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Listen, I’m as open-minded as the next guy, but: Kevin Gausman pitched a great game, and I don’t want to be that guy, but I think he could’ve pitched great without doing this after every strike [image or embed] — Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) September 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM What’s this all about? C’mon! They can’t […]

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Mets’ conveyor belt of young impressive arms wraps around the world at the Equator, then loops up over South America like two suspenders and the head, Jeremy Hefner, is Canada, and the crotch area is whatever David Peterson’s done the last month and the armpits in New Jersey and Los Angeles (my two homes, aw, […]

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When I started writing for this site three years ago (continually dodging the pink slip from the Grey Reaper), ranks were my favorite thing. I did them every week! That was extra, though. Now it’s pre-season, mid-season, and…………. End-ish of season. Ranks are kinda boring without some sort of context attached to them. So, this […]

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Mariners play in an awful stadium. Catchers don’t hit for power–[suddenly something blocks the sun] Is that an eclipse? My “Is There An Eclipse Happening Right Now Or Am I Standing In A Shadow” app says there’s no eclipse but I’m also on a treeless street. Nowhere a house. There’s no shadows here! What on […]

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We are entering the home stretch of the 2025 fantasy baseball season. It feels like the right time to evaluate some scorching stretches and see what they mean for long-term value heading into 2026. While many fantasy owners are already shifting their attention to football schedules, we’re here setting our auto-draft to focus on next year’s values. This is the season for buying low with the future in mind, spotting the underpriced risers, and identifying those who might be fool’s gold once the calendar flips. Championships aren’t just won in September, they’re also built by how well you scout for the year ahead. Buckle up and let’s investigate some impressive stat lines for the 2025 season.

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Happy Saturday, Razzball faithful! It was an evening of excitement, mixed with a bit of bated breath as the most patient fantasy managers in the universe (aka the ones that stashed Bubba Chandler for longer than most of us did) finally got to experience the sweetness of the fruit of self-control that had been rotting […]

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Welcome back to the Jhosty/Nxon interviews. I’m your host David Brinkley and I just want to catch those of you up who are just joining us. Last week on Jhosty/Nxon, the Red Sox were having Jhosty/Nxon take reps at 1st base, and internally they were talking about promoting him. Then, after a break-in at the […]

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Bubba….just killed a man (with his fastball) Put a fastball against his head, pulled the trigger, now he’s dead! Bubba….ooh weeee oooh, life had just begun But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away (passed ball, passed ball) Bubba!!! OOH…didn’t mean to make you cry (by dropping you for Charlie Morton because I needed […]

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