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Cleveland Rocks Chicago’s Sox in Doubleheader

The Indians had themselves a good ol' fashioned hometown community pow-wow in Chicago yesterday, scoring 29 runs off 33 hits in Friday's double header. The…

  • Dan Pants
  • June 29, 2013
  • 87
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers

Two-Startapalooza — Week 14

We've run into another one of those weeks when it's probably best to avoid two-start streaming. It's not as despicable as we've gotten this season,…

  • Scott Evans
  • June 29, 2013
  • 54
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Does It Make Me Buy To Desire An Erasmo-Ram?

Okay, sue me for Safecoexual Erasment, but I need some Erasmo Ramirez right now. Who is stopping him? Joe Saunders, The Harangutan or is it…

  • Grey
  • June 28, 2013
  • 970
Points Leagues

He Has Risen: The Story of How L.A. Tried Keeping a Brotha Down

Greetings! It is I, Tehol Beddict, back again with more H2H and points League advice. You might ask yourself, "How are these posts any different…

  • LT Murray IV
  • June 28, 2013
  • 55
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Yanks Offense Decimated By Another Derek

For all you Jersey kids out there, yesterday's game title is, "Holland Tunnels Yanks." For all you Jersey kids out there who have been stuck…

  • Grey
  • June 28, 2013
  • 343
Closers

Closer Report

So at the middle post of the real year, the ever-changing scenarios that are closers continue to fire on. This week I am going to…

  • Smokey
  • June 27, 2013
  • 60
fantasy baseball keepers

Hisashi Say Smyly

Today, I listened to a podcast. In that podcast, the two hosts pontificated sharply about how isn't for real and that his success last year…

  • Terse
  • June 27, 2013
  • 66
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Tampa Bay R.A.y’d

You wanted to sell , but no one was buying. Seeing last year as a fluke. Said he couldn't do it again. Said you had…

  • Grey
  • June 27, 2013
  • 959
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Bear or Bull: Now Yasiel Me, Now You Don’t

This is me jumping on the bandwagon. Well, technically, I don't jump. I float. Why? Wait, are you asking why I float or why I'm…

  • Jay
  • June 26, 2013
  • 138
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Scouting the Unknown: Future Fantasy Schmohawks Edition

When you're perusing the latest prospect lists for the next fantasy star, the next Mike Trout or Manny Machado, it's important to keep in mind…

  • Scott Evans
  • June 26, 2013
  • 54
DraftKings

DraftKings – The Immediacy Of Bragging Rights

So I'm out of town this week, then all the sudden while I have left my upper lip unshaven and drinking a daiquiri (the latter…

  • JB Gilpin
  • June 26, 2013
  • 44
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Leonys’s Bonuses

's been lighting up the mainframe on the giant computer out of a bad 1950's sci-fi movie, but he's not the only Cuban. also hails…

  • Grey
  • June 26, 2013
  • 859
OPS Leagues

Nick, Push, Coast…

is one of those guys we love in OPS leagues. Yes, I will be referring to myself in the plural form. It’s easier to win…

  • Tom Jacks
  • June 25, 2013
  • 95
All Podcasts

The Razzball Podcast — The One Where We Talk Comics, Um, Graphic Novels

The guy who created my new (now old) avatar also did ones for Rudy and Nick (they're all below the fold), and that got us…

  • Grey
  • June 25, 2013
  • 574
Our Leagues

RCL Update: June 25

That's a Shame (Bold Predictions) continued to set the pace, while MasterofGrond (Waco Night Terrors - Imposing Sea Creatures) moved ahead of Slocemb If You…

  • VinWins
  • June 25, 2013
  • 8
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

I’m Gregor, I’m Gregor, He’s Pa-Gone

might be out the season, but will definitely be out until September. Too bad, so sad, don't forget to write, don't write too often, waste…

  • Grey
  • June 25, 2013
  • 503
Y to Z

The Brat

“See that little mound of dirt out there with the rubber in the middle? That's my concern. I don't have any problems, just concerns. And…

  • Paulie Allnuts
  • June 24, 2013
  • 28
NEWS

Peter, Peter, Steals Reaper?

After stealing only 3 bases in all of 2012, met that mark in the past ten games. It seems as though his hamstring is just…

  • Mike
  • June 24, 2013
  • 48
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Ike Can’t Promise But Ike Can Try

could return next weekend. In other words, he's moved one step closer to the plate in Metco. It only took him three months. He reminds…

  • Grey
  • June 24, 2013
  • 997
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Jam it or Cram it: Closepocalypse 2 – Electric Boogaloo

We are halfway through the fantasy season and it’s another week, another closepocalypse. Didn’t Smokey predict this back in March?! ’s job was outsourced, was…

  • The Guru
  • June 23, 2013
  • 106
Creeper of the Week

Creeper Of The Week: Check Out Dat Astro, Dominguez

The way you hit it. I can't believe it. I ain't never seen an Astro like dat...the way you swing it, you make my fantasy…

  • Sky
  • June 23, 2013
  • 64
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Minor Accomplishments: Week 12

I told you last week about the implications of Xander Bogaerts's Triple-A promotion. This week, we celebrate another Triple-A promotion, as the Mariners have bumped…

  • Scott Evans
  • June 23, 2013
  • 128
Deep Leagues

Deep Impact: PANAMA!

I wish there was some kind of baseball pun that could tie into PANAMA!, but I think it's good enough to stand on its own.…

  • Jay
  • June 22, 2013
  • 51
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Hector-rific in Win Over Royals

In mythology, Hector was the Trojan prince and the greatest warrior in the Trojan war. So step aside Brad Pitt, while you were fighting the…

  • Dan Pants
  • June 22, 2013
  • 103
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers

Two-Startapalooza — Week 13

The NBA season is over, thank god. The Heat won it all, so it played out exactly how we all thought it would when the…

  • Scott Evans
  • June 22, 2013
  • 121
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Pulling Upton My Big Boy Pants, They Need A Justin

The love has been sucked out of the room for . His fantasy value went skydiving. After it went Rocky Mountain climbing. He went from…

  • Grey
  • June 21, 2013
  • 1076
Points Leagues

Mike Trout: Baseball’s Version of LeBron James

Oh there's a shindig goin down in Miami ya'll! Part of me feels like I should hop on the next flight down there bringing only…

  • LT Murray IV
  • June 21, 2013
  • 68
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Benoit Is Joaquin To The Head Of The Line

When I told you to pick up yesterday, I was 85% sure he would close games until the Tigers traded for Papelbon, who will be…

  • Grey
  • June 21, 2013
  • 506
Y to Z

Jangling Around Gently As You Move

Six Rules for a Happy Life 1. Avoid fried meats, which angry up the blood. 2. If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify…

  • Paulie Allnuts
  • June 20, 2013
  • 47
Closers

Bullpen Report

So, the eventuality of Chris Perez's return to the back end of the Indians bullpen has hit a not foreseen bump in the road. I…

  • Smokey
  • June 20, 2013
  • 53
fantasy baseball keepers

Nobody Beats the Rizzo — Pre-Deadline Keeper Push

Today I had jury duty for the very first time. As a lot of you know, that means I sat in a room doing literally…

  • Terse
  • June 20, 2013
  • 85
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Nat-Gio Left Hanging Like Tribal Boobs

If you found us from Google due to this title, you might want National Geographic or an African safari forum where discussion quickly turns into…

  • Grey
  • June 20, 2013
  • 982
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Bear or Bull: What A Bunch of Buchholz

Did you miss me? Or did you not even realize I was gone for two weeks? Not cool man. Not cool. Well, after my little…

  • Jay
  • June 19, 2013
  • 69
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Prospect Power Rankings, Week 11

As expected, the passing of the Super Two deadline has decimated our list here. Six of our previous top ten are gone. Poof. That means…

  • Scott Evans
  • June 19, 2013
  • 93
DraftKings

DraftKings – Upping The Ante For Razzball Nation

Breaking news! The MLB season is doubling the season to 324 games.  There will now be 8 bases.  In the new Star Wars movies the character will…

  • JB Gilpin
  • June 19, 2013
  • 28
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Zack And Matt Make A Porno

The afternoon started with . He pitched a stellar 7 innings with 13 Ks, but Terry Collins sent him out there in the 8th after…

  • Grey
  • June 19, 2013
  • 954
All Podcasts

The Razzball Podcast — The One Where Rudy Unveils The Machine

Hello, Razzball nation, welcome back for another fantasy baseball podcast where Nick and I talk about cruise ships. If that doesn't help you win your…

  • Grey
  • June 18, 2013
  • 556
Our Leagues

RCL Update: June 18

That's a Shame (Bold Predictions) held on to the lead, though Slocemb If You Got Em did cut into it. In their own league, That's…

  • VinWins
  • June 18, 2013
  • 17
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Josh Johnson Finally Stops Putting The JJ In Vajayjay

looked solid yesterday (7 1/3 IP, 0 ER, 7 baserunners, 10 Ks vs. the Rockies). But Colorado away from home can be an easy match-up.…

  • Grey
  • June 18, 2013
  • 590
Pitcher Profiles

Pitcher Profile: Corey Kluber Owns Nats’ Bats

K:BB.  Mmmm can't think of a sexier group of three letters.  Double D's are nice but that's only two letters.  JB is only two letters.…

  • JB Gilpin
  • June 17, 2013
  • 191