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by: Grey
A creepy guy in a long trench coat, “Hey, wanna see something?” He flashes open his coat and inside the coat is dozens of corner infielders. That’s the Reds. They are the horniest anyone’s ever been for a corner infielder. Honestly, I didn’t even know that was a fetish, but I am not here to […]
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Have you seen Jonah Tong? He looks like Tim Lincecum had sex with Tim Lincecum, and their baby would be Jonah Tong. Call Jonah Tong: Inceptioncum. ACKSUALLY, if k.d. lang had sex with k.d. lang, then Lincecum and Linceum’s baby and lang and lang’s baby stepped into The Fly teleporter at the same time and, […]
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by: MarmosDad
Happy Saturday, Razzball faithful! It was an evening of excitement, mixed with a bit of bated breath as the most patient fantasy managers in the universe (aka the ones that stashed Bubba Chandler for longer than most of us did) finally got to experience the sweetness of the fruit of self-control that had been rotting […]
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Am I the only one mad that MLB teams hold back their rookies, manipulating their service time? The funny thing about my anger when it pertains to baseball is that dissipates by the time I’m into the next sentence. What was I mad about out again? Oh, yeah, Samuel Basallo (1-for-4, 2 RBIs) just now […]
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Trekked to Nepal on Sunday to ask the biggest Buddha I could find for some answers. (Bigger the Buddha, the more insightful. Everyone knows that shizz.) “Buddha, in all your infinite wisdom, how do I resist writing a 2026 fantasy baseball sleeper for Noelvi Marte and keep it about this year? Also, while I have […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Denver’s Coors Field delivered a performance for the ages Friday night, allowing a total of 40 hits and 33 runs scored in an all-time slugfest that would make the Bananas blush. Razzball’s new heartthrob slash king slashing bestie Warming Bernabel led the charge. He’s more than just an amazing name, and he showed it Friday […]
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Eugenio Suarez goes back to the Mariners, and you have to imagine it’ll be nice for him to see some familiar faces and sights. Flying into the city again for the first time, Eugenio looks out at the Space Needle, wistfully, he asks, “When did they add that Giant Peach?” It’s gotta be nice for […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Can you believe it’ll be August this week? How time flies…especially during the Summer. It seems like the All-Star Game was just a week ago! The next big day on the calendar for most of us fantasy ballers is our league’s trade deadline. Now’s the time to beef up your roster for the playoffs or […]
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WAAAAYYYY back in April, I did a piece on torpedo bats and barrels. If you remember, torpedo bats were all the rage during the first couple weeks of the season so we looked at early barrel rates (BRL%) to see if we could find something useful for our Points league teams. Today, we’re going to […]
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It was an Imperial March last night at Busch Stadium as the Mighty Men of Measurement took the mound. Ok. Maybe that’s laying it on too thick. But more than a few of us were keen to see if Zac Gallen (5.2 IP, 4 ER, 3 H, 3 BB, 4 Ks. ERA at 5.25), was […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?My prospect writer and your prospect writer, sittin’ by the fire, your prospect writer say Elko gonna set my fantasy roster on fire. Talkin’ hey now (hey now), hey now (hey now), Elko, Elko, Elko ahem, he’s a jock-but-how-mo FAAB would ya spend on him? Happy Mother’s Day to our five lady readers. Your eyeballs […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?It’s Mother’s Day which is a time to honor the women who raised us, fed us, and maybe even reminded us to set our fantasy lineups before Sunday brunch. As we near the summer heat, it’s the perfect time to reassess your roster and see which players are ready to blossom, which are wilting, and who might need a little tough love (just like momma gave us). Whether you are surging up the standings or clinging to hope like a spaghetti-stained Little League jersey, this week’s Top 100 Hitters for the rest of the 2025 fantasy baseball season are just the present you need. Because nothing says “I appreciate you, Mom” like benching that slumping outfielder she’s never heard of. Let’s dig in and see what the rest of the season holds.
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