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It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First up, a Canadian McDonald’s manager lets Grimace’s big secret slip. Then, Purdue researchers create the world’s whitest paint and a funeral turns into a viral diss. Finally, a woman finds a rotting human finger in her burger.

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Read all of this week’s stories:

Manager of a McDonald’s in Windsor, Canada, claimed that Grimace is “an enormous taste bud” whose purpose is to simply show that food tastes good.”

Purdue researchers create the world’s whitest paint

‘You’re a fake b—-h’: Woman buries funeral goer with viral diss

Woman eating fast-food hamburger bites into rotting human finger