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It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First up, a woman calls in a bomb threat to get her man out of work. Then, Meghan Trainor and her husband poop together and a coach is reprimanded for throwing a jagged clipboard piece at a fan. Finally, a squirrel hides 175 pounds of nuts under the hood of a Chevy Avalanche.

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Watch a teaser from this week’s hour-long episode:

Read all of this week’s stories:

Woman, 33, ‘calls in BOMB THREATS to her boyfriend’s workplace to get him sent home

Meghan Trainor, husband Daryl Sabara have adjacent toilets

UNC’s Max McCaffrey “reprimanded” for throwing clipboard into Montana State stands

Squirrel hid 175 pounds of nuts in Chevy Avalanche pickup while owner was away