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by: Grey
A creepy guy in a long trench coat, “Hey, wanna see something?” He flashes open his coat and inside the coat is dozens of corner infielders. That’s the Reds. They are the horniest anyone’s ever been for a corner infielder. Honestly, I didn’t even know that was a fetish, but I am not here to […]
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Yesterday was the day of doubleheaders and no one had a bigger doubleheader…Damn it, Darren Aronofsky, all I can think about is Jennifer Connelly in Requiem for a Dream! Seriously, he ruined me for not only any mention of doubleheaders but I just hear the word “double” and I start to think I know where […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Everyone loves a dynamic duo. Frodo and Sam. Iron Man and Spider-Man. Kelder and the toilet. Apologies if you waited with bated breath for my Corners Report last week. Sunday and Monday, I was waylaid by a nasty bug, and had a lot to catch up on, so I wasn’t able to do the research […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?How about Framber Suarez! I mean, how about Ranger Valdez! Ramber Suadez! Frager Valrez! How about them all? Can you not put your hands together and celebrate good pitching without them being aces? You’re such a try-hard with your, “Ooh, I need aces,” and I’m like, “These guys are good enough for you,” all preseason, […]
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“Now, taking the stage, at the Pitching Coach Pulitzers for 2025, we have Jeremy Hefner of the New York Metropolitans and ‘Whoever the pitching coach is for the Royals my Google stopped working in early February when they started rolling out their AI product.’ Let’s see who the winner is…Wow, it’s all of us for […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Razzfolks! It’s a lovely championship weekend — not only the NBA and NHL, but also the Tetris World Championships! You know what I’m most excited for? No long bar droughts! Also SGA to whoop the Pacers, and for Canada to bring the Stanley Cup home. Meanwhile over here in baseball land, we’re still a month before the All-Star break, and honestly, it feels like the doldrums of the season. The freshness of April has passed. The trade market hasn’t warmed up yet. And yet, we’ve still got some hot players to add to your struggling teams. Let’s check them out!
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by: The Educator
Back in my 20s, which is now 25 years ago, lifting weights was my exercise of choice. Bench press. Shoulder press. Tricep raises. Curls. Extensions. All of those things. I’ve recently tapped into my past, trying to get back into the weight game and recover those glorious large arms that have somehow lost their bulk […]
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Updating things is often a struggle in Kelder Land. For work, I have been wearing polos and khakis now for over 20 years. My phone, no reason to get a new one unless the battery has gone bad. My truck is a 2008 Silverado. My marriage is 20 years old, but that’s a good thing […]
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Carmen Mlodzinski optioned to the minors, and the Pirates called up Mike Burrows, which is a bizarre way to spell Bubba Chandler. MLB teams are so goofy with how they don’t promote their best players. Can you imagine any other sport being like this? “He’s our best running back, so he’s going to spend a […]
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by: Mike Couillard
All of the buzz in the baseball blogosphere this week has been over the strike zone adjustments that were revealed in this report from The Athletic in which the league is dealing with the fallout of how umpires are being graded on zone calls. And hello to the future Havard Business Review piece on the […]
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There’s plenty more “exciting” names to talk about in this opening than Josh H. Smith. There’s plenty more exciting names to talk about without the scare quotes. Sometimes, we have to be mature adults when we’re playing fantasy baseball and eat our vegetables (vegetables we don’t enjoy, such as Brussels sprouts, and not good vegetables […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Not picking on the O’s, but if they’re gonna keep rolling over, I’m gonna keep riding the Zamboni. Orioles have scored 130 runs on the year; the White Sux scored 127. Don’t give the White Sux a run for their money with being lousy. That should go without saying. Yesterday, Pablo Lopez got his chance […]
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