Razzball Patreon members receive our weekly podcast where Grey cackles about the funniest news stories we’ve found over the past week, plus you get that warm fuzzy feeling of supporting your favorite fantasy sports site in all the land.

It’s the 20th episode of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News with Grey Albright, Donkey Teeth and world renowned comedian Billy Hurley. First, Grey gives an update about his role as pedophile on an episode of NCIS and the codpiece cookies he made for Chris O’Donnell.

Then we dive in on this week’s stories with a Billy reporting from under a rock about a website offering a chance to live under a rock during election week—excuse me while I book my accommodations. Speaking of the election, an Iowa man who stole an election sign then stole every newspaper that reported his original theft. Then find out all about the boy who’s eaten noting but sausage his entire life; straight from teat to the sausage.

Tune in now for all the laughs and Albright cackles you can handle by signing up for the exclusive Razzball Patreon Club for only $5/month!

Razzball Patreon members receive our weekly podcast where Grey cackles about the funniest news stories we’ve found over the past week, plus you get that warm fuzzy feeling of supporting your favorite fantasy sports site in all the land.

Billy Hurley returns triumphantly from his comedy show on the park hill and Grey has a tub of Boba from his new favorite tea establishment for this week’s episode of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News. But first Grey divulges a super secret TV show which will be recorded in his home this week.

Then we dive into the earth shattering news story about the man who was charged with ASSault after farting in an Uber. No, seriously, the gassenger is facing 6 months jail time for his stinky crime.

And after several sightings of a man in a jet pack 3,000 feet in the air over LAX, questions arise regarding Grey’s recent whereabouts. Also, a Florida father sends his son to school wearing a Hooters mask. Or Hooters underwear on his face, hard to tell.

Tune in now for all the laughs and Albright cackles you can handle by signing up for the exclusive Razzball Patreon Club for only $5/month!

Razzball Patreon members receive our weekly podcast where Grey cackles about the funniest news stories we’ve found over the past week, plus you get that warm fuzzy feeling of supporting your favorite fantasy sports site in all the land. Here’s a sample teaser from last week’s show: Last week’s @Razzball Patreon Podcast with comedian @BillyHurls […]

Razzball Patreon members receive our weekly podcast where Grey cackles about the funniest news stories we’ve found over the past week, plus you get that warm fuzzy feeling of supporting your favorite fantasy sports site in all the land. Grey and Billy Albright are back after their blessed union, and better than ever, on this […]

Grey has begun releasing his weekly buy/sell articles one day early to all of our valued Patreon members so you can get that extra leg up on your competition! You’ll also receive our weekly podcast laughing about the funniest news stories we can find, plus that warm fuzzy feeling of supporting your favorite fantasy sports site in all the land.

World famed comedian Billy Hurley returns for his 15th show with Grey Albright and Donkey Teeth. Penis stories were sparse in this week’s not not news, but there was plenty of pee. A German man was in the news this week for his unorthodox alternative health practice of drinking 7 pints of his own urine each day which allegedly keeps him from ever getting sick. Then, Grey is intrigued by a Japanese haunted drive-thru where ghosts and zombies attack your car. But the highlight of the show is an Alaskan dentist who’s going to prison for 12 years for performing dental work on a hoover board. We round out this week’s not not news with a feel good story of the tortoise who went missing for 74 days, only to be found 1/8th of a mile away from home. So buckle up and grab a frosty pint of urine as you listen to this week’s episode of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News!

Tune in now for all the laughs by signing up for the exclusive Razzball Patreon Club for only $5/month!

Grey has begun releasing his weekly buy/sell articles one day early to all of our valued Patreon members so you can get that extra leg up on your competition!

On this week’s show, I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back for your weekly dose of wacky news from around the world. First, a college student orders a marble cutting board off Amazon, only to find a vivid sketch of a penis drawn on the board (here’s the link to the penis cutting board story if you’d like a visual). As you might guess, Billy and Grey have plenty of thoughts about this young ladies’ cutting board fortune.

Next, a homeless Florida man lives in a luxury suite at the Tampa Bay soccer stadium for two weeks before being discovered by the cleaning crew. Then, KFC suspends their “Finger Lickin’ Good” slogan which prompts Billy to come up with a few alternative slogans for the chicken empire and Grey gets caught up on Colonel Sanders’ fake valor. All of this, plus a surprise visit from Billy-Ivan and the first ever appearance from Billy the Penis Arm Guy. Tune in now for all the laughs by signing up for the exclusive Razzball Patreon Club for only $5/month!

Grey has begun releasing his weekly buy/sell articles one day early to all of our valued Patreon members so you can get that extra leg up on your competition!

If you didn’t sign up in time for last week’s exclusive Patreon Podcast where we joke about the weirdest news stories from around the world, don’t worry, all previous podcasts are available on demand over on the Razzball Patreon feed. Here’s a teaser from last week’s show where a wild boar stole a naked German man’s laptop (all true stories):

Grey has begun releasing his weekly buy/sell articles one day early to all of our valued Patreon members so you can get that extra leg up on your competition!

The music never stops on the Razzball Patreon Podcast! In this week’s batch of I Can’t Believe it’s Not Not News stories, Billy-Ivan heads out to the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally to report on a Smashmouth concert. The story wouldn’t be complete without Billy-Ivan showing up to serenade us with his own rendition of the Smashmouth hit, All-Star.

You remember Billy-Ivan, right?

I know what you’re thinking. Wild Boar? Naked Man? Laptop? It can’t be news! Actually, I myself can’t believe it’s not not news. But it is news which Grey, Billy Hurley and myself have a civic duty to report on this week’s Patreon Podcast.

Grey has also begun releasing his weekly buy/sell articles one day early to all of our valued Patreon members so you can get an extra leg up on your competition!

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Let me elaborate: Grey has begun releasing his weekly buy/sell articles one day early to all of our valued Patreon members so you can get an extra leg up on your competition! Plus you’ll get our weekly comedic podcast (members only!) delivered directly to your email inbox each Monday. Support your favorite fantasy baseball site by joining the Razzball Patreon now for just $5/month and help fund Grey’s purchase of an Andre the Giant cardboard Dodgers fan wearing a Razzball shirt!