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by: Grey
Since Luke Keaschall (2-for-4, 3 RBIs and his 1st homer) has been out for most of the season, let’s do a refresher. If you’re in the south, his name is Keasch’all. In the north, it’s “Pop.” In Minnesota, it’s Minne-Soda. In the Mid-Atlantic, it’s Soder. In Philly, it’s Darin Ruf. In Jersey, it’s Darin Roof. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Let’s start things off a bit spicy this week with some Red Hot Chili Peppers. There’s plenty of material to draw on here, but it’d be tough not to think of this tune when I’m watching a certain Red Sox starting pitcher continue to rack up quality starts. So feel free […]
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Eugenio Suarez goes back to the Mariners, and you have to imagine it’ll be nice for him to see some familiar faces and sights. Flying into the city again for the first time, Eugenio looks out at the Space Needle, wistfully, he asks, “When did they add that Giant Peach?” It’s gotta be nice for […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Wow! It’s been a full week since I wrote something up and, to be honest, it feels like I’ve been gone for a month. I hope you’ve all been doing well as we head into the dog days of summer and have managed to find some time to chill out (literally […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?You know when Josh Naylor rocks the baby rounding the bases? It wasn’t rocking the baby all that time. Nope. This is like an M. Night twist. This is Wee Bey in The Wire GIF in disbelief. This is Keyzer Söze losing the limp. The whole time Naylor was playing charades for you to say […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy All-Star Break, Razzball faithful! Well, we made it! The All-Star break is here, and it’s a good time to check in on our Top 100 Starting Pitchers to see which ones are performing well enough to be named to their respective All-Star teams. It’s a nice, calm, and relaxing week for everyone, right? Trea […]
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Janson Junk? Call Sanford & Son because I accidentally threw away the wrong Junk! To the tune of any folk song, “Take this Bibee off my hands and give me that Junk. Enjoy this Pfaadt one, I’ll take the Junky one. Please let my pain Cease and take Dylan. I’ll take your Junk.” Spoken word […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Another day, another insane Phillies’ starter goes HAM, not as in Taylor or cured honey, but as in HARD AS A MOTHERFUDGER. Only he didn’t say fudger, he said the mother of all curses, and he thought, “If it’s Hard As A, wouldn’t it be HAAM? Then it’s basically HAIM and it’s the best singing […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! We’re officially halfway through April this week! We’ve got the excitement of surprising starts, the giddiness of percolating breakouts, and, of course, the reality that is starting pitcher injuries. Because, of course, there are injuries. So many Eflin injuries. We hear it every Spring. “I can’t believe how many of my […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Last week we looked at MacKenzie Gore’s impressive line of 6 IP, 1 H, 0 BB, 0 ER, 13 Ks and wondered if his man-handling of a potent Phillies lineup was a sign of things to come. I moved “Big MacK”, up our Top 100 Starting Pitchers list last week, but […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! What A Gore-geous Opening Week! It’s been chilly in these parts for the past few days, but having baseball back is enough to melt even the frostiest of hearts. I wrote a lot of this on Saturday afternoon, then edited it last night after my AL-Only home auction draft finished, so […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Last week, I gave you a breakdown of our TGFBI league’s draft with a write-up on the starters that both The Lineup Builder and I chose from our respective draft slots. That was a pretty extensive breakdown of arms, and I hope it helped you gather up some information about certain […]
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