It’s your favorite hour of the week!  The Not Not News is back with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. This week, a Dartmouth professor makes her way into the Guinness Book of World Records by constructing a 9-foot tall gaming joystick. Then a bear walks into a 7-11 to use their hand sanitizer, and Will Smith (the actor) opens up about some sexual disorders he’s struggled with in the past.

Listen to the entire show below, now 100% free of charge!

Here are this week’s stories so you can follow along:

Guinness World Records 2022 honors 9-foot gaming joystick created by Dartmouth College professor

Bear strolls into 7-Eleven, uses hand sanitizer as worker screams ‘get out!’

Will Smith Revealed He Once Developed A “Psychosomatic Reaction” To Orgasms