a seat? Do you know why I'm here? It's because I'm about to recommend a Minor as your starting…
- JB Gilpin
- April 10, 2013
- 32
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
He Wept To Jered
Jered Weaver owners just found another reason to get down on one knee (although shelling out for a ring causes a similar sensation). Weaver will…
- Grey
- April 10, 2013
- 635
OPS Leagues
You Give Luck A Bad Name
The first week of the season is in our rearview mirror, Pearl Jam, and I’m seeing overreactions everywhere I turn around, Bonnie Tyler. Ask yourself…
- Tom Jacks
- April 9, 2013
- 90
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast — The One Where Nick And Rudy Go It Alone
Momma Albright was visiting so I wasn't able to get on the fantasy baseball podcast this week. Momma said to me (like she just got…
- Grey
- April 9, 2013
- 377
