So it’s not really the 2nd half mark in the fantasy baseball season, but it’s the All-Star Break so what else are we going to talk about? The newest Real World? Why would you put them in Cancun and then say they can’t drink in public? Go put restrictions on the castmates of 16 and […]
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2009 Fantasy Baseball Rankings
Casey Kotchman, 2009 Fantasy Sleeper
March 18, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 48 Commentsby: Grey
Because Casey Kotchman is most noteworthy (in my eyes) for having the longest known case of mononucleosis, it makes sense he’d be considered a sleeper. Only, not necessarily, a fantasy baseball sleeper. More like a Prince Valium one. After the trade to the Braves last year, Casey Kotchman hit 2/20/.237. “Write him off as a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Best 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft
March 11, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Draft Strategy | 58 Commentsby: Grey
I went through my top 100 and top 300 for 2009 fantasy baseball and I chose a guy every 12 or so picks to make up my ideal team if I were in a Razzball Commenter League (so 12 team, 5×5, 5 OFs, etc.). Obviously this is a team I probably would never get, because […]
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March 5, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 28 Commentsby: Grey
There’s no Reyes, Rollins or Hanley on this list of shortstops. This list is guys that can be had later in your drafts if you’ve punted shortstop or still are looking for a middle infielder. Look at this as a supplement to the top 20 shortstops of 2009 fantasy baseball list. If you’re feeling especially […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Evan Longoria, 2009 Fantasy Breakdown
March 3, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 45 Commentsby: Grey
Is Evan Longoria a 2nd round pick? Grey, me, I seemed to think so when I wrote up my 2009 fantasy baseball, top 20. Or did Grey, me, I get swept away with Evan Longoria like Guy Ritchie in the arms of Madonna circa 1999? Did I lose the ability to rank Evan Longoria like […]
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February 27, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 33 Commentsby: Grey
All of these rookies are worth grabbing at the right spot, but I wouldn’t reach for any of them. Sorry if that sounds boring, but sometimes Grey needs to instill some right-wing fantasy baseball conservatism into the equation. Longoria, Soto, Tulowitzki, Braun, Michael J. Fox in the first year of Family Ties, etc. panned out. […]
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February 23, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 46 Commentsby: Grey
Finally, we come to the end of the 2009 fantasy baseball rankings. (Can we start games already?) Okay, you know that I like Rickie Weeks better than Howie Kendrick in the top twenty 2nd basemen for 2009. You know I like Conor Jackson better than James Loney as seen at the top twenty 1st basemen […]
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February 23, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 47 Commentsby: Grey
In 2009, the ESPN fantasy baseball rankings were found inside Matthew Berry’s boob-shaped ice cubes and were later thawed out. These rankings were then transcribed by an intern who had nothing for breakfast but a Bloody Mary that was heavy on the Tabasco. Anyway, let’s look at a few choice selections in the top 30 […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 80 Outfielders for 2009 Fantasy Baseball
February 22, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 12 Commentsby: Grey
Here we are at the last of the 2009 fantasy baseball rankings before we get to the top 300 for 2009 fantasy baseball. Some of these top 80 outfielders are really only worth owning in deep leagues or NL- or AL-Only leagues. But in those leagues, they could make a big difference and could become […]
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February 17, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 20 Commentsby: Grey
In our 2009 fantasy baseball rankings, we’ve gone to the top 60 starters and top 60 outfielders thus far. But since it’s advisable by me and everyone else that has every wielded a fantasy baseball quill to draft pitching late, I figured I needed to give you twenty or so more to bring the tally […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 60 Outfielders for 2009 Fantasy Baseball
February 15, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 27 Commentsby: Grey
In the 2009 fantasy baseball rankings, we already went over 2009’s top 40 outfielders. But like Jacques Cousteau once may have said to his underachieving son, “That’s not deep enough.” There’s more outfielders to draft than there’s members of the Wu-Tang Clan, so we take it to the top 60 outfielders for 2009 fantasy baseball. […]
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February 11, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Hot Stove Rumors | 16 Commentsby: Grey
The Nats hope that Adam Dunn can teach youngsters like Elijah Dukes and Lastings Milledge the patience not to swing at every pitch or innocent bystander. Dunn will pick his teeth with the Washington Monument and quench his thirst with its reflecting pool. Adam Dunn is not going to lose any fantasy value in Washington […]
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