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It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle, but this time, live from Las Vegas with BOTH Donkey Teeth AND B_Don. First, a man eats at Chipotle in all 50 states and lives to tell the tale. And in a surprisingly unrelated story, farting has been discovered to be a sign of depression. Then, Kellogg’s is sued for berry-less Pop-Tarts and an Alabama man is raking in serious coin by scaring children for a $30 fee. Finally, a giant “phallic” potato goes viral.

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Find all of this week’s news stories here:

Man who ate Chipotle in all 50 states ‘never got tired of it’

Excessive farting and burping could be a sign of depression: study

Woman sues Kellogg’s, says strawberry Pop-Tarts don’t have enough berries

Parents are paying $30 to have an Alabama man terrify their children

Giant potato statue goes viral over phallic comparisons