Friends, welcome back to Razzball Ambulance Chasers, your weekly fantasy baseball injury report. Either this week’s batch of injuries were less devastating than usual or my new emotional baseline around baseball injuries is “terror”. I mean, sure, Mike Trout and Byron Buxton are injured again (expected). And I am wondering if Nolan Jones is Kris […]
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Ambulance Chasers: IL Snell Is A Circle In Dante’s Hell
April 26, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball | 9 Commentsby: keelinbillue
I’ll give it to Scott Boras: he’s a bold mf’er. Perhaps his boldness has resulted in some hubris in the case of Blake Snell. Snell, who notably did not attend spring training while holding out for a bigger contract, has had a rough season so far. In 11.2 IP, Snell has an 11.57 ERA with […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Ambulance Chasers: Things Are Looking Oblique
April 20, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball | 16 Commentsby: keelinbillue
Razzfam, here are the cold hard facts: ¼ of the notable injuries in this edition of Ambulance Chasers are oblique injuries: Carlos Correa, Seiya Suzuki, Jake Burger, and Garrett Whitlock. Someone even pointed out that the various Lowes have all suffered oblique injuries this season. The 2024 season has hit a Lowe point.All three active […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Ambulance Chasers: So Many Elbow Injuries It’s Humerus
April 12, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball | 3 Commentsby: keelinbillue
Ambulance Chasers associates, let’s cut to the chase: it was a brutal week in injuries. Specifically, elbow injuries. I am up to my eyeballs in elbow injuries, and now my youngest cries out every night “Why is mommy gone?” and her dad tells her “Mommy went away because she could only rock back and forth […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Ambulance Chasers: Eury-In for A Bad Time
April 5, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball | 13 Commentsby: keelinbillue
Note: This week’s edition of Ambulance Chasers was submitted a little earlier than usual due to inclement weather. The information was written as of the afternoon of Friday, April 5. If there is news or updates that came out in the late afternoon or evening of Friday, April 5 , it won’t be reflected in […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Ambulance Chasers: Steele Trap
March 29, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball | 14 Commentsby: keelinbillue
Do you ever feel really good about your roster after a draft? You look in the mirror and think “This is it. This is the one.” Then, you watch the game in disbelief as Royce Lewis starts limping to third base. And then Justin Steele isn’t able to stand up after an awkward tumble? Hopefully, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?*rolls up piece up paper like a small horn* IT IS ALMOST OPENING DAY! How are we feeling? I have been preparing for Opening Day by crafting this piece and diligently checking how to spell ‘Cincinnati’ throughout the course of this post. My RazzSlam draft finally came to a close. My RCL team is still […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Ambulance Chasers: Check Your Stocking For A Lump Of Cole
March 15, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball | 4 Commentsby: keelinbillue
Welcome to another week of broken bones and other gross or cool stuff (depending on your outlook)! This week, I wanted to give a shout-out to my RCL league for watching my entire team be decided by autodraft while I was blissfully unaware and knee-deep celebrating the Anatomy of A Fall win of an Academy […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Week after week I have important decisions to make: Should I eat this entire sleeve of Girl Scout cookies? Should I call my mom? Should I make my dogs pay rent? This week the decision around what I would title this week’s edition of “Ambulance Chasers” weighed heavily on me. The choice was to make […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Hap-hap-happy Saturday (or whatever day it is, wherever you are) Razzballers! I’ve got a little extra pep in my step because it is the most wonderful time of the year: RazzSlam. I will see a few of you during the draft! If you don’t have enough fantasy baseball in your life, there is still time […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Welcome, officially, to the 2024 fantasy baseball season! Hopefully, your league is fine only two days in, but if not, the ambulance is parked just around the corner. In this edition of Ambulance Chasers, I have a few early injury notices and updates. Then, we can jump into the NL West Injury Preview, where a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Howdy, Injury Enthusiasts! This week on Razzball Ambulance Chasers preseason coverage, my special guest Jordan White dropped by to discuss the trials and tribulations of injured players in the AL West. You may have seen Jordan around the baseball community. Maybe you have even played in some fantasy leagues with him. If you haven’t, you […]
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