Roy Oswalt threw his second consecutive shutout yesterday. In his last 32 1/3 innings, he’s been scoreless. Since the All-Star break, he has a 1.94 ERA in 10 starts. He just farted into a bottle and it sold at a Sotheby’s auction for $1.7 million. The cure for the common cold is in Oswalt’s passed wind! Oswalt’s one of the main reasons the Astros are late season contenders and all of this comes as the Cubs and Astros shutter their windows. They’ve been canceled for this Friday and Saturday with a good chance of Sunday being canceled too. In H2H (all leagues actually), you must fill-in your Cubs and Astros with guys that will be playing.  Also, I hope everyone who lives in the eye of the storm is safe. Razzball sends a giant umbrella the size of Prince Fielder’s backside your way. Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:

Mark Ellis – Out the rest of the season with a torn labrum. This gives Eric Patterson a boost in value as he fills in for Ellis. He has speed and he is a middle infielder, do you need to know more? Rhetorical!

Adrian Beltre – Debating whether to shut it down for the season to have surgery on his torn ligament in his thumb. Guess he doesn’t want to miss out on the race to a .400 winning percentage.

Francisco Liriano – Pitched a season-high eight innings at just the right time. He should be up to speed for spring training next year and ready to put together a solid season. I’m sure he’ll be on everyone’s winter “Players to Watch” list. He might be on my “Players That Are On Everyone’s ‘Players to Watch’ List And Have Suddenly Become Overpriced” list.

B.J. Upton – Might be used as pinch hitter this weekend, but he’s not playing on Friday, according to Maddon ’08.

George Sherrill – Will be back on Friday and thrust right into the closer’s role. If he’s out there and you need saves, there’s no reason not to grab him.

Brandon Morrow – 5 IP, 2 ER, while walking 4. Here was the erratic pitcher from the minors. This is closer to what I would expect going forward, rather than the number he did on the Yankees last week.

Adrian Gonzalez – 2 HRs. Wow, did he take two and a half months off or what? With these two home runs, he has 10 home runs since July 1st. He had 10 home runs in May. As Thigpen would say, “Bleh!”

Josh Hamilton – Day-to-day with a bruised foot. You really can’t complain. You were getting high on his supply all summer.

Eugenio Velez – Another two hit night. If you pick him up, it doesn’t mean you endorse him. You’re just using him for a couple of days. Maybe a week.

Matt Cain – He took a dump sometime in August and it’s been running down his leg ever since. I would not be counting on him the rest of the way.

Rich Harden – Got the win in the return as he was limited to 86 pitches. His velocity was down; his moxy was up. If he can get through three more starts, consider yourself lucky.

Jair Jurrjens – 6 IP, 4 ER and 10 Ks. The Ks are on the high side for him, but 6 IP with 3 to 4 earned runs is about what should be expected.

David Price – The Orioles are hinting he might start the September 23rd game. Presumably, after doing the weather for The Early Show.

Francisco Rodriguez – Tied Bobby Thigpen’s Major League record for saves. Bobby Thigpen watched the record-tying save from his personalized booth at his local Outback Steakhouse. When asked about what the record has meant to him, he said, “Bleh!” When pressed he said, “Bleh! Bleh!” When asked to elaborate, he burped.

  1. Steve says:

    That asshole Gonzalez only seems to do anything when the guy that owns him is my opponent.
    That could be just me, though.

  2. Steve says:

    Couple of doubleheaders on Saturday – at this time of the year, you gotta take advantage, right? (My opponent has three guys going in DHs)

    Possible pickups: Butler, J Guillen, DeJesus, Scutaro, The Big Fra-Gu, Francisco, Crisp, Overbay.

    My possible drops: Wood, Devine, Bell, Arredondo.


  3. SoS says:

    @Steve: I feel your pain on that Gonzalez character. He’s always getting feisty right around the time I gotta play him and in SD no less! Anybody know who would pitch the Sunday Cubs/Stros if the game is played?

  4. Baron Von Vulturewins says:

    Velez or Patterson?

  5. Grey

    Grey says:

    @Steve: You should take advantage, but how many of those can you legitimately lose? Aren’t you relievers only? I’d grab them in this order Overbay, Guillen, Crisp, Butler, The Big FraGu, punt. Then drop Heath, Wood, Devine then Arredondo. I’d only really want to drop Heath though.

    @SoS: That’s a great question. I see Wolf vs. Dempster scheduled, but I wouldn’t be surprised if that changes. That news should come out in the next day or so.

    @Baron Von Vulturewins: Velez has been hotter, but is less assured of playing time. If you’re choosing between them, I’m going to assume you’re looking for steals and steals only. In that case, I’d go Patterson then Velez.

  6. royce! says:

    I expect to make it to the finals of my Yahoo h2h league, and it is a 2 week period starting Monday. I’m wondering, though, does anyone know if during the first week I can make changes to my lineup for the second week? I have been approaching it as if I could not, and just realized that it was possible. I would have to drastically alter my strategy, I think.

  7. Grey

    Grey says:

    @royce!: I think you should be able to change your lineup, as long as your league is weekly changes.


  8. Steve says:

    @Grey: You’re right of course. I’m just worried about possibly falling behind in a couple of categories blowing a semifinal because I was to scared to drop a middle reliever or two.

    I’d still have Kuo, Buchholz and Downs as Holds guys, with the hope I could grab Bell back again or someone like Pena/Nelson/Stokes/Duaner off the wire. I have a huge bunch of schmohawk closers so I’m OK there.

    The other side of this is I would have to bench a couple of starters to fit these guys in. Is two servings of Overbay going to be more satisfying than one helping of Carlos Pena?

    At ths point I’m leaning towards dropping Bell and Wood for Overbay and Crisp. I don’t think I can drop three of my guys. My opponent has V-Mart, Ellsbury and The Ass-Dribble as DH guys tomorro, so not exactly the heavy artillery. He also has Vlad and he must be due to sit soon…

  9. Grey

    Grey says:

    @Steve: Answered in the newest post.


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