It’s your favorite hour of the week!  The Not Not News is back with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. This week, a man gives himself a tattoo on an airplane and passengers are outraged. Then a woman is held hostage by a villainous possum and half of America’s kids think bacon is a vegetable.

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Here are this week’s stories so you can follow along:

Plane passengers outraged after they catch man giving himself a tattoo

Distressed woman tells cops a possum is holding her ‘hostage’ at home

Nearly Half of American Kids Think Bacon Is a Vegetable