Paul Goldschmidt homered yesterday for the 2nd time in two games and third in his last four games. He’s also hitting around .400 in the last week. Goldschmidt may have had some Growing Pains, but don’t call him Tracey. Neil Young and I have been searchin’ for a heart of Goldschmidt, and finally AuShizz is […]
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The Fourth Yoenis Brother Tours Japan With His Pop
March 30, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 128 Commentsby: Grey
Yoenis Cespedes homered in yesterday’s second day of kinda real baseball played about six hours before I wake up. I wonder where Cespedes is being drafted now. When Rudy and I took our giant beach balls to early March drafts and took Cespedes in a bunch of drafts, he was going cheap. I wonder if […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Boys Of Summer Are Gone – I Hope You’re Happy, Don Henley
September 29, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 79 Commentsby: Grey
On the first day of the season, I said something profound and uplifting. Don’t go back to look. I’m sure I did. Today, I’m like Mark Twain talking about summer in San Francisco but less pithy. The coldest winter I ever spent was the last day of the baseball season. It’s metaphorical, friend. Trust me. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Borderline Fantasy Baseball Starters, Week 26
September 22, 2011 | fantasy baseball strategy | 63 Commentsby: Grey
This is it, fellas and three girl readers. The last train is leaving the station. The giddy has just about got up and went. It’s your last chance and I’d throw every single pitcher, not just the ones I have listed here if it meant the difference in my league. You need to do what […]
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Fantasy Baseball Two Start Starters, Week 12
June 18, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 29 Commentsby: Smokey
Welcome to week 12, please wipe your feet before you enter. For most leagues this week is the halfway point. Peripheral stats are darn near impossible to make up this late in the season, but the impossible is what fuels fantasy fires. Not the ones started by Drew Barrymore though. So if you’re in a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Fantasy Baseball Two Start Starters, Week 8
May 21, 2011 | Two Start Fantasy Starters | 27 Commentsby: Smokey
This week offers some slim and very unattractive pickings for low end two start options. Although I guess we should take anything considering the world was supposed to end today. There seems to be a lot of either already owned pitchers or a lot of guys that you may have dropped two or three times […]
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Cliff Lee Moves In Silence Like Lasagna
April 15, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 109 Commentsby: Grey / Rudy
Cliff Lee aka The Adverb got through the Gnats like a subject and a predicate. Pitches so sharp, Lee will cut your head off. Selig is the commissioner. You no wanna start Leezy, he is the Finisher. Stop playin’, he do it like a King do. Pitch! Lee flow like scuba, pitch, Lee’s bold like Cuba […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 60 Starters, 2011 Fantasy Baseball
January 28, 2011 | 2011 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 47 Commentsby: Grey
In our 2011 fantasy baseball rankings, we’ve gone over so many flippin’ players I’ve lost track. This is, I believe, the top 60 starters for 2011 fantasy baseball, but you’re best to check the title to be sure. If it is indeed the top 60 starters, then you’re in luck. Only a few more […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 40 Starters, 2010 Fantasy Baseball
November 4, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 62 Commentsby: Grey
So, how’s everyone holding up without baseball every day? I don’t know what to do with myself! Yesterday, I wandered into a Starbucks and told the coffeerista about Carlos Gonzalez for 2011. We’ve gone over the final 2010 fantasy baseball rankings for hitters and the top 20 starters. There’s only one of these godforsaken recap […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Callaspo Joins “Of Maicer Men” Cast
July 23, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 75 Commentsby: Grey
Alberto Callaspo was traded to the Angels. Exactly what the Angels needed, a light hitting infielder. Oh, wait, no they don’t. Why’d they get Callaspo? To get Mel Gibson to be interested in the team? Oh, wait, that was Apocalypto. Anyone see that movie? I like the part where Mel’s like, “I will slap the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Jake Peavy was walking off the field before the trainers even got to him. On a scale of bad signs, that’s around a 9. That’s on a scale of 1 to 8. The good news is it’s not his arm. It’s his dorsi muscle. Peavy’s a dolphin? Put down your noisemakers, it’s not that good […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?In case you were on a three day bender with Michael Madsen, Troy Tulowitzki will miss up to 8 weeks with a broken wrist. It’s old news by now, but sometimes you just wanna know what Grey has to say. Hey, hey, hey. Wrists are tricky things for hitters. I wouldn’t be surprised if Tulo […]
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