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If there were a Guinness World Records for fantasy baseball (not to be confused with Guinness beer, much to my chagrin), we’d break the entire book. For you, the readers, have answered (well, nearly) my call for 100 Razzball Commenter Leagues. This is truly a historic moment to be remembered for all eternity. Well, for the next few weeks at least. As of this writing, we are at 95 total leagues, which goes to show you not just how much support the community has offered, but also speaks to the growth of Razzball itself. Last season, we barely had 75 leagues. The year before that? 50ish. True, it’s not something you can truly use as a marker to tell you what direction we’re all going in, but let’s call it an arbitrary rough estimate. Now I’m calling on you fans of mustache and sarcasm to join the remaining leagues that are open. You no longer have to create & commish (the two c’s of life, as they call it…who they are, I have no idea, but let’s just go with it), but instead, just simply join. That’s it. Join a league and you’re done. And there are a bunch left to choose from, money leagues, ones hosted by our very own contributors, and ones that are hosted by readers like yourself. While it might matter in the micro, remember, this is a macro competition, a universal way to assert fantasy baseball dominance. Join now, and assert your dominance. Assert it.

Before we start taking a look at the some of the leagues that have already drafted, I’d like to thank VinWins for providing the data that you’ll be looking at. 

With more drafts, we have more info to look at, and we’ll lead off first with the fun little table that shows which players are being matched up with Mike Trout, and then the 1st Catcher, the 1st Pitcher, and the 1st reliever being taken off the board and when. Despite the names being mostly obvious, you’ll be able to at least see how the draft plays out generally and reset your strategy based on it. Then again, you’ll have to account on other RCL owners resetting their strategy to counter you resetting your strategy. Or maybe they’ll do it twice to counter you doing it once. Or they just won’t care. Probably that one.

League Link Paired with Trout 1st C Pick 1st SP Pick 1st RP Pick
Beddict’s butth*le pleasures Draft Sale, Donaldson Posey 42 Kershaw 6 Chapman 51
Upton my grill Draft Harper, Desmond Posey 42 Kershaw 7 Chapman 61
Slamming Sammys Draft Sale, Bumgarner Posey 37 Kershaw 11 Chapman 58
Skunk Beard Draft Posey, Felix H Posey 24 Kershaw 10 Chapman 53
The Lords of Sarcasm Draft Arenado, Pujols Posey 41 Kershaw 7 Chapman 50
The Filthy Spawn of Beddict Draft Brantley, Desmond Posey 23 Kershaw 5 Chapman 42
The Donkey is a Unicorn Draft Hanley, Strasburg Posey 43 Kershaw 5 Kimbrel 48
The Underground Draft Freeman, Scherzer Posey 26 Kershaw 6 Chapman 37
Saskatchewan Draft J-Upton, Beltre Posey 38 Kershaw 6 Chapman 63
Alberta Draft Scherzer, Strasburg Posey 48 Kershaw 7 Chapman 46
Razzball Snipers Draft Beltre, Freeman Posey 41 Kershaw 7 Chapman 46
Take on Jay #1 Draft Brantley, Arenado Posey 41 Kershaw 5 Chapman 76
Take on Jay #2 Draft Altuve, Hanley Posey 43 Kershaw 7 Chapman 46
WET TAIL!! Draft Donaldson, Dickerson Posey 35 Kershaw 6 Chapman 38
Smokey’s Den Draft Harper, Arenado Posey 39 Kershaw 4 Chapman 41
Euro Razzball Draft Strasburg, Desmond Posey 36 Kershaw 5 Kimbrel 56
Razzball DC Draft Brantley, Hanley Posey 45 Kershaw 3 Chapman 52
West Coast Razzball Draft Cano, Beltre Posey 38 Kershaw 11 Chapman 39
Manitoba Draft Donaldson, Hanley Posey 44 Kershaw 9 Kimbrel 36
King Ralph’s Emporium Draft Tulo, Beltre Posey 52 Kershaw 12 Chapman 71
Beddict’s Brood of Bros Draft Beltre, Dickerson Posey 39 Kershaw 5 Chapman 58
JFOH Hearts Tristan Draft Strasburg, Hanley Posey 42 Kershaw 7 Chapman 44
Rotokings Draft Sherzer, C. Gonzalez Posey 37 Kershaw 7 Chapman 46

 

The next table will go over some choice pitchers being drafted and where. We already had data gathered on Yu Darvish before his injury, but you’ll see his numbers auto-correct as future drafts occur.

League A.Wainwright Y.Darvish M.Harvey J.Fernandez A.Sanchez
Beddict’s butth*le pleasures 43 45 73 175 287
Upton my grill 46 51 79 151 254
Slamming Sammys 45 52 77 168 ND
Skunk Beard 90 80 111 225 261
The Lords of Sarcasm 56 59 92 130 270
The Filthy Spawn of Beddict 91 75 76 175 256
The Donkey is a Unicorn 93 76 54 168 263
The Underground 76 206 61 185 234
Saskatchewan 49 73 83 192 254
Alberta 114 247 69 216 193
Razzball Snipers 80 217 81 214 242
Take on Jay #1 63 234 81 146 177
Take on Jay #2 98 247 77 174 206
WET TAIL!! 83 ND 53 228 237
Smokey’s Den 107 83 74 191 242
Euro Razzball 90 236 55 166 260
Razzball DC 62 224 58 178 244
West Coast Razzball 84 227 75 201 223
Manitoba 103 251 56 200 234
King Ralph’s Emporium 97 ND 74 198 212
Beddict’s Brood of Bros 85 ND 69 205 221
JFOH Hearts Tristan 60 ND 77 230 226
Rotokings 66 ND 81 131 222
Average 77.4 149.1 73.3 184.7 237.2

 

The next table is the same as above, but with batters.

League N.Arenado A.Pujols K.Wong M.Holliday W.Myers
Beddict’s butth*le pleasures 47 39 72 77 153
Upton my grill 40 42 76 118 96
Slamming Sammys 57 43 81 106 153
Skunk Beard 28 36 64 87 126
The Lords of Sarcasm 24 25 73 113 132
The Filthy Spawn of Beddict 33 40 78 106 85
The Donkey is a Unicorn 30 36 70 101 94
The Underground 34 39 68 96 106
Saskatchewan 27 40 69 89 105
Alberta 27 35 54 82 86
Razzball Snipers 29 52 67 103 85
Take on Jay #1 25 23 64 98 134
Take on Jay #2 21 35 69 114 87
WET TAIL!! 28 37 49 87 100
Smokey’s Den 25 44 50 134 73
Euro Razzball 32 40 86 102 128
Razzball DC 36 34 67 115 154
West Coast Razzball 26 34 66 103 126
Manitoba 34 46 74 60 123
King Ralph’s Emporium 22 35 58 109 116
Beddict’s Brood of Bros 47 48 88 81 129
JFOH Hearts Tristan 28 39 76 87 185
Rotokings 44 40 72 89 166
Average 32.3 38.3 69.2 98.1 119.2

 

 

TO JOIN A LEAGUE

Click the LINK in the ‘League Link’ column (see below grid) and enter the PASSWORD at ESPN. Emails are there for some leagues, but you shouldn’t need to email anyone.  You can join as many leagues as you like.

TO START A LEAGUE

Please create a league in ESPN based on the league rules reference above. Step by step: Hit Create. Then Create ESPN Custom (middle option), Name League, Change to 12 Teams, Restriction Type: None, Open to All Users, Access: change to Private, create Password, leave as Roto and Snake, Make Draft Date and Time, Create. From Default settings all you have to do is change to TWO DL SLOTS and 180 Starts by pitchers. So, you go to ROSTERS and Click “Edit Roster Settings.” There, change to 2 DL Slots and 180 Starts (the counter will change to 20.0 per slot). Then SUBMIT Roster Settings. Finally, Create Your League! (Important Note: Make sure league is viewable to public but requiring a password to avoid non-Razzballers joining.) When that’s finished, click here. You will be permissioned shortly so you can add your league info to the Google Doc (the below grid cannot be edited from this page). On that Google Doc, you will need to enter your name, league link, password and please UPDATE the number of openings as your league fills up. That’s it. Oh, and don’t use your bank account password. You can start as many leagues as you like.

Want more of the Jay? Don’t we all folks? Don’t. We. All. Well, you, in fact, can have more. AMAZING. I know. You can find Jay enjoying his dig’s over at the Football side of Razz.