Fantasy Razzball is the game where the goal is to manage the worst fantasy baseball team possible. You hope to find terrible players who don’t get sent to the minors. As in the RCL, a team’s points are multiplied by the League Competitive Index. The LCI is based on the total points of the top 8 teams per league. The overall standings can be found below. Points are credited as follows:
Hitters (AB = +2, H = -3, R = -4, HR = -6, RBI = -4, K = +2)
Pitchers (IP = -1, HR = +4, L = +8, K = -1, ER = +1.5, H+BB = +1).
You can find links to the six Fantasy Razzball leagues (along with the 64 RCLs) here.
The readers of Hire Jim Essian formed a Fantasy Razzball League this year, and they have produced the early overall leader. Facepalm United leads with 2193 points, over 200 ahead of Reading Rainbows (League of Bad). FU has hit just .222 with 35 home runs, while their pitchers have recorded 33 losses with an ERA of 5.28 and 1.48 WHIP. They have six hitters with over 100 points, led by Rickie Weeks at 196. Ike Davis was added on April 19th, and has contributed 138 points in just 66 ABs. Jeff Keppinger (125), Cliff Pennington (121), Adeiny Hechavarria (109), and Alex Gonzalez (102) round out their century-mark hitters. On the pitching side, three hurlers with 5 losses lead the way. Wily Peralta (125), Dan Haren (112), and Joe Blanton (107) pace the staff. Ricky Romero provided 54 points/IP with 18 in just a third of an inning. Jonathan Sanchez was also impressive, scoring over 6 points per inning in 13 and two thirds.
Top 10 Pitchers | Pts |
Philip Humber | 165.33 |
Joe Blanton | 159.83 |
Vance Worley | 157.83 |
Jarrod Parker | 137.83 |
Alex Sanabia | 130.67 |
Brandon Maurer | 128.83 |
Ryan Vogelsong | 125.17 |
Wily Peralta | 124.83 |
Lucas Harrell | 120.17 |
Joe Saunders | 119.83 |
Top 10 Batters | Pts |
B.J. Upton | 237 |
Ike Davis | 205 |
Rickie Weeks | 196 |
Danny Espinosa | 187 |
Josh Hamilton | 166 |
Jeff Keppinger | 158 |
Ruben Tejada | 156 |
Justin Smoak | 155 |
Plácido Polanco | 155 |
Dustin Ackley | 154 |
Last 14 Days | Pts |
Ike Davis | 99 |
Danny Espinosa | 94 |
Yuniesky Betancourt | 83 |
Carlos Gómez | 79 |
Michael Saunders | 79 |
Ruben Tejada | 72 |
Kevin Slowey | 70.33 |
Rickie Weeks | 70 |
Scott Diamond | 69.83 |
Jeremy Guthrie | 67.5 |
Rank | Team | League | PTS |
1 | Facepalm United | Sons of Jim Essian | 2193.00 |
2 | Reading Rainbows | League of Bad | 1961.01 |
3 | hannover bohemians | Aztec 2 Step | 1872.36 |
4 | Baltimore Scorioles | Razz On | 1846.04 |
5 | Don Drapper | League of Bad | 1822.83 |
6 | The Joaquin Deduno | Aztec 2 Step | 1822.59 |
7 | Ugly Dickshot | Sons of Jim Essian | 1750.43 |
8 | Anthapologists | Razz On | 1745.27 |
9 | Losing | League of Bad | 1719.54 |
10 | Chuck Norris’s Beard | Razz On | 1719.52 |
11 | Ron Swansons | Sons of Jim Essian | 1713.99 |
12 | Newark Diseased Eels | Aztec 2 Step | 1686.11 |
13 | Mendoza Mashers | Razz On | 1665.94 |
14 | Freaks and Geeks | Razz On | 1660.24 |
15 | Scrubs and Schlubs | Aztec 2 Step | 1658.12 |
16 | Cheese Stands Alone | Rotisseriously Awful | 1657.16 |
17 | JeffLoria’s FireSale | Razz North | 1638.00 |
18 | 2013 NY Mets | Aztec 2 Step | 1623.10 |
19 | Jedd Gyorkoff | Sons of Jim Essian | 1592.72 |
20 | Tecmo Ballz | Rotisseriously Awful | 1573.22 |
21 | Vin Loss | Razz On | 1566.05 |
22 | The Buddies Quaid | League of Bad | 1557.62 |
23 | Inge All-Stars | Aztec 2 Step | 1557.02 |
24 | ManwichMen | Razz On | 1539.43 |
25 | Revenge of the Lawn | Razz North | 1512.81 |
26 | Sandlot Kids | Rotisseriously Awful | 1495.86 |
27 | Mountain Dew Kid | League of Bad | 1489.54 |
28 | Snafu Larry | Razz North | 1468.83 |
29 | Kermit’s Hermits | Sons of Jim Essian | 1464.36 |
30 | Stinky | League of Bad | 1437.31 |
31 | Twisted ‘Roid | Aztec 2 Step | 1435.13 |
32 | The wrong Mcguires | Razz On | 1430.37 |
33 | The Civilians | Rotisseriously Awful | 1427.00 |
34 | Wampa Masters | Razz North | 1374.38 |
35 | Mr. April | Rotisseriously Awful | 1373.24 |
36 | exactly | Aztec 2 Step | 1341.06 |
37 | Jr. Spivey Fan Club | Rotisseriously Awful | 1332.96 |
38 | Eff the Goat | Sons of Jim Essian | 1326.05 |
39 | Terra Bulls | Razz North | 1317.78 |
40 | Yunibombers | League of Bad | 1305.37 |
41 | 81 Mariners | Rotisseriously Awful | 1282.72 |
42 | Bowels of Sucktitude | Razz North | 1260.07 |
43 | Joaquin on Arias | Sons of Jim Essian | 1256.57 |
44 | Booms-ya! | Sons of Jim Essian | 1245.27 |
45 | uyufkfkfk | League of Bad | 1221.62 |
46 | G-astros-enteritis | Razz North | 1212.14 |
47 | Baker’s Toothpick | Rotisseriously Awful | 1209.05 |
48 | Houston Lastros | Razz On | 1190.30 |
49 | Limp Wrist All-Stars | Razz North | 1179.19 |
50 | Cold comfort | Razz North | 1148.92 |
51 | Razzball jaywrong’s | Aztec 2 Step | 1117.55 |
52 | Kings of Failon | Aztec 2 Step | 1051.63 |
53 | Natty O’s | Razz North | 883.25 |
54 | Dulce Maldonaldo | Sons of Jim Essian | 753.10 |
55 | Hit bombs bone moms | Sons of Jim Essian | 469.57 |
56 | what the hellicksons | League of Bad | 409.46 |
57 | Cannonball Titcomb | Rotisseriously Awful | 174.14 |
58 | Dalmore Rangers | Rotisseriously Awful | 173.99 |
59 | Chuck Norris | League of Bad | 38.59 |
60 | Longboard Brewery | Razz On | -200.14 |