Santos Saves Toronto’s Christmas, 2012 Games

December 7, 2011 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 49 Comments

Sergio Santos was traded to the Blue Jays for Nestor Molina, no relation to Alfred. Santos will take over the Blue Jays closing job with Frank Francisco being waved away like a stale fart — Stank Fartcisco, if you will. Santos was made for this job. He’s a cyborg. A cyborg of Ks who was […]

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Kazmir Great But Not Machine Washable

May 15, 2008 | May's Daily Notes | 34 Comments

by: Grey

I’m not going to debate anyone on Kazmir’s brilliance. He’s brilliant. I realize that. You realize that. We agree. See that. But he’s not going to make it through the season. Just as I told you about the Glass Chipper yesterday, I’m telling you the same shizz today. Do his numbers matter from yesterday’s game? […]

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