I’ve been thinking about this post for awhile. It’s sat around in my head, trying to think of a dynamic opening. I guess it never came. Today will be my last post as prospector at Razzball. I won’t be leaving altogether however, I’m sticking around for the Razzball Podcast with Grey and rest assured the Prospect Podcast with Lance isn’t going anywhere. My efforts for 2019 and beyond as far as writing go, will be on my new site Prospectslive.com. This adventure over the last five seasons has been a blast. This was my first and only writing gig, and for that opportunity I’m forever grateful to all those involved. So while I’m leaving in one form I’m not gone altogether. Before I step aside there’s a few characters in this play I’d like to thank.
Grey Albright – You’re a legend man. I don’t throw that around in a millennial “GOAT” overused sort of way either. You’ve taught me how to do this. Being able to hang with you in the Perts League the last few seasons is an honor. You’re my favorite writer, but even more than that you’re a good person. You’re supportive and honest. You don’t make it hard to work here. Unfortunately for too many fantasy sites that’s not the case.
Sky – Thanks for taking a shot on me and giving me a chance to do something I enjoy so much. One of these days I’m going to get out to the Northwest League and the Pioneer League. Scouting your Sasquatch ass on a barstool next to me is very much a priority.
J-FOH aka The Big Odio aka Jack Full of Hate aka Anchovy Man – I know you have like 20 other freaking nicknames but I smoke too many cones to remember that ish. You’re my Sherpa man. You’ve believed in my ramblings and audio tangents far more than I imagined anyone would. You give good advice, you look out for me, you taught me how to beat Grey’s ass in the Perts League. Imma defend my title doe… Don’t worry dude Hip-Hop Sunday rides one last time. Thanks for making this fun, there’s a lot more to come on this adventure. Can’t wait to hit the coast with you Big Bro!
Smokey – Not sure you’ll see this, but I can’t write this without mentioning you brother. We’ve had some wild nights in a whole bunch of places. I don’t think I can mention any of it without getting both of us in trouble. Seriously. When I’m in Dirty Jerz again we’ll hit the Go-Go Bar. Be well King!
Nick The Dick – One of the best people I’ve met through this. Feel like I’ve known you for like two decades. Gotta feed the Crabs, gotta love that late late night Smoothie chat. It’s been really cool to see you grow as a man over the last few years. Nick The Fire Dick? Has a nice ring to it? Wait..no…actually, that’s perfect. Big Bites and Friends marathons for life.
Noise – What are Yinz up to? If I could deep fry you and eat you I would, you magnificent bastard. I hope your next five years are the equivalent of Tony Montana in the Jacuzzi. Only your lady friend is significantly less coked up. Unless you want that. Like if coked up Michelle Pfeiffer is your thing, then I want you to have that.
Crab Army – Jaaaake! Mike! Ryan! Steve! Rob! Bricks! Jarod! Do I have to yell all your names? I’m kinda lazy. Plus y’all haven’t been that forthcoming since CrabAnon. The crumbs have been scarce for a reason lately.
Michael Halpern – Salute! Thanks for helping me take this to the next level. I miss you brother! We built a hell of a thing.
Lance – You’re my new partner in crime, and there’s no one who’s work I respect more. You’re like a superhuman sportswriter created in a lab. It’s honor to be associated with you. Here’s to many successful seasons at Prospects Live!
Tehol – Why do we hate each other again? Do you really know Christian Slater? Remember when we wrote for Guru’s site?
To all the readers thanks for all the love.