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Let’s give the ole Closer Rankings a slight reshuffle. There is bound to be much more news coming as summer camps start to ramp up. I’ve pushed the “Don’t pay for saves” mantra plenty. I’m doubling down on that in this 60 game season. If a closer misses any time, COVID related or otherwise, that destroys their value. It’s an enormous risk to take on top of the already rather large risk of paying for a top closer. Give me cheap saves in a high variance window. Tiers are summer camp themed!

Sports Camp: The cool kids go here. It helps if you’re good at the actual sport but walking around with the equipment is all that’s required.

Lake Whatever Camp: It’s not the plushest accommodations. You do get to basically do whatever you want while your ‘rents stash you away in the woods, though.

Science Camp: Underrated. Sure, it sounds nerdy on the surface but you learn some actually cool stuff. Maybe even lay the foundation to be a future meth cook.

Church Camp: I don’t mean to take a shot at organized religion but your summer camp game is weak.