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I usually talk about the top-10 below, but I had to make it the lede today. This week it’s about Winning, and the High Index leagues smoking everyone in the standings. That includes our FML Grey… who will be in here to gloat in 3… 2… go. You are the champ of the perts and to be honest, it’s been one of the hardest stretch run battle I’ve played in a long time. I tip my cap to you tough. Enough about Grey, this is about you. Six of the top-ten come from leagues with an index of 109 or higher, including three from the FCL, two from the ECFBL, and one from the Champions League. Way to go guys. Hey, has anyone caught Narcos on Netflix? I watch that show with the anticipation of a kid for Christmas. *feels tap on shoulder* Hey, what’s up Octavio? Sorry guys, Octavio is my new intern I got from the local adult night school. I don’t care if it looks weird to just change topics  like that. I’ve written enough about these guys all year and I want to squeeze in my love of Narcos before my last post. If you do anything this off-season, besides read Razzball everyday, you should watch Narcos on Netflix. [Jay’s Note: It stars Oberyn Martell for Godsakes!] If a well done in depth dramatization about the rise of Pablo Escobar strikes your fancy then I suggest you check it out. Until then, let us get to the update…

Category Leaders: Week 25

RUNS 62 Blue Moon Sliders, CoupTang Clan Robust Herd, Smokey’s Den
HR 23 Razzball JB RCL ‘Perts
RBI 69 Team maxwell Vancouver
SB 13 OldNavy -, Team Lightman Fantasy Baseball Union, Razzball Riverboat
AVE .381 Team SINGMAN Zitos Meatballs
K 180 Kid A Hunter’s Hitters
WINS 14 Bar-S Hotdogs WET TAIL!!
SAVES 14 Milton Whippoorwills, Kung Pao Panda HA!, Take on Jay #7
ERA* 0.44 Weekend at Bernie Brewer’s Do I Make You Razzy Baby!!
WHIP* 0.57 Team Ley Northern Exposure

*40 min IP

 

The RCL Top 10: Week 26

This is the best around!… For the season… so far. Do you want to be Daniel Larusso? Then you got to beat all the Cobra Kai’s and win the All Valleys RCL Championship. Word around the office is that the grand prize is Sky jumping out of a cake in your living room and doing a strip tease to the the tune of Moment of Truth by Survivor. The table below contains the rank, team name, league name, RCL points, League Index and League Points.

Rank Team League RCL Points League Index League Points
1  Cram It  FCL  125.73  111  100
2  Team AL KOHLIC  ECFBL  119.53  109  100
3  Unpainted Arizona  HA!  118.24  103  112
4  The Hippos  ECFBL  115.69  109  97
5  Backdoor Sliders  Razzball Champion’s League  114.95  109  92.5
6  **** CARNAC  FCL  114.53  111  86
7  Astros to Mouth  Spiders and Snakes  113.70  101  113
8  Team Albright  RCL ‘Perts  113.30  104  105.5
9  Wake Up  FCL  112.87  111  88
10  RA the Rugged D ickeys  King Ralph’s Emporium  111.10  101  110

 

Razzball Commenter Leagues 2015 MASTER STANDINGS

 

Top Hitting Performances of the Week

Team League H AB Ave R HR RBI SB
Razzball JB RCL ‘Perts 87 267 .326 49 23 59 7
Yu Out Grey’s Mustache Wax 106 334 .317 52 16 59 7
Apple Sauce Euro Razzball 96 288 .333 59 14 59 3
Donkeycorn Apocalypse 3 British Columbia 103 358 .288 55 17 67 5
Trinidad Scorpions Zitos Meatballs 90 292 .308 50 17 53 7
Simply Fred The Game of Throws 96 312 .308 48 16 55 7
CoupTang Clan Smokey’s Den 103 343 .300 62 16 62 1
B.Inge Drinking Tehol and Taints 66 227 .291 38 19 56 7
Maryland Cheesesteaks Lester’s RCL #2 101 308 .328 56 11 52 4
Black Sox Razzball DC 98 328 .299 52 12 52 9
Team Harrahy British Columbia 74 236 .314 40 15 50 8
Blue Moon Sliders Robust Herd 83 307 .270 62 17 43 8
Juicy Juice Lester’s RCL #1 84 282 .298 53 14 52 6
Team maxwell Vancouver 76 278 .273 45 15 69 6
Baltimore Scorioles Beddict’s butth*le pleasures 84 292 .288 51 13 48 10
OldNavy – Fantasy Baseball Union 93 303 .307 43 9 49 13
Random Team name Blues Odyssey 79 287 .275 48 18 51 7
Torchwood Mission Dr. Bosch’s Anti-Agers 87 298 .292 54 19 47 2
Team Kraemer Manitoba 73 211 .346 40 10 36 10
Jim Abbott’s Right Hand Man FUBAR 85 269 .316 47 12 47 7

 

Top Pitching Performances of the Week

Team League IP ER ERA K BB HA W WHIP Saves
Mustache Mustache Muscle Car Fanatics 78.2 15 1.72 93 8 57 6 0.83 8
John Boccabellas The Downward Spiral 65.2 11 1.51 68 12 46 9 0.88 5
The Schmohawks Original Recipe 2015 51 5 0.88 54 8 39 7 0.92 2
Weekend at Bernie Brewer’s Do I Make You Razzy Baby!! 41.1 2 0.44 52 10 18 3 0.68 5
Team Anderson Upton my grill 45 5 1.00 38 9 29 5 0.84 7
HaveGuns WillTravel Smokey’s Den 43 7 1.47 50 4 27 4 0.72 11
Mustache Mustache Take on Jay #2 111.1 32 2.59 96 27 89 6 1.04 10
Vancouver Evans Two Out Rally 116 34 2.64 102 21 93 9 0.98 5
OSUNA Therapists Take on Jay #5 112.1 35 2.80 105 21 99 8 1.07 12
Gold Dust Twins RCL FG Caught Looking 68.2 15 1.97 72 17 46 5 0.92 6
Puigian Heights Razzball Casuals League 86.2 23 2.39 82 15 74 6 1.03 9
Living The Dream Take on Jay #7 56 10 1.61 55 11 45 7 1.00 5
Rumford Strong BATTAMANIA! 69 17 2.22 66 7 51 7 0.84 6
HaveGuns WillTravel Dan Carlin’s Hardcore Fistery 41.1 6 1.31 41 6 27 4 0.80 9
PT Bruisers Hodgepadres ‘R’ Us 39 3 0.69 40 15 15 2 0.77 6
My Mustache Has A Mustache Lester’s RCL #2 74.1 18 2.18 69 25 61 4 1.16 11
Team Ley Northern Exposure 45.2 7 1.38 50 5 21 3 0.57 5
Team Cardenas Fantasy Water Park League 60.1 14 2.09 66 9 49 5 0.96 9
Bar-S Hotdogs WET TAIL!! 191.2 74 3.47 163 47 176 14 1.16 6
Kid A Hunter’s Hitters 192.2 79 3.69 180 53 161 12 1.11 7