Well, first off, there’s more teeth in baseball. Also, less consonants. In fantasy hockey, it seems like everyone’s name is Marc Rzepczynski. Hockey also makes for better video games. Or at least it did the last time I played video games — 1994 EA NHL on Sega Genesis. That’s pretty much all I know of hockey. In fantasy hockey, is “one-timers” a category? Does Wayne Gretzky still bleed if you check him really hard? Are Alexander Mogilny and Pavel Bure still ridiculously fast? I’m used to a lot of foreign players in baseball but usually from places with good food.
Please, blog, may I have some more?