As someone who works in accounting for my normie job, I know the fascination with deadlines and their ability to spur action. In the accounting world, that action is certainly derogatory and manifests in the form of much procrastination and subsequent scrambling. The deadlines, among many other factors like numbers, spreadsheets, and detailed analysis, are […]
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Eli White
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Buy Some Add Time On The Wetherholt Channel
August 8, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 175 Commentsby: Grey
As you might’ve heard on our last podcast, August 15th is the target date for when teams can call up prospects and have just the right amount of service time manipulation. The Goldilocks of service time manipulation. See, prospects cannot exceed 45 days in the majors and be eligible for the Rookie of the Year […]
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Rolling In The Deep: Hitting The Midsummer Wall(s)
August 8, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Rolling In The Deep | 5 Commentsby: Laura Holt
Hello again, friends! Well, somehow we are suddenly a week into August, and if you listen carefully, you can almost hear the footsteps of the fantasy crowd slowly but surely marching over to the land of fantasy football. It’s getting more difficult by the day to feel invested in a disappointing baseball team, real or […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Keaschall’s Back And Luking Good
August 5, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 172 Commentsby: Grey
Since Luke Keaschall (2-for-4, 3 RBIs and his 1st homer) has been out for most of the season, let’s do a refresher. If you’re in the south, his name is Keasch’all. In the north, it’s “Pop.” In Minnesota, it’s Minne-Soda. In the Mid-Atlantic, it’s Soder. In Philly, it’s Darin Ruf. In Jersey, it’s Darin Roof. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Guardians Of The Kayfusy
August 3, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 248 Commentsby: Grey
C.J. Kayfus (1-for-4, 1 run, hitting 8th) was called up on Saturday by the Guardians. [money exchanges hands] That’s two unnamed Guards pitchers, who had some small action on him not being called up until September. Nothing big, what’s $500,000 between friends? Prospect Itch said back in December, “A six-foot, 192 lb third-round pick in […]
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Another close look at the middle infield depth charts of an entire division. This time, we tackle the star-loaded NL East.
Please, blog, may I have some more?We all have those moments from media that just get absolutely seared into our adolescent brains for one reason or another. One that has crossed over into a foundational piece of my cerebral cortex, becoming more of a feelings-based gif that plays over and over, is a scene from Mickey And The Beanstalk in which […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Roman Anthony Buying Window Closing In V, IV, III…
May 2, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 397 Commentsby: Grey
Roman Anthony is objectively a cool name. Perfection, no notes. Not like Nick Kurtz. No offense to his hitting, but, if I were to critique that, I’d say it’s too close to Dick Hurtz. It should’ve been Dick Kurtz to clearly nod at the groin allusion or they should’ve went with, like, Jerry Kurtz. Jerrish […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy May, my friends, and I hope that the first month-plus of the baseball season has treated you well. If you had Eugenio Suarez and Brandon Nimmo in your active lineup this past week, you’re probably sitting pretty near the top of your hitting standings. If you were counting on the Jake Burgers, Matt Shaws, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? The Pete Crow Medicine Show Keeps Coming Armstrong
April 23, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 410 Commentsby: Grey
How did the Cubs turn Wrigley, an extreme pitchers’ park, into an extreme hitters’ park, and why do I think I don’t know her name, but that girl goes by She Nanigans? Did they tell some Cubs fan that New York pizza is better than Chicago pizza, hand them a bat and let them beat […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 100 Outfielders for 2025 Fantasy Baseball
February 3, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 64 Commentsby: Grey
We’re deep, deep, deep, and these guys might not be playable. The top 100 outfielders for 2025 fantasy baseball are your flyers in most leagues, and your 5th and 6th outfielders in deep leagues. Keep in mind, we have NL-Only rankings, and AL-Only rankings. If you have no need for these outfielders in your league, think […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Reds Bats Nyet Worth A Ruble Against Skubal
July 7, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 261 Commentsby: Grey
Tarik Skubal (7 IP, 1 ER, 3 hits, zero walks, 13 Ks, ERA at 2.37) pitched like the ace he is. This is not shortchanging that (which is what I say when I’m about to shortchange someone), but the Reds’ lineup is hilariously awful. They have a .150 hitter hitting 5th, .183 hitter in the […]
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