Sadly, we talk a lot about baseball this Patreon podcast. I know, I know, I KNOW! I’m sorry. You don’t pay us the very, very small amount of sixteen cents per day to hear about baseball. You want dong talk! Well, you’re not getting much of it this week. Less schlong, more baseball, that’s what I always say after reading that line off a bathroom stall. To discuss baseball, we welcome our very own prospect writer, Prospect Itch. During our spirited chat, we wrestle with some questions like: When will baseball return? What will it look like when it does return? And, perhaps most importantly, what will the fantasy baseball prospect rankings look like if — heaven forbid — there’s no baseball season?
Also, on today’s show, we dial up Lenny Dykstra, because that’s now as likely to happen at the beginning part of our podcasts as our theme song. He’s a joy to talk to as always. It’s shameful that joy lasts roughly fifteen seconds. You see, he’s busy. *very slow side-eyed glance* Riiiiight. Then we discuss some TV shows we’ve seen this week, and discover Itch is watching shows from 2012 like Legion. Then we discuss how Ford vs. Ferrari is as complicated a movie to understand as it’s incredibly mysterious title. Wait, it’s not Ferrari vs. Ford, huh? Crazy. Who would’ve guessed it? Finally, we discuss how I will never become a barber or ever go within five feet of my head again with clippers. Here’s some visual aids for those who like to mock me:
Okay, we need to open back up, my hair’s been compromised! pic.twitter.com/pDHlwB41eY
— Razzball (@Razzball) May 19, 2020
