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Now, without further ado, it’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First we discuss the man who had his lost wallet return from the Antarctic 53 years later and the YouTuber who bought a 9.5 million dollar house with a Hawaiian Punch fountain installed. Then we dig in on wombat poop, frozen jean parking space reservations and $10,000 worth of Wall Street Journal internet speed complaint ads.

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Find all of this week’s hilarious stories here:

Lost in Antarctica, a Wallet Is Returned 53 Years Later (Memories Included)

YouTuber David Dobrik’s new $9.5M house has Hawaiian Punch fountain

Wombats Poop Cubes, and Scientists Finally Got to the Bottom of It

Man freezes his jeans to ‘reserve’ parking spots, inspires others

90-year-old man spends $10,000 on 2 ads in WSJ to tell AT&T CEO about his slow internet service