Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Last week, I wrote about how this time of the year is a tough one to navigate when you’re deciding on which starting pitchers to activate from week to week. Many teams are managing their pitchers’ workloads, skipping rotation pieces, and calling up young arms for spot starts. Other teams that […]
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Be Vewy Vewy Quiet, We’re Hunt(er)ing Woo-bits!
September 20, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Notes | 4 Commentsby: MarmosDad
Wait, you mean, you want me to cover another Friday night roundup, and it just so happens to be another Friday night where the Mariners are giving the ball to Bryan Woo? I don’t know if Dan Pants has been stricken with the same illness that a lot of the AL West hitters have suffered […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! We’re almost done! And if you’re anything like me at this point, you’re wondering, “What are the two most important things that warrant attention as we round out the fantasy season?” Well, I’ve got some good news for you in the form of a couple of fancy bulleted sentences. Your early […]
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Blue Jays Go Prospecting At The Olde Imperialist Anthropologist Shoppe
September 14, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 168 Commentsby: Grey
Setting up fifteen VPN redirects so no one can find my exact location. Now that I’m securely camouflaged, I carefully google, “Is Trey Yesavage related to Shelly Miscavige?” Google returns the top search result, “We know where you are Grey, and we’re watching you.” Rips tin foil hat off head and fills out paperwork to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Buy D-Lile, Buy D-Lile-la-lile-la-lile-la-la-lile-la-lile
September 12, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 131 Commentsby: Grey
If you say “Daylen Lile fast,” I say, “He is.” If you pronounce “Daylen Lile” fast, I say, “Don’t do that, you sound kinda racist.” If you say “Daylen Lile is strong,” I say, “He is compared to me.” If you say, “How strong are you?” I’ll say, “Not very.” If you say “Daylen Lile […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 100 Starting Pitchers: The Return Of The Mac(Lean)
September 8, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 6 Commentsby: MarmosDad
Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! The Fantasy Gods have blessed us with some pretty sweet and savory starts from the rookie class of 2025. Jacob Misiorowski? All he did was cause a country-wide uproar when he was named to the All-Star team. Chase Burns? Oh, he didn’t do much. Other than fire 101 MPH heaters by […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Suarez & Seattle Mount Atlanta And Kick Them In Rainier
September 7, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 205 Commentsby: Grey
Nothing is normal in Seattle this year. It’s like grunge has returned but as a clean-shaven Buddy Holly Happy Days music. Coffee is now tea, and the space needle is shooting adrenaline directly into our hearts. This team is an offensive juggernaut, emphasis on jugger, deemphasize naut. They were in Atlanta yesterday, who is also […]
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Fantasy Baseball H2H Streamers – Week 23
September 7, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Streamers, Featured | 2 CommentsI want to take you guys behind the scenes before presenting you with this week’s streamers. My prep for this article is usually printing out next week’s schedule and then finding 5-10 streamers that I like. I always limit that down to a handful of extensive write-ups, but this week is different. My list this […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Gambling On September Callups Brought To You By Kenny Rogers’ Rosters
September 1, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 187 Commentsby: Grey
I’m not one to yearn for the long-gone, halcyon days, waning nostalgic for the old stuff. Faster games are nice, I like the pitch clock and I don’t miss watching pitchers hit. 40-man rosters though? Ah, the salad days. Back in the day (2019), rosters would turn from a soda can to a Foster’s. We’d […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, and welcome to September, Razzball faithful! So last weekend, when I took the kids to the Neil Young concert, we had some time to kill beforehand. As luck would have it, the concert venue was located inside the same place where the annual “Toronto Exhibition” is held. The Ex is kind of like […]
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Two Start Cookie Shop: September 1-7
August 31, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 9 Commentsby: Latch-Key Kid
It’s September! You know what that means. It means the boilerplate warning every week that this list is based on projected starts and not a guarantee of what teams will actually do becomes even more necessary. In the last couple weeks, we’ve already seen multiple teams make use of six-man rotations either to allow guys […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Mets Slip Some Tong Into Rotation
August 26, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 119 Commentsby: Grey
Have you seen Jonah Tong? He looks like Tim Lincecum had sex with Tim Lincecum, and their baby would be Jonah Tong. Call Jonah Tong: Inceptioncum. ACKSUALLY, if k.d. lang had sex with k.d. lang, then Lincecum and Linceum’s baby and lang and lang’s baby stepped into The Fly teleporter at the same time and, […]
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