To quote one of the great poets of our time, as Pitbull said, “Hello, my name is not Mr. Right…” Something-something for a few lines then, “…But Imma be your Mr. Right Now. Right now, right now, right now….” Mr. Bull is exactly right (now). All that is right for, uh, now in fantasy baseball […]
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Parker Meadows
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Buy D-Lile, Buy D-Lile-la-lile-la-lile-la-la-lile-la-lile
September 12, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 131 Commentsby: Grey
If you say “Daylen Lile fast,” I say, “He is.” If you pronounce “Daylen Lile” fast, I say, “Don’t do that, you sound kinda racist.” If you say “Daylen Lile is strong,” I say, “He is compared to me.” If you say, “How strong are you?” I’ll say, “Not very.” If you say “Daylen Lile […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Red Sox Calling Up Rookie Arms Early And Often
September 9, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 93 Commentsby: Grey
Connelly Early (5 IP, 0 ER, 6 baserunners, 11 Ks) was called up by the Red Sox. He sounds like a character in The Banshees of Inisherin who you can’t understand a word they’re saying, so you put on subtitles but the subtitles are phonetic and also impossible to understand so you just nod along […]
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Outfields In Flux, Injury Returns And Trade Deadline On Tap
July 22, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 15 Commentsby: Disco Stu
Baseball is back, and the trade deadline looms next week. What better time than an edition of “Outfielders in Flux”? Well, after the deadline is probably a better time. But now beats most everything else as we try to get ahead of any moves. Injured guys return, others might get traded, etc. Since we play […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Cincy Suits Psyche Fans With Burns Notice
June 22, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 313 Commentsby: Grey
Chase Burns will be called up for Tuesday. Mr. Burns if you’re nasty or Smithers. Chase if you’re patio furniture or on the show Cops. CB if you’re a terrible ump with the last name Bucknor. Cha-Bu if you’re ordering something in a Korean restaurant and mispronouncing it. He is coming. The 2nd overall pick […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?One thing we all learn quickly in Fantasy baseball is Object Permenance…or really lack thereof. Just when we are sure we have a handle on playing time, it changes on a dime, often for no perceptible reason. The Rays always confound us, but oddly enough, they have a predictable lineup for the moment. Lots of […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Rangers bend Ober and brutalized him (4 2/3 IP, 7 ER, ERA at 4.40). The once-every-six-weeks trouncing? The every-month-and-a-half frog-marching? The every 45th-day scrub-stomping? Sucks, man! It is very not good at all! Kinda hard to work up a general sense of appeasement when your fantasy team’s being Abu Ghraib’d until it confesses war crimes, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Buy Tiger PM And Sleep Easy
June 6, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 304 Commentsby: Grey
Here’s what I wrote in November of last year, “Went back and searched my posts for every mention of the word “sleeper” until the All-Star Break. So, if I said, “(player’s name) was going to be a 2025 fantasy baseball sleeper,” I made note of it with a slash. By the time I was done, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Take advantage of terrible matchups. That would be my advice to the guys on my fantasy team. I don’t care if you get wiped off by the nastiest deGrom slider like you’re in a 50’s noir movie and the director is wiping to the next scene that you’re not in. Or if you’re getting goosed […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Mariners Seem Young To Get A Cole In As 2B
June 1, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 379 Commentsby: Grey
Mariners called up Cole Young. Cole world, ah, Cole world. Watch out, here comes my altar ego, B. Fire. Bringing da…FIRE! Cole Cole World Yeah First time, he’s Cole’d up, A 2nd baseman pup, The new Mariners homey, They wanna rosterbate, ironically goodbye, Mastrobouni, Or later, Leo Rivas, If Raleigh sits on your head, you’re […]
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What’s cookin’ out there, all my Razz Chefs? I’m travelling this weekend en route to a vacation, so no intro for me this week. Let’s dive right into the suggested adds and corresponding bids. The stats and roster rates below are updated as of noon central time on 5/30. As always, if you want advice […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Is anyone struggling with pitching? I know there’s bad pitchers, but my word my pitching is good in just about every league. My hitting? Oh, that’s a mess in multiple leagues. Look at this insanity: I am howling at how bad my hitting is. Gunnar, Yordan, Jazz, and Butler are my top bats. Strike through […]
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