Jam it or Cram it: The Bizarro World Edition

May 19, 2013 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 100 Comments

Almost two months into the 2013 Major League Baseball season and things have suddenly turned into Bizarro World from the Superman comics. Those not familiar with the term please note what the scholarly website Uncyclopedia says, “Bizarro World is a situation or setting which is weirdly inverted or opposite of expectations.” In Bizarro World, Bizarro Coke […]

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Marlin Payin’s

December 8, 2011 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 55 Comments

by: Grey

And just like with the Wayan Brothers, the Marlins like sequels. This offseason is a sequel to 1997’s spending spree. We’ll call this one, “Don’t Be A Miser In South Florida While Drinking Your Profits In The Hood.” Mark Buehrle signed on with the Marlins for $58 million. The Marlins are currently acting like they […]

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Edwin Turns Tampa Bay Into Jacksonville

April 8, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 112 Comments

by: Grey

After seeing Edwin Jackson pitch yesterday, I felt as happy as this guy on the inside. I ran around my block yelling “Yuuuuupppp” like Dave Hester in Storage Wars. I went to Coldstone Creamery and got a low fat sundae that had 2700 calories and I ate it (with extra jimmies)! Yesterday, Jackson’s line was […]

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Non-Walker: Texas Ranger

July 12, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 183 Comments

by: Grey

After hours of rumors about a trade to the Yankees, Cliff Lee was traded to the Rangers. Going the other way, Justin Smoak and some prospects. We’ll get to Smoak in a bit. You know who I really feel sorry for in this whole Cliff Lee ordeal. The poor, poor New York Yankees. Now they […]

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The Hurt Foot Locker

June 28, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 113 Comments

by: Grey

If there’s one guy who can’t afford to lose a foot, it’s the five-three Dustin Pedroia. As of post time, it’s not clear how long Pedroia will be out with his fractured foot. My guess is 4 to 6 weeks. One thing Scrappy Doo does is fight. It’s a wonder he can carry around the […]

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The 2010 Montero Has Been Recalled

April 12, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 299 Comments

by: Grey

Miguel Montero is out with a torn meniscus. I can think of other cuss words that his owners may be thinking right now. A knee problem seems like a bad thing for a guy who’s supposed to be crouching for 9 innings. Like a can’t-Catch 22. Montero was a popular sleeper pick to enter the […]

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Top 80 Outfielders for 2010 Fantasy Baseball

January 26, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 40 Comments

by: Grey

I know most of you are champing/chomping at the bit for me to finish these facacta 2010 fantasy baseball rankings. Well, the pitchers are right around the corner. Some of these top 80 outfielders for 2010 fantasy baseball are long shots to make the club, but they might give you value if they do. Or […]

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If Winning Is The Key, Then Show Me The Blalock

September 25, 2009 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 28 Comments

by: Grey

Hank Blalock was called Mr. September by his manager. I think he meant it as a compliment. Last year, he hit eight homers in 95 ABs in September. This year, batting .360. In the last seven games, it’s up to .400 with 2 homers. Luckily, he’s also playing every game, because he’s the only one […]

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Car-Ma Finally Catches Up To Gregg

August 19, 2009 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 153 Comments

by: Grey

I’m sure even Kevin Gregg can’t believe he held the Cubs closer job as long as he did. After witnessing Gregg’s sixth blown save and 12th gopher ball on Monday night, Piniella went into the locker room and flipped a table, screaming at a young, non-mustachioed Willie Randolph… Oh, wait, that was The Bronx is […]

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Aubrey To Join The Debris In The Motor City

August 18, 2009 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 138 Comments

by: Grey

The Tigers added Aubrey Huff to complement Jim Leyland’s puff. When the Detroit Free Press hit the streets to find out what Tigers fans thought of this trade, they were met by mixed reactions. Some fans asked for change, others shot at them. Huff should be added to the 1st base/DH mix with Carlos Guillen heading […]

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Upton’s Future Oblique

August 7, 2009 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 71 Comments

by: Grey

Justin Upton heads to the DL with an oblique injury. For those reading, who just got out of a time machine from the 80s, no one has any idea what an oblique is. And stop wearing Cavariccis. Upton will probably be out more than the required 15 days, because these oblique injuries that no one […]

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Don’t Push Me Cuz I’m Close to Milledge

July 31, 2009 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 275 Comments

by: Grey

Lastings Milledge is about to get called up by the Pirates (We’re not your Pops’ Pirates!) and he should get playing time. Shoot, I could prolly get playing time with the Pirates. Is this still the head case that the Mets and Nats gave up on? Sure. Luckily, the rap scene in Pittsburgh is about […]

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