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Format = Position Player | Age on 4/1/2026 | Highest Level Played | Estimated Time of Arrival 

1. C Carter Jensen | 22 | MLB | 2025

Jensen is a left-handed hitting catcher at six-foot 210 pounds who plays good defense and employs an extremely patient approach in the batter’s box. His 20-game debut in 2025 could not have gone better. He slashed .300/.391/.550 with three home runs and 12 strikeouts against nine walks for Kansas City after posting a .290/.377/.501 slash line in 111 games across Double and Triple-A. It’s hard to project his playing time this season with Salvador Perez in town, but I think we’re looking at something like 500 plate appearances and an intriguing fantasy season. 

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These days are reserved for the true cheapskates. If a minor leaguer is good enough to stress the pricing mechanisms in place to suppress his salary, the cheapskate team is obligated to keep him on a minor league contract as long as embarrassingly possible. How can you not be romantic about Baltimore promoting Dylan Beavers and Samuel Basallo on back-to-back days just after crossing the invisible barrier between trying to win games and trying to spend as little as possible for as long as possible. Or perhaps it was pure coincidence that they were both ready for the next challenge on the same weekend just in time to preserve their rookie status for 2026. It could happen. 

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