Break yo’self foo! No, not like the video… like in take a break from fantasy for a few days and just chill. I hate that baseball won’t rid itself of this ridiculous All-Star break. I’m a fantasy player first. Seriously, what do fantasy baseballers get in return? We are left freaking out if our “guy” does well in the home run derby or our ace injuries himself/delays his next start by pitching in the mid summer crapbasket. Can the All-Star game be a bigger joke? I hate that they award the winning league home field advantage in the World Series. I hate having to read headlines about all the online ballot stuffing. Way to go internet… you blew it again. What I hate the most about the break is I get bored. Like a junkie waiting for a fix or a fat kid waiting for dessert, I need my games! I’ve been watching mediocre movies on Netflix and working on some new dance moves. What are you doing for the break?

CATEGORY LEADERS, WEEK 14

RUN	59	Stick it in my Tehol	The Filthy Spawn of Beddict
HR	20	G and J	British Columbia
RBI	56	Yeah Jeets, Great White North, The Secret Weapon, C is for C-Nugs	Pretty Hate Machine, Razzballz to the Wallz, Saskatchewan, Yeast Infection Inspections
SB	13	West Texas hothot, Hawt Corner, The Strolgs, Big D, Dirty Rotten Scoundre	Beddict’s Brood of Bros, CharlieHustlers, Cougs R Us, FUBAR, Hamiltons Dandruff
AVG	.353	Steve Garvey Is My Daddy	Jay’s Family and Friends
K	98	Grande Magoo	FCL
W	9	Baseball Cougar	Night of the Living Zombinos
S	17	My Mustache Has A Mustache	Lester’s RCL #2
ERA	0.64	Silver Skulls	British Columbia
WHIP	0.63	Hats For Bats	Spiders and Snakes

* ERA and WHIP are based off 40 innings pitched minimum

Talk about a ho-hum week for our leader board. We recorded the lowest RBI and tied the lowest stolen base totals to date. Oh wait, we had the most saves in a week so far. YAY! Congrats to mustahce for the fine week. Before moving on to the 1st half list below, I wanted to do some shameless plugging. Lately the Big Magoo has been popping up all over these updates. If you are an RCL player I would be hitting him up in his posts for RCL related strategy questions. He is one of the best RCL’ers we have. Since its the break I’m going to put the best weeks of the first half below. For those above and below I tip my cap to you.

WEEKLY CATEGORY LEADERS – FIRST HALF

Category	Total	Team	League
RUNS	67	Mully Gann Jr.	RCL FIPping the Bird
HR	23	Boro Ballers, Fantasy Baseball Vision, I’ve got Wood. … Phrasing!	Early Birds, British Columbia, Take on Jay #1
RBI	74	No Chickensit	FUBAR
SB	18	Paul Before Swine, Vin Raucous, Chupacabraj Samsquantch, Left Arm Of God, West Texas hothot	BATTAMANIA!, SchmidtHeads, Death by 5 x 5, The Razzies Challenge, Beddict’s Brood of Bros
AVG	0.396	Smell The Glove	Razzball Casuals League
K	118	Crimson Fratellis	Take on Jay #5
W	12	Team Sullivan	Johhny’s Bench
SV	17	My Mustache Has A Mustache	Lester’s RCL #2
ERA	0.39	Brawlin’ Brien Taylors	Jawns
WHIP	0.53	**** CARNAC	FCL

The RCL Top-25, All Star Break

This is the best around!… For the season… so far. Do you want to be Daniel Larusso? Then you got to beat all the Cobra Kai’s and win the ~~All Valleys~~ RCL Championship. Word around the office is that the grand prize is Sky jumping out of a cake in your living room and doing a strip tease to the the tune of Moment of Truth by Survivor. The table below contains the rank, team name, league name, RCL points, League Index and League Points.

RANK	TEAM	LEAGUE	RCL POINTS	LEAGUE INDEX	LEAGUE POINTS
1	Unpainted Arizona	HA!	112.81	103	106
2	Backdoor Sliders	Razzball Champion’s League	112.12	106	98.5
3	Wake Up	FCL	111.31	108	93.5
4	Soler Powered	Two Out Rally	108.54	102	104
5	RA the Rugged D ickeys	King Ralph’s Emporium	107.48	102	104.5
6	Wood Street Wonders	Blues Odyssey	105.92	102	106
7	Money Ballers	JB’s RCL	105.85	102	101.5
8	Cram It	FCL	105.64	108	89
9	Big Magoo	Take on Magoo	105.51	101	105
10	John Boccabellas	The Downward Spiral	104.48	104	96
11	Astros to Mouth	Spiders and Snakes	103.7	100	103
12	Hardy Bombs	Lester’s RCL #3	103.09	101	104
13	Pittsburgh Lumber Company	Night of the Living Zombinos	102.56	104	94
14	The Strolgs	Cougs R Us	102.38	104	93.5
15	Team Montesanto	The Filthy Spawn of Beddict	102.32	101	99
16	I’ve got Wood. … Phrasing!	Take on Jay #1	102.26	102	97
17	Jersey Moose	Walking On Sunshine	101.28	102	97
18	drunc orks	Euro Razzball	101.21	99	106
19	Team Albright	RCL ‘Perts	100.11	102	97
20	AK FortySevens	Night of the Living Zombinos	99.98	104	91.5
21	Team harris	CharlieHustlers	99.73	103	94.5
22	Last Vegas	Razzball Soccer Sympathizers	99.52	103	94.5
23	Dr. Freeze Pitching Camp	RCL FIPping the Bird	99.23	98	104.5
24	Donkeycorn Apocalypse 3	British Columbia	99.19	102	93.5
25	Backdoor Sliders	Night of the Living Zombinos	98.9	104	90.5

Razzball Commenter Leagues 2015 MASTER STANDINGS

We should have a prize for being in first at the break. Some fun way of rewarding them for being the best for half the year. Now what would be a good half prize? I got it, what about a half shirt? Mesh is optional. I’ve done so much talking about the top this year that I thought it would be nice to include the top 25. Yes, from time to time I am capable of nice things. Our top three are still fighting it out as Arizona is holding the top spot for another week. Soler Powered is really coming on strong jumping over Nick the Dick into 4th. Great job Soler. Since your monster week you have been climbing the ranks like a mofo. From 6th place all the way down to 19th it’s anyone’s ballgame. Most of these teams have graced the top ten at some point this year. Hey look who is in 19th. It’s none other than our fantasy master lothario, the ayatollah of mustachola, the slayer of cougs and bad projections, Mr. Grey Albright (he seriously e-mails me these hype plugs). It’s pretty friggin awesome if you made the list. What would you guys…and girls think if I did a top 20 the rest of the way? It’s such a tight battle that I think we should do it. I say we because I am just a conduit of the numbers and the great behind the scenes work that Vin Wins! and Rudy do. Thanks you two.

Top Offensive Performances of the Week

Team	League	H	AB	Ave	R	HR	RBI	SB
Stick it in my Tehol	The Filthy Spawn of Beddict	112	350	.320	59	18	47	5
The Strolgs	Cougs R Us	91	327	.278	48	17	52	13
Star boy	The Captains of Outer Space	95	295	.322	48	16	47	6
dom squad	Big, if true	94	296	.318	54	16	48	4
C is for C-Nugs	Yeast Infection Inspections	85	285	.298	49	15	56	7
Ray Hill	The Underground	91	300	.303	55	17	47	3
Yeah Jeets	Pretty Hate Machine	89	318	.280	55	15	56	5
Grande Magoo	FCL	93	338	.275	49	13	54	10
Steve Garvey Is My Daddy	Jay’s Family and Friends	112	317	.353	42	8	40	9
Team Mehlis	Saskatchewan	103	328	.314	49	14	40	7
Callapso Cove Tropidome	Fantasy Water Park League	90	307	.293	39	12	53	11
Topes Rock	Two Out Rally	92	288	.319	38	10	47	10
Maryland Cheesesteaks	Lester’s RCL #2	88	315	.279	51	14	53	6
PERKINS FAMILY RESTAURANT	Fantasy Baseball Union	87	268	.325	40	15	40	5
Trout Fishing	Eff fWAR	79	287	.275	45	19	42	7
Hawt Corner	CharlieHustlers	84	294	.286	45	10	45	13
McGwire’s Acne Avengers	The Lords of Sarcasm	99	318	.311	44	8	42	12
Im Here For the Chicks	Vancouver	103	317	.325	45	14	43	3
Big D	FUBAR	85	290	.293	45	10	40	13
JUST THICK	FUBAR	84	283	.297	44	15	47	5

Top Pitching Performances of the Week

Team	League	IP	ER	ERA	K	BB	HA	W	WHIP	Saves
Thirsty Fo’ Ayahuasca	SchmidtHeads	68.1	6	0.79	58	17	44	6	0.89	8
Baseball Cougar	Night of the Living Zombinos	83.2	13	1.40	74	17	54	9	0.85	5
Evil Evies	They Call Me Au Shizz	79.2	14	1.58	88	17	59	7	0.95	7
Soler Powered	Two Out Rally	58	6	0.93	64	15	35	3	0.86	10
Jim Abbot’s Right Hand Man	Beddict and the Elder God Chosen	68	9	1.19	73	14	50	6	0.94	5
Team Talley	Blues Odyssey	63	8	1.14	68	14	38	7	0.83	4
Cookies For Days	Rotokings	61	8	1.18	64	15	38	6	0.87	9
Boro Ballers	Early Birds	73.2	12	1.47	76	26	49	5	1.02	11
The Flat Earth	Johhny’s Bench	77	15	1.75	68	18	48	6	0.86	11
Burchard Black Sox	The Filthy Spawn of Beddict	75	13	1.56	67	15	45	6	0.80	2
Wipe Your Pujols	The Razzies Challenge	60.2	6	0.89	57	18	46	4	1.05	3
Philly Jawns	CharlieHustlers	57.2	8	1.25	65	14	36	5	0.87	8
Team Longfellow	Take on Jay #3	58.2	9	1.38	60	12	30	5	0.72	7
Team barbis	Slamming Sammys	71	12	1.52	58	18	47	5	0.92	5
Pop-Up Powerbombs	WET TAIL!!	60	7	1.05	51	16	36	5	0.87	1
Montgomery Biscuits	HA!	67.2	11	1.46	71	8	55	5	0.93	5
Sons of Pitches	Take on Jay #4	57.2	8	1.25	61	15	30	4	0.78	6
Team Rodriguez	Don’t even remember last year	68.2	11	1.44	60	19	46	7	0.95	3
B-Ham Peaky Blinders	Big, if true	51.2	4	0.70	41	19	37	5	1.08	6
Team kruse	Lester’s RCL #1	61.1	9	1.32	61	14	38	4	0.85	5

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