Designated Hitter Gives AL No Advantage

May 3, 2008 | Strategy | 1 Comment

by: Hater Bell

Looks like someone got around to translating Karabell’s Etch-A-Sketch writings into fantasy baseball advice. Unless the rumors are true that Karabell’s gone green and started simply writing his fantasy baseball advice on toilet paper. Waste not, want not. So Karabell’s latest blog post was about how unproductive DHs currently are and how this should affect […]

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Soto Looks Incredible, Trade Him

May 2, 2008 | Buy Low, Sell High | 68 Comments

by: Grey

I’m admittedly not a fan of rookie catchers. There’s not a long history of success, Piazza and… Um… Well… Benito Santiago. Granted in fantasy baseball, you don’t need a whole lot from a catcher for him to have a good year. But this is something you can work to your advantage. Rudy’s catcher projections for […]

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T.R.O.Y., They Reminisce Over You

May 1, 2008 | May's Daily Notes | 37 Comments

by: Grey

If I were an emoticon, I would be a sad face. Maybe Tulowitzki shouldn’t have been jogging in socks and flip-flops after all. The only way he wouldn’t get on track this year is if he were injured. What does Tulo do? Gets injured. Badly, as it turns out. Tulowitzki is out until the All-Star […]

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Melky For Greinke, Grey to Rudy

May 1, 2008 | Strategy | 17 Comments

by: Grey

After ten or so years, Rudy and I managed to agree on a trade. Melky Cabrera for Zach Greinke in a ten team mixed league. A fair enough trade in my estimation, but I still waited a day before pulling the trigger. Why? First some backstory (in case you weren’t sufficiently bored at work reading […]

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Jair Jurrjens Duels Shawn Hill

April 30, 2008 | April's Daily Notes | 23 Comments

by: Grey

Wow, that’s an exciting title, huh? I’m sure it will be a big seller for Google searches. Right after the search bukkake + carved pumpkin faces. Whatever, it’s boring to talk about fourth starters for your fantasy baseball team, right? What do Oliver Perez, Randy Johnson, Aaron Harang and some other schmohawk who didn’t pitch […]

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Edgar Renteria y Orlando Cabrera No Son Amigos

April 30, 2008 | Uncategorized | 18 Comments

by: Rudy Gamble

In an article so spicy it must’ve been translated from ESPN Deportes, Edgar Renteria and Orlando Cabrera are in a ‘bitter feud’. I’d make more fun of it but they are both Colombian and, well, those hombres know how to feud. I hope they didn’t take any offense to me calling them middling infielders before […]

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The Fantasy Baseball Hall of Fame, Third Basemen Inductees

April 30, 2008 | Fantasy Baseball HOF | 13 Comments

by: Lou Poulas

The Fantasy Baseball Hall of Fame (in conjunction with Razzball.com) is a new website dedicated to recognizing the accomplishments of Major League ballplayers during the “fantasy era” (1980-present). The greatest of these players will be elected to the Fantasy Baseball Hall of Fame. This week, the best third basemen are identified and elected. Despite having […]

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Arod to the DL

April 30, 2008 | April's Daily Notes | 7 Comments

by: Grey

Alex Rodriguez was placed on the DL today with a strained right quadriceps. I think that’s in your leg. (Not your leg obviously, but Arod’s… I mean, we all have quadriceps, but Arod’s is the one that is injured. Anyway…) You can’t do anything, but place him on your disabled list. Some players I’d try […]

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Smoltz to the DL

April 29, 2008 | April's Daily Notes | 22 Comments

by: Grey

Dr. Julie Andrews sure has been busy lately. First sending Posada to the DL now Smoltz. Officially Smoltz has a severely old arm that has been severely overused which leaves him severely doubtful for a while. Actually, that wasn’t official, but let’s just say the injury news reaffirms a sore arm that first appeared in […]

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I Theoritically Protest that Trade

April 29, 2008 | Fantasy Baseball Writers League (RotoRob), Strategy | 53 Comments

by: Grey

To protest a trade or not? Hmmm… How about, do you have a vagina or not? I keed. I’ve protested trades in the past, but I’m a convert. Now I believe everyone is entitled to manage their teams any way they’d like. If someone wants to trade Prince Fielder for Nomar, that should be protested, […]

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The Walking Cain

April 28, 2008 | April's Daily Notes | 25 Comments

by: Grey

I’m not looking at his wins and losses. I’m not even looking at Matt Cain half the time. Just the numbers, ma’am. His BABIP shows he’s been unlucky this season. His Ks say he can still hang with the big boys. I don’t like walks. After last night, he has a 29/23 K/BB ratio. That’s […]

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