Getting back into the baseball season after the break is like you’re starting to fall behind people in roller derby and some giant lady slingshots you back into the race — swoosh! Brienne of Tarth has boomerang’d your 5′ 7″ and three-quarters of an inch, macho, lady-frame into first place in that roller derby and […]
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Ryne Nelson
Please see our player page for Ryne Nelson to see projections for today, the next 7 days and rest of season as well as stats and gamelogs designed with the fantasy baseball player in mind.
Happy All-Star Break, Razzball faithful! Well, we made it! The All-Star break is here, and it’s a good time to check in on our Top 100 Starting Pitchers to see which ones are performing well enough to be named to their respective All-Star teams. It’s a nice, calm, and relaxing week for everyone, right? Trea […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Before the season, I took my Brandon Woodruff expectations out behind the barn, administered them their Last Rites, then I put them down. Went inside and gathered Ma and Baby Jethro and told them there won’t be anymore Brandon Woodruff expectations around these parts anymore. Baby Jethro cried in my arms and Ma said, “Brandon […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Another day, another insane Phillies’ starter goes HAM, not as in Taylor or cured honey, but as in HARD AS A MOTHERFUDGER. Only he didn’t say fudger, he said the mother of all curses, and he thought, “If it’s Hard As A, wouldn’t it be HAAM? Then it’s basically HAIM and it’s the best singing […]
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We are at the halfway point of the season. To celebrate, have an actually pretty good group of two start pitchers! What follows are our projections at time of writing as to who will be making two-starts this week, but weather, injuries, and secretive team management mean they are just that: projections. To stay as […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?How about Framber Suarez! I mean, how about Ranger Valdez! Ramber Suadez! Frager Valrez! How about them all? Can you not put your hands together and celebrate good pitching without them being aces? You’re such a try-hard with your, “Ooh, I need aces,” and I’m like, “These guys are good enough for you,” all preseason, […]
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DFS: I Think I’ll Just Crochet Tonight
June 24, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, DFS, DraftKings, Fantasy Baseball DFS | 1 Commentby: Professor P Rich
It’s June 24th, everyone, and we have a ton of info as regards this MLB season. In fact, we can pinpoint the best plays and will likely hit on a bunch of those picks. However, not every “best play” will hit, which makes rostering the higher owned “best plays” a losing move in DFS. We […]
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Marlins’ Batters Got Cristophried
June 19, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 218 Commentsby: Grey
Philadelphia Phillies is such a funny name. It’s like the California Calis or the New York Yorkies. How’d that get through 150 years of name changes to get to us? ACKSUALLY, I wonder if it’s because it’s such an old name it’s how it’s here. The name is from 1883, and back then people would […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Angels Get Kirbystomped
June 8, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 384 Commentsby: Grey
George Kirby (7 IP, 2 ER, 2 hits, zero walks, 14 Ks, ERA at 6.53) and okay. I mean, ha, okay. Where the eff has that been? I’ll tell you where it seemed to come from yesterday. Angels had a brilliant game plan. I watched a piece of this game and the Angels decided not […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? A Memorial Day For Vet Pitchers
May 26, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 254 Commentsby: Grey
Hope everyone had a great Memorial Day! Let’s honor our vets by looking at the way vet pitchers adapt despite their best selves no longer shiny and new. I’m reminded of Justin Verlander. Not this year’s Verlander. That guy is just old and dusty. I’m reminded of Verlander under Dusty. When he looked gassed and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?There’s underwhelming weeks for two start options, and then there’s this week. Yuck. Not only are the Chocolate Chip and Sugar Cookies in short supply, but even the Oatmeal Raisins are lacking in quantity. (They’re also lacking in quality.) If you’re someone who comes here looking for options to chase after on the waiver wire […]
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Hello once again, Razzballers! And happy holiday weekend to all out there celebrating. Enjoy those BBQs, beverages, and agonizing roster decisions this long weekend. I know it’s an arbitrary cutoff, but Memorial Day weekend (end of May) does feel like a momentous turning point in the fantasy baseball calendar. First, it is really the time […]
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