Miguel Cabrera rolled his ankle the hard way, didn’t make his point and was immediately lifted from the game to have x-rays taken. I have some back-of-a-comic-book x-ray glasses, but I wasn’t wearing them when it happened. I’m only one man! It looked pretty serious. My mom was right, I could’ve been a doctor. There’s […]
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One Game Playoff for Fantasy Baseball
September 27, 2010 | fantasy baseball strategy | 71 Commentsby: Grey
Yahoo’s fantasy baseball doesn’t count a one game playoff, no matter the format. It would be the Keyser Söze of regular season games, I suppose. ESPN, on the other hand, does count it. So that means only one thing. You need to pick up everyone from potential one game playoff teams before your leaguemates, if […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Matt Cain had a no-hitter through eight innings until an infield single by Jay Payton (who I believe runs with a cane, ironically enough) broke it up. Final line for Cain was 9 IP, 2 ER, 5 baserunners, 8 Ks to bring his season ERA to 2.95. (Fancy metric alert!) Last year, Cain’s xFIP was […]
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Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers, Week 26
September 26, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 24 Commentsby: Smokey
The last hurrah, it’s been a long, strange trip. Insert your own cliché. The last week of fake baseball is here and if you’re still fighting for a championship, now is not the time to get cute. Because it will cost you. Play who is hot, that’s the best advice I can give, guys are […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? The Septemberists Are Singing O Valencia!
September 24, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 209 Commentsby: Grey
Doesn’t Danny Valencia sound like a bad actor’s stage name? “For my audition, I’m going to do the scene ‘Eating the Old 96er’ from The Great Outdoors.” Okay, try not to choke. (Quick side note: My aunt used to date Danny Aiello. But not Danny Aiello, the actor. A different Danny Aiello. It was like […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Ryan Zimmerman has a strained intercostal, which runs along the ocean from Miami to Georgia (I believe). Tough break for those making the drive up the coast and for Zimmerman’s owners. It sounds like he’s donezo. The Nats will have Bowden’s old Segway, that was in storage, man 3rd for the rest of the season. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Borderline Fantasy Starters, Week 25-26
September 23, 2010 | fantasy baseball strategy | 124 Commentsby: Grey
Wouldn’t say this is crunch time as much as this is “Your nuts are in a cracker and the season’s closing in and squeezing tight so you better just throw any pitchers that are available because you need stats — stat!” time. The line for last week was 3.52 ERA, 1.22 WHIP, 74 Ks and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Nick’s Knack For Not Getting Paddy Whacked
September 23, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 59 Commentsby: Grey
Give that dog a bone! Wait, what? Yesterday, Nick Blackburn went 7 IP, 1 ER, 7 baserunners, 2 Ks. Usually after a team clinches their division, they wake up like it’s Ash Wednesday and they were on Bourbon Street for Fat Tuesday. Not dem Twinkies, I tell ya! (Well, who else is telling you? Am […]
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John Lamb and Devin Mesoraco, Scouting the Unknown
September 22, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Prospects | 8 Commentsby: Stephen
John Lamb | LHP-SP | Kansas City Royals | D.o.B: 7-10-90 | 6’3” | 195 lbs | B/T: L/L | 5th rd, 2008 from H.S. | KC #7 ranked prospect according to Baseball America (2010) | MiLB Player Page Imagine if you will, you’re a high school senior that is being scouted by major league […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Bailey’s Season As Lost As His Big Brother Charlie
September 22, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 122 Commentsby: Grey
Some rejected titles were, “It’s A Not-So-Wonderful Elbow, Andrew Bailey,” “Old Man Potter Gets The Last Laugh” and “Won’t You Come Home, Andrew Bailey? Won’t You Come Home?” but when presented with a Party of Five reference, I turn to mush. If you can wash Po5 out of your hair, you’re a better man than […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Who doesn’t love to show their frenemies their fantasy baseball teams in October and say, “Look at what I won with?” Then they see Mike Aviles and they’re confounded, “How did you win with Mike Aviles?” That is the secret to fantasy baseball in September, young ninja. (BTW, if you’re gonna be a ninja and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? HR Still Not Filling The Job
September 21, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 32 Commentsby: Grey
Oh, Hanley Ramirez is Hanley Ramirez, and a guy that will play a bit bruised giving it his all is a guy that will play a bit bruised giving it his all, and never the twain shall meet. (I think a “twain” is a train as pronounced by Elmer Fudd. Don’t quote me on that […]
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